Female doctors and teka teki

People say it’s hard for female doctors to find husbands…I used to wonder why. Maybe they are too busy such that they have no time to socialise? Or maybe they only hang around male doctors, who, on the other hand, are more interested in nurses?

Now I have the answer

(Some) Of the female doctors are so bitchy…how could men be attracted to them??

Kekla bagi contoh ok (kisah benar)

This one female m.o, when she’s angry..semua perkataan mencarut keluar. I got an F word last night! First time ever in my life..!!and I didn’t even make a mistake!! Kalau Kekla almost bunuh patient..lain la cerita.

I was taken aback, but not totally surprised…let’s just say that I’ve been warned. And this M.O…she talks rudely at nurses (some who are older than her)..made jokes about how lembab and stupid people are..I got the impression that she thinks she is smarter than everyone else

And she’s not the only female doctor like that.

So what kind of men would be attracted to a woman who is rude, swears all the time, and thinks the whole world is stupid? Dah la tak penah senyum..sampai bekedut kedut dah muka. Kalau cun macam Kekla logic la jugak ni muka macam bontot kuali kena simbah acid ja. (hehehehehehe)

Anyway my point is, if you are always angry, rude, and moody…you feel miserable, you look miserable and you exert a miserable aura to everyone around you.

And just because you are a doctor, it doesn’t mean that everyone else is stupid. Cepat betul menyombong diri.

So everytime kena marah..dalam otak Kekla Cuma ‘Lantak hang la makcik oi. In 2 hours im going home to my husband..while u’ll be alone peluk bantal tengok tv sambil makan megi’ nyiahahahhaa padan muka

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On a brighter note,

There is this one female doctor. Garang gila ok. Dia (obviously) tak kawin lagi la kan. Muka memang masaaaaaaaaaaam sangat. Kawan kekla haritu siap kena halau dari wad...sampai nangis nangis.

Haritu dia ada bagi talk sikit. Sepanjang tu, Kekla terwonder wonder macam mana laaa muka dia ni kalau dia senyum.

Tiba tiba dia senyum

And dia panggil nama seorang houseman

Dengan lemah lembut

And muka yang ceria

Teka sapa houseman tu

Sapa lagi kalau bukan....



AZLAN HELMY! hahahahahahaha

Memang kena bantai gelak la ngan kawan kawan houseman Kekla yang lain

Shu sila berhati hati nanti nanti dapat madu sepcialist garang oiiiii pening kepala hehehehehehe

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Jek, it’s been 2 weeks, Kekla tak nangis lagi. Kalau Kekla menang bet, dapat adiah apa?

Weekend ni Kekla off. Sapa nak gayut sila telefon cepat. Nak keluaq pi OU ngan Bude romantic romantic sikit

Bye everyone!

The Whys and Hows

A a person should become a doctor IN MALAYSIA if he/she wants to achieve these things

1.LOSE WEIGHT

Haritu for the whole day Kekla cuma minum segelas susu dari pukui 6 am sampai 10pm. Busy sangat sampai terlupa nak makan or minum…horror tak!!!

Kawan kekla jatuh berat badan from 45 kg to 38.kg..tak payah susah susah nak melompat atas dance mat…ye tak Kid? hehe

2 FORCE YOUR HUSBAND TO DO HOUSEHOLD CHORES

Kesian Bude dia pulak jadi surirumah separuh masa…siap tolong basuh baju, kemas rumah, cuci toilet…and he actually knows how to use the washing machine! (Desperate times call for desperate measures hehe) AND he offered to fry pisang goreng for me (offer saja la.. tak buat pun..)

3. LEARN SWEAR WORDS

If an M.O makes a mistake, they laugh it off. If a houseman makes the same mistake, he is B****H, B******G, B**I, B****P and semua yang berkaitan (Thank God Kekla belum kena lagi)

Basically, keja ni sesuai untuk orang yang suka merendah diri sebab HOUSEMAN = KULI.

Nyiahahahaa

It’s not that bad la actually. Most of the m.os and nurses are nice. Tapi ada satu dua yang rasa nak pelempang muka. Kekla juga belajar teknik teknik bodek nurse, contohnya

(i)Puji depa terror

‘ooooooooooooooooo macam tu ye kak. Lepas kanan letak kat kiri ye. Ish saye tak tahu pun..bende2 camni derang x ajar kat medical school..Cuma pengalaman yang besar ja baru boleh pandai macam kakak ni potpetpotpet (padahal semalam and semalam semalam dah ada nurse lain ajaq)

(ii)connect yourself to them

Kak..mak saya pun staff nurse midwife dulu… dia cakap best keja ni tapi susah..dia pi training lama gila dulu….keja ni kan susah, kena banyak experience and kena cekap . orang passionate je boleh potpetpotpet*selitkan teknik pujian (i)*

(iii) use your family

Kakak orang kelantan…ehhh mak saya orang kelantan gak… eh,bukan ek, kakak orang perak ek..ehhhh suami saya ni haa orang perak. Eh..kakak asal kedah rupenye? Sekapal la kite. La akak…adik sepupu mak sedare tiri belah ayah saya pun duduk kat Pahang tu ha…same rupenye kite ni ek? potpetpotpet

Baru seminggu berjalan. Setakat ni ada masa yang down macam nak nangis (belum nangis lagi), but at most times i enjoy myself and the staff are great.

Sabarudin sabarudin sabarudin tukang kasutttt…

Semoga kekla takkan terbang ditiup angin

Love,

Kekla

Pakaian Cinta

I was told a pretty funny joke by one of the penceramahs. It goes like this..

Satu hari tu...sorang mak ni pi lawat ghumah anak laki dia, baru kawin 3 bulan. Sampai sampai tengok pintu dia tak kunci...anak laki dia pi kedai kot. So mak ni pun masuklaa terus pi dapuq..

Yang si anak menantu ni pulak, she was having a shower. Taktau la pulak mak metua dia mai. Mandi mandi dengan tak pakai baju..dia terus turun pi dapuq.

Masuk masuk dapuq...tekejut bangat la dia nampak mak metua. Tak sempat nak lari. Kantoi busuk punya.

Mak metua kata... “Awat hang loqlaq sangat ni jalan tak pakai baju?”

Dengan kavernya dia kata “mak...inilah pakaian cinta mak..”

Mak dia pun kata.. “ish hang ni...buat malu ja pi pakai baju”

Bila petang..

Mak ni pun balikla ghumah dia. Tapi fikiran dia asyik teringat kata kata anak menantu dia

“Hmmm...pakaian cinta ek...hmmmmm menarik konsep tu”

So mak pun fikir fikir nak cuba kat suami dia. Lepas isyak...mak dia dengaq bunyi gate dibuka. Pak aji dah balik dari surau..

Mak pun cepat cepat bukak baju...

and duduk atas sofa kat ruang tamu..

Pak aji pun masuk rumah...

Kuncikan grill...

Tutup pintu rumah..

Mak duduk dengan gaya manja...

Bagi senyuman paling sexy...

Pak aji terkejut.

Pak aji kata

“Mah..awat hang loqlaq ni tak pakai baju??”

Mak kata

“Abang...inilah pakaian cinta bang...”

Mak senyum lagi dengan semanis manisnya...

Pak aji berkata

“Mah....aku tak kira la pakaian cinta ka, pakaian apa.....................

tapi... HANG PI LA IRON BAJU TU DULU!”

Kursus

LANGKAWI

Lama tak update...dok berkursus kat Langkawi ni..tapi tengok tengok blog ni....nampaknya nobody missed me :(

Anyway Kekla dah dapat placement...Kekla dapat...jeng jeng..HOSPITAL KUALA LUMPUR!

I’m happy..sebelah ngan menara PNB ja. Lunch time ka boleh sneak out paksa Bude makan ngan Kekla hehe

Anyway it has been 2 weeks now. BM kekla dah bunyi macam Indon. I'm having fun but i miss Bude so much...should've sneaked him into my luggage and brought him here!

5 days of BTN to go, then we'll be reunited :) :)

Love,

Kekla <3>

Nenek pergi BTN

In less than a week, Kekla kena attend orientation programme and a freaking BTN. Im so not looking forward to it

Orientation apa tah sampai 18 hari. Malas betuiiiiiiii. Nasib baik kat hotel.

And BTN!! Aaaaa sekali pi tak cukup kaaa…malas betui la nak kena kawad pagi pagi, then sure kena jungle trekking..pastu kena pilih nama kumpulan berdasarkan tokoh kebangsaaan, lukis bendera kumpulan, then tulis misi dan visi kumpulan….bluweeeeeekkkk

And at one point, they’ll trick you into writing on your group flag. Kalau tak tulis, kita lawan cakap ketua, kalau tulis kita tak menghormati bendera.

Or make us write our aspirations on a paper then suruh kita pijak. Kalau tak pijak lawan cakap, kalau pijak kita menghancurkan impian sendiri.

Oh god….it’s gonna be the loooonnnngest 3 weeks of my life.

The worst thing about this is having to leave Bude..adoi berat sungguh hati ku. How in the world did we survive not seeing each other for 11 months..? I have no idea.. (actually I do, with lots of tears skype and webcams! hehe)

I mean, I’m a super cool, hot chick. I’m sure I can survive being away from him for 3 weeks. But can he? I mean, sure Bude rindu gila kat Kekla sampai nangis nangis tengah malam kan kan kan? Hehe

Maybe kalau tak kawin lagi, boleh gak nak usya doktor ka, pakcik askar btn ka, abang kantin ka..

Banyak keja tak siap lagi ni. That include, cook Bude’s favourite meals, freeze them, clean the toilets, clean the whole house, change the bedspread and pillowcases, wash all his office clothes, iron them, and finally, TEACH BUDE HOW TO USE THE WASHING MACHINE.

I think he can still remember how to cook rice..

Love,

Kekla

Ps: this reminds me of the time i had to leave Bude in 4th year. Kekla menangis horror gila atas plane. And sepanjang tu ada makcik indon ni dok usya senyum senyum tengok Kekla. Syok pulak tengok orang sedih. Sebok betui. Mentang mentang suami dia ada sebelah.You are fat, old and yugly. hahahaha ( i didnt actually think or her that way..sedih sangat sampai sembunyi muka dalam selimut)

All is fair?

To the 4 betrayers

How could you stoop so slow? Have you no pride? Do you REALLY think back in March, people voted you because they actually want YOU? Orang vote ikut party la doboh.

To BN,

I wonder what perks you offered this time. If you want to win the people back, do it right. What you resorted to is simply SICK and UNETHICAL

To PR,

I’m surprised you are so mad. You poked them too hard. Federal government entah ke mana, Perak Government entah ke mana. Tu la tak sabar sangat. Now that you’ve tasted your own poison, it ain’t very sweet is it?

People chose fairly in March. If you want to take over anything, wait for the next GE. Same goes for you, Anwar.

But then again,

All’s fair in love and war…and politics

Except di akhirat of course.

Good to know there’s always that one last chance of justice

Topik Rojak #2

Serious matter

For all of you out there who cares (ada la dalam 3-4 orang hehe) I’ve been called to pay my service. Meaning, I’ll start working soon.

Induction starts on the 15^th of this month in Langkawi, continued with BTN on the 28^th, in Yan Kedah

Adoiii ada mobile reception ka at those places? I’m gonna miss my husband! Dah la xleh balik weekend, baru ingat nak cau balik Jitra..

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Apple in the eye

Lupa nak habaq, Mama and Abah bought me a microwave oven. Hadiah kawin. Apparently it’s the most expensive in the store. Tu yang tak berenti dok bakaq ikan la, buat lasagna la..next will be baking cakes and muffins.

My point is, did mama buy YOU the most expensive microwave oven? Ha? JEK and NA?

Apparently NOT

Maksudnya Mama lagi sayang Kekla dari Jek and Na hahahahahahahahhhahaha sila jeles.

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Dumped

What is worse than being dumped by a guy?

Before I tell you the aswer, let me tell you a story. TRUE story

There was this boy I met 4 years ago. We first locked eyes in a hospital in Bristol, or rather that was the first time I laid my eyes on him. He just looked straight through me, as if I didn’t exist. But for me, that was better than nothing.

So that started our relationship. We hung out, laughed, ate together. I spent some late nights at his place, just so that I could be woken up the next day by his gentle touch.

I fell for him instantly.

I mean, who wouldn't?

He was the most beautiful thing ever created on earth.

His laugh lifted my spirit, his eyes captured my soul, his kisses were wet and full of passion, and his words…they melted my heart. I waited for him to tell me he loved me, and when he did, it sent me flying straight to seventh heaven.

And then I left for Malaysia.

And he met someone new.

Someone close to me who betrayed me.

She, who could never love him the way I do.

She, whom I consider to be my own sister.

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He met NA!

Na, I can’t believe you stole Ciman from me!! I found him first!!!

Ciman, how could you've forgotten me???????

Which aunt was there first when you were born?

Which aunt played with you when you were small and others were too scared to hold you?

Which aunt babysitted you a thousand times, cooked for you, took you out on outings, played with you, bathed you, changed your diapers, and WATCHED POWER RANGERS EVERYDAY FROM 7AM to 8PM UNTIL SHE MEMORISED THE THEME SONGS?????????

Aaaaaaaaaa I’m so stressed!

I bet Na tak sayang sangat Ciman tu. Saja nak curi Ciman sebab jeles tak dapat microwave oven paling mahal dalam store.

Your name Ti Na was derived from MY NAME, for goodness sake. I bet that was your plan to confuse him. I can’t believe I trusted you Na and you stole him.

This is a conspiracy!

Kak Myra, cepat pindah balik Malaysia. I can’t wait to win Ciman back, even if it means I have to be his slave! I’ll even offer Faiz@Chot to be your gardener, F.O.C!

To Ciman, i will always love you..forever and ever and ever and forever ever ever forever

Us during the good times

So, What is worse than being dumped by a guy?
Answer: Being dumped by a BOY!

Ps: Na, bukan ada affair ngan Pakcik Zaini ka? Buatpa tukaq, dia lagi sesuai untuk Na…romantic gitu…naik keta meh-ceh-dis lagi..