There is this MO. She picks on me soo much! I don’t know why…she even remembers my name (and not other housemen’s~!). There were 2 housemen that day, me and another girl, tapi dia dok potpetpotpet beleteq kat Kekla sorang, iiii benci betui!!!!
Why do some people like to talk so much? Beleeeeteqqqqqq mengalahkan orang tua.
Let me tell you guys a trick. When it’s your turn to be a houseman, and you get bombarded by MO’s..here are some ways on how to deal with it
1.Pray that all the bad things would happen to them
This is the exact sms I sent to Bude 5 mins after that MO shouted at me
“ Menyampahnya kena marah ngan MO F**** tu. She’s stupid. Hideous, old, ugly, and I hate her. I pray she’ll stay stupid n ugly – FTUGLY (F**** sTUpid Ugly) ”
Of course it was only later that night Bude told me that Fugly has a different meaning, and it involves a swear word that starts with n F. Oh well, I guess she deserves that too! muahahaha evil laugh
Yes yes, I know. Doa menjatuhkan orang lain tak makbul. Tapi doa orang yang teraniaya tu mujarab kan kan kan? Cewah baru time ni nak bedoa
2 Imagine funny weird things about that person
This is Mama’s way.
Bila ada orang beleter, imagine that person in naked. Dengan perut berlipat lipat, pastu buncit, pastu pusat jenis terbonjol ke depan, pastu ada rambut keliling pusat, pastu bontot leper and lendut, pastu penuh ngan stretch mark pastu ada bulu kaki berpintal pintal…
Ofcourse,to put cherries on top, you have to imagine yourself having a hot body like angeline jolie. Well, Na, YOU have to imagine that. I, on the other hand, already have it hehehehe
3. Laugh at that person’s misfortune….or better still, spread them!
There was once this MO (that I absolutely hate) talking to another doctor, and I was there like a wall, totally being ignored. For some reason this MO told the other doctor that she has buasir!! Wooot??! Why in the world would you tell people that you have buasirrrr???????
Trust me, it took less than 5 minutes for the whole of labour room to know about it! Nyiahahahaha im meaaaaannnnnnn nyuhuhu (but she deserved it)
I hope this MO stumbles into my blog one day…
Cuba bayangkan.. dia baca baca pasai Kekla benci one MO…she'd be like..hmm i wonder which MO she hates so much....and turns out that MO has a buasir..and she’d be like….hmm MO mana aa ada buasir..jeng jeng jeng...oh shoot, that’s me! wakakakkaka
Anyhoo
Yesterday I fried karipap (karipap frozen), cooked lunch and dinner. And today I fried mee for dinner and made bread and butter pudding with custard for desert. I also cleaned the toilet and played Mario on Wii. Feels like a perfect housewife! hehe
Till then,
chiow~!
PS: Jek, Na, call la Kekla weekend ni ok?
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4 comments:
pathology of buasir:-
rasa nak marah, pastu meneran-meneran macam valsalva maneuver...increased abdminal pressure....pastu x larat nak teran dah...terus menjerit marah...pastu asyik ulang buat benda sama...chronic...dapatla buasir.
teruk x buasir dia...? cara dia jalan pelik x? dia bleh duduk atas kerusi kayu x? dia bleh pakai seluar x? hahaha
nyiahaha
taktaula tapi bila kekla bayang dia naked..bayang buasir sekali muahahahhahaha memang kena tahan gelak satgi orang dok marah2 kita gelak, kantoi pulak tak dengaq
PS: bayang naked as in instruction NO2 aa bukan tiba2 nak bayang dia naked pulak. isk
KEKLA yang pi sebarkan dia dpt buasir??
pergh jahat gila. tgk2 bangun tidoq esok, kekla takley duduk atas kerusi plak, takley pakai seluaq suma.cemana? mampuih kena pi cari dia mintak maaf
body na lagi cun la kekla. berat kita maintain saja ok, bukan 42kg mcm ada sorg tu.
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