DISCLAIMER : ORTHOPAEDIC MO's ARE SMART!

Ok disclaimer ni dibuat khas untuk Kid

1. All doctors are smart( kembang kempis kembang kempis hidung ) and orthopaedic surgeons are doctors, hence they are, by default, smart. (puji diri sendiri nyiahahaha)

2. Keja ortho ni very mechanical and technical. So kena power practical skills. As oppose to physicians yang kena banyak pikiaq theory

3.So orang physician ni slalu prasan depa pandai aaa konon (sebab aku nak jadi physician so aku pun perasan aku pandai)

4.Orang ortho ni pulak jenis rileks and lepak. And depa tau orang physician ni perasan lagi pandai and depa tak peduli . Bukti? Joke no 1 was actually told by an orthopaedic MO!

5. You know how the majority of doctors are skema and nerds (me not included, of course)? Well the few which are not,end up as orthopaedic surgeons!

5.Doctors yang HENSEM HENSEM and lepak lepak and cool cool, banyak jadi orthopaedic surgeons. HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE

6.Tapi kesimpulannya, MO ortho aku banyak yang pandai, terer, baik, cool, rileks, lepak and supper best.

hehehe now, is there any chance that ALL my ortho MO's would read this post? hmmmmm

love,
syigha. (not kekla ok sebab post ni untuk KID)

Melayu dan Angin

ANGIN CONVERSATION part 1

Doctor: Ok pakcik sakit apa, macam mana saya boleh tolong?

Patient 1: ANGIN masuk dalam badan saya banyak ni docter

Doctor:Oh kay….sakit macam mana tu pakcik

Patient 1: Sakit perut, cirit birit. ANGIN la doctor, ANGIN

Doctor :berapa lama dah sakit perut?

Patient 1: Sejak ANGIN masuk la dotor

Doctor: Sigh…ok bila tu

Patient 1: Semalam doctor, saya naik bas dari KL, bila masuk Kedah ja TUKAR ANGIN saya terus sakit perut

Doctor: Sapa lagi cirit ngan sakit perut camni?

Patient 1: Anak anak saya, isteri saya

Doctor: Bunyi macam keracunan makanan ja. Ada berenti makan kat luar ka?

Patient 1: Adala kat R&R. Tapi bukan makanan rosak.

Doctor: Tapi lepas makan tu, semua sakit perut dan cirit? Makanan rasa pelik tak?

Patient 1: Memang rasa pelik

Doctor: Jadi keracunan la tu

Patient 1: Bukan doctor. Saya pasti, bila masuk ja sempadan Kedah, saya boleh rasa ANGIN BERUBAH, terus masuk badan saya, terus sakit perut

Doctor: hmmm saya rasa keracunan makanan

Patient 1: bukan ANGIN?

Doctor: Saya belajaq kat UK pakcik, sana ANGIN UK lain kot, tak masuk dalam badan orang.

Patient 1: Tapi ni ANGIN kedah doctor

Doctor: Takdak ANGIN dalam medic ni. Saya bagi ubat cirit ngan sakit perut ok

Patient 1: Saya yakin ANGIN doctor

Doktor: ………

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ANGIN CONVERSATION part 2

Doctor: Ye akak, macam mane?

Patient 2: Akak mengandung 2 bulan. Tiba tiba sakit perut harini, kuat sangat. ANGIN masuk la akak rasa

Doctor: Sakit kat mane tu kak

Patient 2: Kat tempat ANGIN masuk

Doctor: Oh kay..kat mane tu

Patient: mula mula ANGIN masuk perut kat kiri..

Doctor: lepas tu?

Patient: lepas tu ANGIN naik pergi kat bahu

Doctor: ade bedarah kat bawah tak?

Patient: Angin tak buat jadi darah. Dia buat sakit je

*Scan perut*

Doktor: Akak…sebenarnya akak mengandung luar rahim..sebab tu sakit perut kuat

Patient: Ha…bukan ANGIN?

DOktor: Bukan…kite kene cepat buat operation ye kak…

*5 mins later*

Suami patient: Doktor, saya ada benda nak cakap boleh?

Doktor: Boleh boleh

Suami patient:Saya rasa ANGIN masuk kuat sangat sampai tolak kandungan die pergi luar rahim

Doktor: ……………..

I give up....................................

shapes and sizes

Harini kekla tak pi keja. And now im feeling so guilty. Bukan guilty sebab takut keja tak jalan (ortho bukan banyak keja pun) tapi guilty sebab sayang cuti..tak pasai2 dah kena tolak 1 hari punya cuti…

Bukan kekla malas ok..orang sakit perut laa…stupid tummy! Anyway it’s already 2pm now…sigh…ruginya rasa…I wish I’m back in medical school…bila2 nak ponteng pun boleh without rasa guilty!
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Anyway baru teringat this personality test yang kekla buat time kat BTN dulu. (Finally something useful to remember besides dirty jokes!)

Among all these shapes below, which one represents you the most?


SQUARE, TRIANGLE, CIRCLE and WAVE

cup, gambar love, butterfly and taik tu only gambar hiasan ok? dont get distracted! (you wouldn't be if you chose triangle!)

Dah pilih shape? kena pilih dulu baru boleh scroll down ok??

Jangan tipuuuu pilih dulu! sapa tipu dosa!

OK? Dah pilih?

Here's the interpretation (or what i remembered from the real interpretation)


The square
Orang ni suka rules and regulation. Rasa safe dalam tempat sendiri, not too keen on changes sebab akan rasa insecure kalau bukan in control. Teratur, kemas buat keja apa pun semua jalan. (pendek kata :SUPER SKEMA! Hahaha) Rasa nya berdasarkan tahap kekemasan bilik kita semua, takdak kot anak abah masuk geng ni hehehee

The triangle
They are the planners and the achievers. Highly ambitious and motivated. Very opportunistic in whatever condition they are in. Tak cepat terpengaruh dengan distractions.They can also be quite BOSSY!! Tengok tu every corner pun tajam, so kalau kita tak bagi apa depa nak…ish..it can be very painful to us! KIASU jugak kot depa ni. (Kekla ras Abah masuk geng ni kikikiki kutuk bapak sendiri :P ehh some people are proud to be kiasu ok?!)

The circle
Jenis lepak lepak. Bulat macam bola so senang nak blend in dalam semua situation. Bulat tak semestinya physically bulat ok? Orang bulat ni banyak member sebab baik and senang terima perangai orang lain, tapi kadang kadang senang nak kena pushed around. More of a follower than a leader. Low profile plak tu.

The wave
Ok, this is OBVIOUSLY the BEST sebab this is the one I CHOSE! Hehehe

Orang ni pun jenis lepak jugak (cewah puji diri sendiri) , hates rules and regulation. Nanti rasa terkongkong ok! Thinks there are much more in life than money (or whatever the triangle people are so kiasu about). Creative and thinks outside the box (cewah angkat angkat!). Ada ka member kekla kata orang jenis ni indecisive and emotionally labile. Mana ada kekla emo dang you mc%&*njcejw**^weudchri!!!!! hehehe

So which shape respresents you?

Kekla tau :

Jek :bentuk love sebab suka usya pompuan hehe
Na: T**i sebab suka cuci toilet heheheheh


Love,
Kekla

mangkuk mangkuk

Skarang Kekla kat orthopaedics..okla..rilek betui so far, bila keja xdak..rasa sangap sampai tersentuk2 kepala and asyik menguap every 5 seconds

Tiap2 hari pukui 5 dah punch out, and dapat masak dinner untuk Bude almost every night! Rasa macam isteri mithali siuts!!

Ortho best sebab majority of MO and specialist BAIK GILA!!! Memang cool habis, tak takut nak tanya soalan ka apa.

Except this one specialist. Spoiler la jugak. Orang panggil dia malignant. Bude panggil dia Miss Mangkuk. Reason? She likes to call people mangkuk!

So whenever anyone enters Ortho, we each have a Mangkuk Count. Meaning, brapa kali in total kena panggil mangkuk.

So far mangkuk count Kekla zero lagi sebab tak penah jaga Miss Mangkuk ni punya patient.

Aparently boleh naik pangkat dari mangkuk biasa to mangkuk hayun, mangkuk tandas, magkuk jamban and when she’s trying (her best) to be funny, jadi mangkuk Astro ngan
mangkuk meggi(oh god, what bad sense of humour this lady has)

This Miss Mangkuk buat ward round every Wednesday. SO hari rabu last week kekla memang bangun awai gilaaa aa kan. Tak leh tidoq semalaman bebbb, Gelabah weihssssss takut tak sempat buat round tak pasai pasai kena mangkuk sebijik. Dupdapdubdap jantung.

Pastu turun laaa ngan lift 12 tingkat tu. Bajet cun boleh sampai awai dari besa.

So pakai helmet, bersedia nak naik moto

Tiba tiba, heroku kata

“Sayang, I tertinggal stoken”

Kekla macam….huh? am I hearing this right? “tinggal ape?"

“Stoken. You tolong naik ambik boleh?”

Oh god, this is not happening.

“Eh mana boleh harini Miss Mangkuk buat round!!!”

“Habestu I nak pakai stoken ape?”

“You pinjam la stoken officemate you!”

“Mane ade orang bawak stoken extra pegi keje?!” Ha’ah ek. logik gak.Takkan nak share, sorang nak pakai sebelah kot.

“You tak payah pak…” hmm tak pakai stokeng buruk pulak, macam pak aji kat kampung main dam kat kedai kopi. Nanti orang kata Kekla x pandai jaga suami pulak. Baru nak claim isteri mithali..

Pffttffffff..!Haii laki aku ni time ni pulak dia nak buat tetinggal stokinggg!! So berlari larilah kekla naik tingkat 12 sambil baca doa dalam hati.Skali bila dah sampai bawah, terambik stoking koyak kat tumit hahahaha buat buat x nampak lantak la asalkan ada stoking hehehe~~!

Luckily Miss Mangkuk good mood so tak kena mangkuk. Mungkinkah ini ganjaran buat isteri mithali...kekla redha..ceeeeeeewaaaaaaaaaah!

hehe

Kekla dapat cuti raya haji so boleh balik kampung yeay!!!

Ps: Jek, Kekla jumpa Mr Fazir..fuh penuh charisma! Tapi Specialist jek yang hensem tapi nama pelik tu takdak pun!!!! frust kekla!!

love,
Kekla

Dates dates dates

Lupa pulak nak cakap, 2 days ago Bude and I turned 1 year! time flies eh? hehehehe

The other night

Bude and I are both on a week’s leave, so we decided to go back to Jitra. We decided to sleep in the guest room so that Bude doesn’t have to share toilet with Suzie and Suzie doesn’t have to wear tudung all the time and Bude doesn’t have to close his eyes whenever he sees Suzie without tudung blablabla.

But as you know, the guest room doesn’t have a fan. So we had to use the aircond which is belarrdi cold.

The first night we set the temperature at 23 degrees. It was so freezing cold that even my ears got cramps while my bones were so frozen I couldn’t even move my limbs. Bude on the other hand started to have runny nose the following day sokseksoksek (konon tersiksa sebab sejuk la tu)

So naturally on the second night, we changed the aircond setting to FAN.

But it turned out to be soooooo hot. Serious Kekla takleh tidoq tau. It was soo hot that my shirt was drenched in sweat. I kept on waking up in the middle of the night to wipe off sweat from my body.

I tried to change the mode back to aircond, but the remote control was too high tech, none of the buttons I pressed worked. (later I found out the buttons didn’t work because battery habis)

So I woke Bude up to help me. That's what husbands are for, right? To help their wives, right?

“Sayang tolong betulkan aircond ni please”

“Krohh krohh krohhhhh”

“Sayangg tolong please I panas sangat ni”

“Krohh krohhhh krohhhhh”

“Sayaaaanngggg pleaseeee I takleh tido ni peluh peluhhh ni”

“Krooohhh krooohh krooooooh kroooohh”

(Bengang) “ Sayaaanggg tolongla I takreti guna remote ni I dan tekan tak boleh jugak I panas gile peluh peluh asik takleh tidur panas ni selimut tebal potpetpotpet remote xleh pakai potpet peluh potpetpotpet panas”

“Ala you jangan la selimut krohh krohhh”

“Sayang!!”

“Achumm! Sokseksoksek” - bunyi hingus konon sejuk sangat la tu sampa hingus banyak

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii geram betuih Kekla.

So I turned my back on him. I threw the blanket and the pillows ON him hahaha padan muka biar dia panas.

I moved myself and slept on the far end of the bed (it was a king sized bed) so that he can’t hug me in his sleep. Super bengang ni tau.

Dengan penuh susah payah, and dengan penuh bengang,I forced myself to sleep.

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Next morning, i told him what happened . Guess what his reaction was?

“Hahahahahaha I tak sedar pun!!!”

“Serius you merajuk ngan I, I tak sedar pun hahahha”

“tah pape la you ni hahaha”

“Tu la you dependant kat I sangat ,nak betulkan remote pun kene suruh I hahaha”

And

“eh tapi power la I dalam tak sedar pun boleh bagi jawapan logic haha. Logic ape, kalau panas buat ape selimut hahaha. Waa I memang pandai dalam tido boleh berfikiran rasional. Terer la husband you , you x bangga kehusband terer cam ni hahaha”

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii geramnyaaaa kita bukan main marah satu malam, dia x sedaq pun and siap gelak lagi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sesi mengutuk MO

There is this MO. She picks on me soo much! I don’t know why…she even remembers my name (and not other housemen’s~!). There were 2 housemen that day, me and another girl, tapi dia dok potpetpotpet beleteq kat Kekla sorang, iiii benci betui!!!!

Why do some people like to talk so much? Beleeeeteqqqqqq mengalahkan orang tua.

Let me tell you guys a trick. When it’s your turn to be a houseman, and you get bombarded by MO’s..here are some ways on how to deal with it

1.Pray that all the bad things would happen to them

This is the exact sms I sent to Bude 5 mins after that MO shouted at me

“ Menyampahnya kena marah ngan MO F**** tu. She’s stupid. Hideous, old, ugly, and I hate her. I pray she’ll stay stupid n ugly – FTUGLY (F**** sTUpid Ugly) ”

Of course it was only later that night Bude told me that Fugly has a different meaning, and it involves a swear word that starts with n F. Oh well, I guess she deserves that too! muahahaha evil laugh

Yes yes, I know. Doa menjatuhkan orang lain tak makbul. Tapi doa orang yang teraniaya tu mujarab kan kan kan? Cewah baru time ni nak bedoa

2 Imagine funny weird things about that person

This is Mama’s way.

Bila ada orang beleter, imagine that person in naked. Dengan perut berlipat lipat, pastu buncit, pastu pusat jenis terbonjol ke depan, pastu ada rambut keliling pusat, pastu bontot leper and lendut, pastu penuh ngan stretch mark pastu ada bulu kaki berpintal pintal…

Ofcourse,to put cherries on top, you have to imagine yourself having a hot body like angeline jolie. Well, Na, YOU have to imagine that. I, on the other hand, already have it hehehehe

3. Laugh at that person’s misfortune….or better still, spread them!

There was once this MO (that I absolutely hate) talking to another doctor, and I was there like a wall, totally being ignored. For some reason this MO told the other doctor that she has buasir!! Wooot??! Why in the world would you tell people that you have buasirrrr???????

Trust me, it took less than 5 minutes for the whole of labour room to know about it! Nyiahahahaha im meaaaaannnnnnn nyuhuhu (but she deserved it)

I hope this MO stumbles into my blog one day…

Cuba bayangkan.. dia baca baca pasai Kekla benci one MO…she'd be like..hmm i wonder which MO she hates so much....and turns out that MO has a buasir..and she’d be like….hmm MO mana aa ada buasir..jeng jeng jeng...oh shoot, that’s me! wakakakkaka


Anyhoo
Yesterday I fried karipap (karipap frozen), cooked lunch and dinner. And today I fried mee for dinner and made bread and butter pudding with custard for desert. I also cleaned the toilet and played Mario on Wii. Feels like a perfect housewife! hehe

Till then,
chiow~!

PS: Jek, Na, call la Kekla weekend ni ok?