Wednesday, 17 December 2008

Topik rojak

Tips Pasangan Bahagia #1 - cokodok

If you make cokodoks that dont look or smell like one, your husband won't eat any of it. Therefore you can enjoy eat them all by yourself, tak payah share share nyiahahahha

(But if they dont look or smell like cokodok..chances are they don't taste like one either. So Projek Cokodok : FAIL! )

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Projek nasik tomato was a major success. It was so good it'd bring tears to Gordon Ramsay's eyes! I'm back baby!

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Haritu Kekla stat main solitaire kat PDA Bude, tapi selalu sangat kalah. Pastu dia tolong (which, annoyingly, buat Kekla menang). Pastu tiba tiba dia pulak dok hooked kat game tu...siap main kat ofis pastu msg Kekla kata markah dia power. Yang Kekla pulak dok kalah camtu aa...iiiii geram betui

So semalam masa Bude dah tidoq..Kekla senyap senyap main solitaire kat atas katil. Sampai finally menang ngan markah powerr baru boleh tidoq! Harharhar tapi hasilnya koi 1 lebih baru tidoq pastu terbangun lambat hehhe

This was the congratulary text from him, received at 8:26am

''Wah power 3644. x sia2 jd wife i ''

Aren't we such supportive couple?? (actually Bude yang supportive, Kekla asyik jeles dia menang)


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Bizzare consultation #2

Patient: Dokter, tengok dak Aji Din tadi?
Dokter : Ha..sapa?
Patient: Aji Din la, kat simpang nuh. Takkan Dokter taktau kot
Dokter: Ha? Haji Din? Sapa Haji Din ni?
Patient:Aji Din la..banyak oghang tadi Dokter. Mecehdis belaga ngan proton. Ghamai oghang pi tengok takkan dokter taktau
Dokter:???

Rupa rupanya Aji Din ialah accident antara sebuah mercedes ngan sebuah proton....

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Tips Pasangan Bahagia #2 - stinking salak

If your sister buys buah salak from Indon,they are highly precious and you should eat them as soon as possible. Don't keep them in the kitchen as once they get wet, they stink!!!

However if stinking salak happens and you are scared of food poisoning but the salaks are too precious to be thrown away, get your husband to finish them up. That's what husbands are for.

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I love my husband more than anything in this world. His birthday is 6 days from now. Please God please please please dont make me not realise they day when it comes

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That's all folks

Love,
Kekla

5 comments:

wan syamir said...

main solitare kat pda mana aci... main ah kat laptop pastu kita banding.... record markah jek kat komputer 8000 lebih, menang dalam masa 90-92 saat.. riak riak hahaha...

syigha said...

seriously jek???
aaa whyyyyyy
skrg kekla dah addicted to solitaire..x lepas2 4000 pun lagi ni...pastu paling laju pun 108saat
stressssssss
xleh nak buat keja rumah arini sbb main solitaire ja

Jeg said...

kuang2.. kehidupan org berkahwin yang sangat bahagia... seronoknya!

aween lia-na said...

solitaire apa brg..pi baca mcleod tu eh .shuh shuh..kekla, na nak tumpang umah kak yin 22 ni kat london..u know sapa tumpang jugak the same day???? HIRMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~nasrah~ said...

weh weh..sebok betui hg ngn solitaire tu. update la blog..call aku ka..nnti aku blk br nk rindu2..