Saturday, 21 March 2009

Female doctors and teka teki

People say it’s hard for female doctors to find husbands…I used to wonder why. Maybe they are too busy such that they have no time to socialise? Or maybe they only hang around male doctors, who, on the other hand, are more interested in nurses?

Now I have the answer

(Some) Of the female doctors are so bitchy…how could men be attracted to them??

Kekla bagi contoh ok (kisah benar)


This one female m.o, when she’s angry..semua perkataan mencarut keluar. I got an F word last night! First time ever in my life..!!and I didn’t even make a mistake!! Kalau Kekla almost bunuh patient..lain la cerita.

I was taken aback, but not totally surprised…let’s just say that I’ve been warned. And this M.O…she talks rudely at nurses (some who are older than her)..made jokes about how lembab and stupid people are..I got the impression that she thinks she is smarter than everyone else


And she’s not the only female doctor like that.

So what kind of men would be attracted to a woman who is rude, swears all the time, and thinks the whole world is stupid? Dah la tak penah senyum..sampai bekedut kedut dah muka. Kalau cun macam Kekla logic la jugak ni muka macam bontot kuali kena simbah acid ja. (hehehehehehe)

Anyway my point is, if you are always angry, rude, and moody…you feel miserable, you look miserable and you exert a miserable aura to everyone around you.

And just because you are a doctor, it doesn’t mean that everyone else is stupid. Cepat betul menyombong diri.

So everytime kena marah..dalam otak Kekla Cuma ‘Lantak hang la makcik oi. In 2 hours im going home to my husband..while u’ll be alone peluk bantal tengok tv sambil makan megi’ nyiahahahhaa padan muka


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On a brighter note,

There is this one female doctor. Garang gila ok. Dia (obviously) tak kawin lagi la kan. Muka memang masaaaaaaaaaaam sangat. Kawan kekla haritu siap kena halau dari wad...sampai nangis nangis.

Haritu dia ada bagi talk sikit. Sepanjang tu, Kekla terwonder wonder macam mana laaa muka dia ni kalau dia senyum.

Tiba tiba dia senyum

And dia panggil nama seorang houseman

Dengan lemah lembut

And muka yang ceria

Teka sapa houseman tu

Sapa lagi kalau bukan....



AZLAN HELMY! hahahahahahaha

Memang kena bantai gelak la ngan kawan kawan houseman Kekla yang lain

Shu sila berhati hati nanti nanti dapat madu sepcialist garang oiiiii pening kepala hehehehehehe

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Jek, it’s been 2 weeks, Kekla tak nangis lagi. Kalau Kekla menang bet, dapat adiah apa?

Weekend ni Kekla off. Sapa nak gayut sila telefon cepat. Nak keluaq pi OU ngan Bude romantic romantic sikit

Bye everyone!

5 comments:

wan syamir said...

1.kalau kekla menang bet jek bagi adiah kotak tisu, sebab x lama lepas 2minggu lagi ni menangis jugak. kalau jek menang kekla nak bagi apa?

2. oh off weekend...kalau jek ingat, esok jek call ah...hahaha..

3. jek tak suka pompuan masam masam. kat dublin ni banyak pompuan melayu x suka senyum. jek buat salah apa xtau.

4. pisau potong daging...daging potong apa?...
hint : jek tujukan kepada all the doctors yg garang2..semoga depa buasir....

aien said...

uoouo.r u seriously joking around bout madu with shu.hehe.bold..very bold young lady.:o)

btw.serious aku glabah nak keje kat malaysia.takotnye!

Nurshuhada Zainon said...

iye, baru nak komen pasal madu, aien dah perasan dulu ekeke.. rasanya perang dunia kedua le lan balik esok!!! grrrrrrrr.........

~nasrah~ said...

hahaha..
hampeh tui doc specialist tu.
dia tau dak lan dah anak?

weih..
ada lagi dak masa hg utk kwn2?
x sampai hati nk berebut ngn chot.

aween lia-na said...

hahahah abenjek..semoga dapat buasir???

hahahah na doakan jugak!

hahaha lawak aaa statement.na bayangkan doktor2 kat mesia takley duduk sbb sakit!

kekla, ya ka tak nangis lagik? mama siap kata nak baca yassin bagik kekla senang keja. hohohohoo