Boredom + Internet = Google Image!

Ok, Kekla boring sangat tadi so kekla start google image nama family kita. look what i found!!

LIANA



This liana climbs up and around another plant to reach the canopy where it spreads its leaves to catch the light.

Tu la na. mama letak nama na sempena nama pokok sebab hati na keras macam pokok and rambut na macam akar pokok hehehehe

JEK



I don't know why googling Jek's name came up with a picture of FHM's 35th sexiest female on earth. Adakah Jek akan berkahwin dengan Nadine? hmmmmmmm


AFIRA


Apparently it's a new UK based Womenswear Label. Cool betoi. Cheit

ABUDI



Monkeyin' around in Youngin Korea this week was seven-year-old trained chimpanzee, Rudi, who is learning how to play golf during 'the animal wonder stage' at the world famous Everland Amusement Park.

Rudi is not only attracting more guests, he's attracting thousands of viewers on the Internet.

err...i know Abudi played basketball in High School, never knew he trained in golf too...heheheh
KEKLA



Place and DOB: First gorilla born at Zoo Atlanta, March 15, 1989
Fun Facts: At 345 pounds, Kekla is a very large silverback. His name means “dawn” in Bawanese (a West African language). He is very friendly.
Favorite Food: Kekla’s least favorite food is onions.

Ceh. They named a gorilla after my name. Hampeh. (or abah named me after a gorilla? that's even worse!)

SUZIE


mmmm SUZIE's HOT!!

I'm married to a GEEK!

When i fell in love with Bude, i thought i was falling for this macho, sporty, cool guy. And guess what he turned out to be...? A GEEK! (and he’s proud of it!!)

Nak bukti?

1.A few months ago he had a fall from his bike, so sustained some open wounds. After a week the wound was getting better and less painful.

Satu hari tu dia tengok tangan kanan, then kiri, then kanan, then kiri....

Tiba tiba dia kata dengan serious


“Sayang i rasa i ada darah Wolverine la. Tengok cepat betul luka i baik”

hmph...

2.Lately Bude asyik dok main comp game ni. Pastu game ni cakap banyak sangat sampai Kekla pun rimas.

Ada awek (character game) ni dok potpoetpotpet cakap banyak gila so Kekla pun kata la

“Ape game you ni cakap banyak. Lawan dah la buatpe nak sembang”.

Bude reply “ I kene ambik hati, ngorat awek ni, borak borak layan die kasi die suke kat i. Kalau tak nanti dia lari”

I was like...what???!

Seriously, should i be worried that he's trying to chat up a fictional character, or relieved that he’s not chatting up a real girl?

Haih..

Geek pun geek la, dah tersangkut kat geek, apa nak buat

Anyway that geek will be leaving me for 4 days to go to China sob sob sedeynyeeeeeeee
Terpaksalah daku tidor di hostel hospital and makan nasik bungkus. takbesnyaaaaaaa urghhhhh

Love
Kekla

DISCLAIMER : ORTHOPAEDIC MO's ARE SMART!

Ok disclaimer ni dibuat khas untuk Kid

1. All doctors are smart( kembang kempis kembang kempis hidung ) and orthopaedic surgeons are doctors, hence they are, by default, smart. (puji diri sendiri nyiahahaha)

2. Keja ortho ni very mechanical and technical. So kena power practical skills. As oppose to physicians yang kena banyak pikiaq theory

3.So orang physician ni slalu prasan depa pandai aaa konon (sebab aku nak jadi physician so aku pun perasan aku pandai)

4.Orang ortho ni pulak jenis rileks and lepak. And depa tau orang physician ni perasan lagi pandai and depa tak peduli . Bukti? Joke no 1 was actually told by an orthopaedic MO!

5. You know how the majority of doctors are skema and nerds (me not included, of course)? Well the few which are not,end up as orthopaedic surgeons!

5.Doctors yang HENSEM HENSEM and lepak lepak and cool cool, banyak jadi orthopaedic surgeons. HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE

6.Tapi kesimpulannya, MO ortho aku banyak yang pandai, terer, baik, cool, rileks, lepak and supper best.

hehehe now, is there any chance that ALL my ortho MO's would read this post? hmmmmm

love,
syigha. (not kekla ok sebab post ni untuk KID)

Melayu dan Angin

ANGIN CONVERSATION part 1

Doctor: Ok pakcik sakit apa, macam mana saya boleh tolong?

Patient 1: ANGIN masuk dalam badan saya banyak ni docter

Doctor:Oh kay….sakit macam mana tu pakcik

Patient 1: Sakit perut, cirit birit. ANGIN la doctor, ANGIN

Doctor :berapa lama dah sakit perut?

Patient 1: Sejak ANGIN masuk la dotor

Doctor: Sigh…ok bila tu

Patient 1: Semalam doctor, saya naik bas dari KL, bila masuk Kedah ja TUKAR ANGIN saya terus sakit perut

Doctor: Sapa lagi cirit ngan sakit perut camni?

Patient 1: Anak anak saya, isteri saya

Doctor: Bunyi macam keracunan makanan ja. Ada berenti makan kat luar ka?

Patient 1: Adala kat R&R. Tapi bukan makanan rosak.

Doctor: Tapi lepas makan tu, semua sakit perut dan cirit? Makanan rasa pelik tak?

Patient 1: Memang rasa pelik

Doctor: Jadi keracunan la tu

Patient 1: Bukan doctor. Saya pasti, bila masuk ja sempadan Kedah, saya boleh rasa ANGIN BERUBAH, terus masuk badan saya, terus sakit perut

Doctor: hmmm saya rasa keracunan makanan

Patient 1: bukan ANGIN?

Doctor: Saya belajaq kat UK pakcik, sana ANGIN UK lain kot, tak masuk dalam badan orang.

Patient 1: Tapi ni ANGIN kedah doctor

Doctor: Takdak ANGIN dalam medic ni. Saya bagi ubat cirit ngan sakit perut ok

Patient 1: Saya yakin ANGIN doctor

Doktor: ………

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ANGIN CONVERSATION part 2

Doctor: Ye akak, macam mane?

Patient 2: Akak mengandung 2 bulan. Tiba tiba sakit perut harini, kuat sangat. ANGIN masuk la akak rasa

Doctor: Sakit kat mane tu kak

Patient 2: Kat tempat ANGIN masuk

Doctor: Oh kay..kat mane tu

Patient: mula mula ANGIN masuk perut kat kiri..

Doctor: lepas tu?

Patient: lepas tu ANGIN naik pergi kat bahu

Doctor: ade bedarah kat bawah tak?

Patient: Angin tak buat jadi darah. Dia buat sakit je

*Scan perut*

Doktor: Akak…sebenarnya akak mengandung luar rahim..sebab tu sakit perut kuat

Patient: Ha…bukan ANGIN?

DOktor: Bukan…kite kene cepat buat operation ye kak…

*5 mins later*

Suami patient: Doktor, saya ada benda nak cakap boleh?

Doktor: Boleh boleh

Suami patient:Saya rasa ANGIN masuk kuat sangat sampai tolak kandungan die pergi luar rahim

Doktor: ……………..

I give up....................................

shapes and sizes

Harini kekla tak pi keja. And now im feeling so guilty. Bukan guilty sebab takut keja tak jalan (ortho bukan banyak keja pun) tapi guilty sebab sayang cuti..tak pasai2 dah kena tolak 1 hari punya cuti…

Bukan kekla malas ok..orang sakit perut laa…stupid tummy! Anyway it’s already 2pm now…sigh…ruginya rasa…I wish I’m back in medical school…bila2 nak ponteng pun boleh without rasa guilty!
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Anyway baru teringat this personality test yang kekla buat time kat BTN dulu. (Finally something useful to remember besides dirty jokes!)

Among all these shapes below, which one represents you the most?


SQUARE, TRIANGLE, CIRCLE and WAVE

cup, gambar love, butterfly and taik tu only gambar hiasan ok? dont get distracted! (you wouldn't be if you chose triangle!)

Dah pilih shape? kena pilih dulu baru boleh scroll down ok??

Jangan tipuuuu pilih dulu! sapa tipu dosa!

OK? Dah pilih?

Here's the interpretation (or what i remembered from the real interpretation)


The square
Orang ni suka rules and regulation. Rasa safe dalam tempat sendiri, not too keen on changes sebab akan rasa insecure kalau bukan in control. Teratur, kemas buat keja apa pun semua jalan. (pendek kata :SUPER SKEMA! Hahaha) Rasa nya berdasarkan tahap kekemasan bilik kita semua, takdak kot anak abah masuk geng ni hehehee

The triangle
They are the planners and the achievers. Highly ambitious and motivated. Very opportunistic in whatever condition they are in. Tak cepat terpengaruh dengan distractions.They can also be quite BOSSY!! Tengok tu every corner pun tajam, so kalau kita tak bagi apa depa nak…ish..it can be very painful to us! KIASU jugak kot depa ni. (Kekla ras Abah masuk geng ni kikikiki kutuk bapak sendiri :P ehh some people are proud to be kiasu ok?!)

The circle
Jenis lepak lepak. Bulat macam bola so senang nak blend in dalam semua situation. Bulat tak semestinya physically bulat ok? Orang bulat ni banyak member sebab baik and senang terima perangai orang lain, tapi kadang kadang senang nak kena pushed around. More of a follower than a leader. Low profile plak tu.

The wave
Ok, this is OBVIOUSLY the BEST sebab this is the one I CHOSE! Hehehe

Orang ni pun jenis lepak jugak (cewah puji diri sendiri) , hates rules and regulation. Nanti rasa terkongkong ok! Thinks there are much more in life than money (or whatever the triangle people are so kiasu about). Creative and thinks outside the box (cewah angkat angkat!). Ada ka member kekla kata orang jenis ni indecisive and emotionally labile. Mana ada kekla emo dang you mc%&*njcejw**^weudchri!!!!! hehehe

So which shape respresents you?

Kekla tau :

Jek :bentuk love sebab suka usya pompuan hehe
Na: T**i sebab suka cuci toilet heheheheh


Love,
Kekla

mangkuk mangkuk

Skarang Kekla kat orthopaedics..okla..rilek betui so far, bila keja xdak..rasa sangap sampai tersentuk2 kepala and asyik menguap every 5 seconds

Tiap2 hari pukui 5 dah punch out, and dapat masak dinner untuk Bude almost every night! Rasa macam isteri mithali siuts!!

Ortho best sebab majority of MO and specialist BAIK GILA!!! Memang cool habis, tak takut nak tanya soalan ka apa.

Except this one specialist. Spoiler la jugak. Orang panggil dia malignant. Bude panggil dia Miss Mangkuk. Reason? She likes to call people mangkuk!

So whenever anyone enters Ortho, we each have a Mangkuk Count. Meaning, brapa kali in total kena panggil mangkuk.

So far mangkuk count Kekla zero lagi sebab tak penah jaga Miss Mangkuk ni punya patient.

Aparently boleh naik pangkat dari mangkuk biasa to mangkuk hayun, mangkuk tandas, magkuk jamban and when she’s trying (her best) to be funny, jadi mangkuk Astro ngan
mangkuk meggi(oh god, what bad sense of humour this lady has)

This Miss Mangkuk buat ward round every Wednesday. SO hari rabu last week kekla memang bangun awai gilaaa aa kan. Tak leh tidoq semalaman bebbb, Gelabah weihssssss takut tak sempat buat round tak pasai pasai kena mangkuk sebijik. Dupdapdubdap jantung.

Pastu turun laaa ngan lift 12 tingkat tu. Bajet cun boleh sampai awai dari besa.

So pakai helmet, bersedia nak naik moto

Tiba tiba, heroku kata

“Sayang, I tertinggal stoken”

Kekla macam….huh? am I hearing this right? “tinggal ape?"

“Stoken. You tolong naik ambik boleh?”

Oh god, this is not happening.

“Eh mana boleh harini Miss Mangkuk buat round!!!”

“Habestu I nak pakai stoken ape?”

“You pinjam la stoken officemate you!”

“Mane ade orang bawak stoken extra pegi keje?!” Ha’ah ek. logik gak.Takkan nak share, sorang nak pakai sebelah kot.

“You tak payah pak…” hmm tak pakai stokeng buruk pulak, macam pak aji kat kampung main dam kat kedai kopi. Nanti orang kata Kekla x pandai jaga suami pulak. Baru nak claim isteri mithali..

Pffttffffff..!Haii laki aku ni time ni pulak dia nak buat tetinggal stokinggg!! So berlari larilah kekla naik tingkat 12 sambil baca doa dalam hati.Skali bila dah sampai bawah, terambik stoking koyak kat tumit hahahaha buat buat x nampak lantak la asalkan ada stoking hehehe~~!

Luckily Miss Mangkuk good mood so tak kena mangkuk. Mungkinkah ini ganjaran buat isteri mithali...kekla redha..ceeeeeeewaaaaaaaaaah!

hehe

Kekla dapat cuti raya haji so boleh balik kampung yeay!!!

Ps: Jek, Kekla jumpa Mr Fazir..fuh penuh charisma! Tapi Specialist jek yang hensem tapi nama pelik tu takdak pun!!!! frust kekla!!

love,
Kekla

Dates dates dates

Lupa pulak nak cakap, 2 days ago Bude and I turned 1 year! time flies eh? hehehehe