The other night

Bude and I are both on a week’s leave, so we decided to go back to Jitra. We decided to sleep in the guest room so that Bude doesn’t have to share toilet with Suzie and Suzie doesn’t have to wear tudung all the time and Bude doesn’t have to close his eyes whenever he sees Suzie without tudung blablabla.

But as you know, the guest room doesn’t have a fan. So we had to use the aircond which is belarrdi cold.

The first night we set the temperature at 23 degrees. It was so freezing cold that even my ears got cramps while my bones were so frozen I couldn’t even move my limbs. Bude on the other hand started to have runny nose the following day sokseksoksek (konon tersiksa sebab sejuk la tu)

So naturally on the second night, we changed the aircond setting to FAN.

But it turned out to be soooooo hot. Serious Kekla takleh tidoq tau. It was soo hot that my shirt was drenched in sweat. I kept on waking up in the middle of the night to wipe off sweat from my body.

I tried to change the mode back to aircond, but the remote control was too high tech, none of the buttons I pressed worked. (later I found out the buttons didn’t work because battery habis)

So I woke Bude up to help me. That's what husbands are for, right? To help their wives, right?

“Sayang tolong betulkan aircond ni please”

“Krohh krohh krohhhhh”

“Sayangg tolong please I panas sangat ni”

“Krohh krohhhh krohhhhh”

“Sayaaaanngggg pleaseeee I takleh tido ni peluh peluhhh ni”

“Krooohhh krooohh krooooooh kroooohh”

(Bengang) “ Sayaaanggg tolongla I takreti guna remote ni I dan tekan tak boleh jugak I panas gile peluh peluh asik takleh tidur panas ni selimut tebal potpetpotpet remote xleh pakai potpet peluh potpetpotpet panas”

“Ala you jangan la selimut krohh krohhh”

“Sayang!!”

“Achumm! Sokseksoksek” - bunyi hingus konon sejuk sangat la tu sampa hingus banyak

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii geram betuih Kekla.

So I turned my back on him. I threw the blanket and the pillows ON him hahaha padan muka biar dia panas.

I moved myself and slept on the far end of the bed (it was a king sized bed) so that he can’t hug me in his sleep. Super bengang ni tau.

Dengan penuh susah payah, and dengan penuh bengang,I forced myself to sleep.

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Next morning, i told him what happened . Guess what his reaction was?

“Hahahahahaha I tak sedar pun!!!”

“Serius you merajuk ngan I, I tak sedar pun hahahha”

“tah pape la you ni hahaha”

“Tu la you dependant kat I sangat ,nak betulkan remote pun kene suruh I hahaha”

And

“eh tapi power la I dalam tak sedar pun boleh bagi jawapan logic haha. Logic ape, kalau panas buat ape selimut hahaha. Waa I memang pandai dalam tido boleh berfikiran rasional. Terer la husband you , you x bangga kehusband terer cam ni hahaha”

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii geramnyaaaa kita bukan main marah satu malam, dia x sedaq pun and siap gelak lagi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!