Friday, 25 September 2009

Babies and me

For the past 26 years of my life , I thought I love kids. I mean, im AMAYZING with kids. Kids love me. Im a KID MAGNET. Seriously. Any kid would be lucky to have me as their sister / aunt/ cousin/ neighbour.

I loved kids so much, I freaking got into medicine in the first place wanting to do paediatrics.

But as Bude said, my true self came out in the last 2 weeks.

I cant believe I’m saying this…but kid patients are driving me nuts!!! Seriously macam orang gila sakit kepala.

Currently im taking care of the newborns.

And each morning I have to examine these babies.

The problem is I like to talk, and as we all know, babies don’t talk.

Which drives me nuts because MO’s don’t talk to me cause they think I’m stupid, nurses don’t talk to me because they are just not bothered, and i dont talk to parents because they are..erm..annoying hehe.

So I end up talking to the wall, or not talking for a freaking whole day.

For someone who has a big mouth like me…Lenguh weeeeeiiii!

And then comes the examination part.

Imagine 20 babies lined next to each other. All sleeping quietly.

Slowly and gracefully I take out the first baby’s dress so that I can check his lungs. Out of the sudden,

Baby terkejut. Bukak mulut. Oh dear oh dear. Please don’t –

SHRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKK and the baby cries on top of his lungs.

Which startles and wakes the baby next to him, who would then start crying on top of HIS lungs.

Which then startles the baby next to him and next and next and next

Tup tup macam dominos, within 2 seconds, the whole ward cries!!!!

AAAAAA mau pekak telinga daku~~~!!!

Adakah kanak kanak ini rasa semua ini suatu pertandingan menyanyi. Oh Tuhan…

Their cries are so high pitched I think my brain bleeds every morning.


The conclusions are:

  1. Although babies are small, their lungs are big and their cries might kill you in an instant.
  2. The only way I would be a newborn specialist is if my brain bleeds too much causing me to be deaf.
  3. My own children better be cute, smart, and CRY-LESS
  4. If my children are not CRY-LESS, I’ll sell them. Hahahahha
OK chiow. slamat hari raya. sampai hati tak call Kekla noh . ingat dosa tak banyak ka? ha?


Saturday, 12 September 2009

the Queen is back

Hokay, since Jek and Na have both gone back to uni, i guess i need to start blogging again. I apologise to my fans out there for the long delay ( yeap as suprising as it sounds, it's true, i do have A fan - don't worry Fadzihan Abbas i won't reveal your name hehe)

6 days ago i turned 26~! Bude was so sweet, he made sahur for me - sedap hingga menjilat jari. Walaupun pakai 2 peket instant adabi nasik goreng..tak kesah la...he woke up slowly at 4 ( I was post call so memang tidoq mati aa) then the next thing i knew he woke me up at 5 and tadaaa - nasik goreng tomyam babe!! sweet kan? if only my bday is everyday...fuhh best..

Bude also bought me a cake. kat secret recipe. tapikan...logik ka..kat kedai dok bertengkaq. I wanted a mango cake, but he preferred chocolate cake. Dia siap kata " Kalau x abes mango cake tu you makan aaa..." Apekahhhhhh how could someone buy a birthday cake to his birthday wife that the birthday wife doesn't want for her birthday?

Anyway, we went ahead with the mango (OBVIOUSLY) , which turned out to be super sour hahaha but who cares, i got what i wanted, that's the whole point! nyiahahaha

Muka puas hati potong kek (time ni tak tau lagi kek masam macam asam jawa)

So yeah, to summarise,

I'm a 26 year old girl, married to the man i love, working the job i love
and living in a house i love. If only i have a baby, life would be perfect!! ( feeling a little broody sebab semalam main ngan anak payat yang super cute!!)

Till my next entry, adios!


Ps: yes Na, you totally forgot my birthday!! Hampeh punya adik...Cepat call mintak maaf!