Nasik campur

Jek and Na,

OK, I know my last update was 1000 years ago..tp medical posting bz ok! I’d rather use any extra time to sleep…my baby needs enough rest, enough sleep and enough food (alasan utk bermalasan) :D

Anyway, something happened 2 days ago that I just HAD to share.



It was lunch time, So Bude and I went out to this gerai for lunch.

Bude picked his nasik campur first, put it on a table and walked to the sink.

Bila Kekla siap pilih food, Kekla pun pusing la…I saw Bude walking away from a table and ada nasik on that table. Hmph dia ni..pilih meja yang takdak kipas pulak…

So naturally I put my rice opposite Bude’s, and walked to the sink too.

Pastu lepas basuh tangan (Bude was in front of me, and he left the sink when I got there) Kekla pun patah balik kat nasik Kekla

Ya la nak pi mana lagi kan?

Tiba tiba ada sorang laki ni mai kat meja kekla..Baju dia tshirt buruk kaler merah…badan gempal gempal..rambut messy.

Tiba tiba dia angkat nasik bude

Then he tried to walk away.

Kekla pun pegang pinggan dia… “Eh awak nak bawak mane nasik ni??”

He looked at me. sengih sengih

Gigi jongang sikit…crooked…mata macam juling juling…pastu sambil sengih kerang kerang busuk dia kata “ Ni nasik saya…”

Ish…laki terencat mana pulak ni….

“Tak boleh tak boleh ni nasik suami saya” Kekla tarik balik pinggan

“Bukann bukkannnn ni nasik sayaaaa” dia kata

Ishhhhhhhhhh laki mental mana pulak niiiiiiiii .

Kekla tarik pinggan.

Dia tarik.

Kekla tarik.

Dia tarik.

Kekla tarik kuat.

Dia tarik lagi kuat.

Ish!

Tiba tiba

“ Sayang! You buat ape???”

I turned around… Bude was sitting at the next table, with a plate full of rice in front of him…

siap dah makan

Alamak…Kekla yang salah meja rupanyaaaaa!!!!!!

Dengan tersengih kerang busuk Kekla mintak maap and left the table…..

Oh Malunya……………………………….

pinggan mangkuk

Ingat tak dulu Kekla penah cita pasai Miss Mangkuk..everytime orang masuk ortho akan ada mangkuk count. Pastu Kekla penah pegang record xdak mangkuk langsung....?

Well that record is about to change.

Kekla tinggai 3 hari ja lagi kat Ortho ni. So Kekla belagak aa kat nurses and housemen yang Kekla x penah kena mangkuk. Power siut kan?

Tiba2 si Mangkuk ni mai...buat round

Nampak macam senyum ja....so good mood kot. Ok...this is possibly my last round with her ever...what are the chances of me getting a mangkuk right? I only have 3 freaking days left.Plus people say she’s changed.


MM (Miss Mangkuk): Patient ni demam tak?
Kekla: Deman, 39 degrees .
MM: So what have you done?
Kekla: I’ve taken some bloods, changed his antibiotics blablablabla his blood result came back blablabla
MM: You tested for urine?
Me: no
MM:NO? What do you mean NO? You xde otak ke? potpetpotpet Ni yang buat i marah ni. Doktor macam ni la yang saya panggil...


Mulut terbukak. Oh dear. It’s coming out. Wait for it..Wait for iiiiittt........

MM: Mangkooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!


*tingggggg round 1. Mangkuk count: 1 *

MM: Dulu masa i HO, i bagus potpetpotpet Tak payah tunggu MO order baru nak buat keja. I cekap. Sebab i’m a good doctor potpetpotpetpot. I use my brain. Potpetpot


Buruk beno muke pompuan ni

MM: So what do you think we should send for?
Me:We could send for Blood C&S, UFEME, Urine C&S...
MM:UFEME? What the hell can you get from there? Do you have any brains?Potpetpotpetp


Ish tebainya mulut dia ni. Dah la tak pakai mekap langsung. I mean i know I don’t wear makeup either, but im easily 1000x prettier than her. God...that’s an ugly baju


MM: Oiii im talking to you. Nak hantar ape?


oh shit. I wasn’t listening.

Me: Hantar UFEME

MM: Awak dengar tak saya cakap apa tadi. Itula dah kata....


Oh no it’s coming out again...i can see her teeth. Yellow and hideous. Here it comes


MM: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGGGGKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKK!!!


*tingggg round 2. Mankok count: 2* sigh...

MM: Ha dah ada otak dah?
Me:(angguk angguk) ade..(hehe menjawap)

MM:Cube you pakai otak sikit. Otak ade taknak pakai. U rasa apa sebab die demam?


Patient ni Nampak macam nak nangis dah. Nenek dia dah menggeletar tangan

Me: His lungs are clear potpetpotpoet big wound potpeot sensitivity to vanco potpeotpotpet antiobiotic resistant popoeptopetpotpeotpeotpeotpeotpeotpeopepeotepeotpeot. SO I THINK IT’S FROM THE WOUND. Slurrrrrrp (tarik ayaq liuq)

Ha padan muka. ingat hang sorang ja boleh cakap banyak?aku pun cakap banyak

MM: Macam ni la houseman. Cakap ja pandai.

Me: (smile panjang panjang)

MM: MANGKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

*tingggg round 3. Mankok count: 3*

sigh...didn't see that one coming...

So there u go. 3months in ortho i never had any. On my last 3 days i got 3 mangkuks within 30mins. I don’t know what my lucky number is, but it definitely is not 3! :P

NEW RULING FOR HOUSEMEN

PETALING JAYA (Feb 7, 2010): Newly-graduated doctors may soon need to serve the government for only four instead of five years now.

At present, they must serve two years housemanship and three years compulsory government service.

Health minister Datuk Seri Liow Tiong Lai said the government was considering reducing the period of compulsory service to two years.

He refuted claims that the ministry had planned to double the period of compulsory service to 10 years. "The suggestion is not practical at all.

We must make it attractive for doctors to join the service. We cannot force them to work," he said.

Liow said by reducing the term of compulsory service, young doctors will feel they are not tied down, and may want to stay on, adding that the ministry will monitor if the change causes any shortage in doctors.

"We have 300 to 400 doctors leaving us every year. However, we are confident that it won't leave us with a reduction in doctors as we have an increase in new housemen, from 700 in 2007, to 3,000 last year," he said.

Liow also said that housemen can from now on be assured they would get ample rest as the ministry had taken note of their complaints of being overworked.

"I made a ruling that all housemen on-call through the night are to work until noon the following day to hand over the job to other doctors, giving them ample time to rest and study," said Liow.

A circular to this effect which was sent to all government hospitals last month, stipulates that new housemen would undergo a two-week tagging period with a senior houseman or medical officer, from 7.30am to 10pm daily for six days a week, with a day off.

"If a houseman has been on call through the night, he or she can only work until noon the next day. After that they have to be given a break so they can rest," he said.

"Housemen can no longer work for 48 hours without a break. It has been made clear to all hospitals," he said.

Meanwhile, Liow said returning specialists would be exempted from compulsory service if they met certain criteria.

"They must be more than 40 years old, and offering a specialty we need," he said after launching B-Nes Sdn Bhd, a company processing birds nest products.

Liow said measures were being taken to alleviate a shortage of specialists in government hospitals. "We have only 2,500 specialists in all fields. We are working hard to produce more specialists and sub-specialists," he said, adding that the ministry had also recruited traditional and complementary medicine specialists, some from China, to lighten the workload at government hospitals.

He also said that under the Asean Free Trade Area (Afta) 2010 agreement, Malaysia would open its doors to foreign doctors.

"They must partner with a local doctor, and the maximum share that a foreign doctor can hold is 70%," he said, adding that before Afta, foreign doctors were allowed to have 50% stake.

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Hmmmm....boleh balik after lunch...and they said the circular was given last month. How come no one knew a thing about it?

Boredom + Internet = Google Image!

Ok, Kekla boring sangat tadi so kekla start google image nama family kita. look what i found!!

LIANA



This liana climbs up and around another plant to reach the canopy where it spreads its leaves to catch the light.

Tu la na. mama letak nama na sempena nama pokok sebab hati na keras macam pokok and rambut na macam akar pokok hehehehe

JEK



I don't know why googling Jek's name came up with a picture of FHM's 35th sexiest female on earth. Adakah Jek akan berkahwin dengan Nadine? hmmmmmmm


AFIRA


Apparently it's a new UK based Womenswear Label. Cool betoi. Cheit

ABUDI



Monkeyin' around in Youngin Korea this week was seven-year-old trained chimpanzee, Rudi, who is learning how to play golf during 'the animal wonder stage' at the world famous Everland Amusement Park.

Rudi is not only attracting more guests, he's attracting thousands of viewers on the Internet.

err...i know Abudi played basketball in High School, never knew he trained in golf too...heheheh
KEKLA



Place and DOB: First gorilla born at Zoo Atlanta, March 15, 1989
Fun Facts: At 345 pounds, Kekla is a very large silverback. His name means “dawn” in Bawanese (a West African language). He is very friendly.
Favorite Food: Kekla’s least favorite food is onions.

Ceh. They named a gorilla after my name. Hampeh. (or abah named me after a gorilla? that's even worse!)

SUZIE


mmmm SUZIE's HOT!!

I'm married to a GEEK!

When i fell in love with Bude, i thought i was falling for this macho, sporty, cool guy. And guess what he turned out to be...? A GEEK! (and he’s proud of it!!)

Nak bukti?

1.A few months ago he had a fall from his bike, so sustained some open wounds. After a week the wound was getting better and less painful.

Satu hari tu dia tengok tangan kanan, then kiri, then kanan, then kiri....

Tiba tiba dia kata dengan serious


“Sayang i rasa i ada darah Wolverine la. Tengok cepat betul luka i baik”

hmph...

2.Lately Bude asyik dok main comp game ni. Pastu game ni cakap banyak sangat sampai Kekla pun rimas.

Ada awek (character game) ni dok potpoetpotpet cakap banyak gila so Kekla pun kata la

“Ape game you ni cakap banyak. Lawan dah la buatpe nak sembang”.

Bude reply “ I kene ambik hati, ngorat awek ni, borak borak layan die kasi die suke kat i. Kalau tak nanti dia lari”

I was like...what???!

Seriously, should i be worried that he's trying to chat up a fictional character, or relieved that he’s not chatting up a real girl?

Haih..

Geek pun geek la, dah tersangkut kat geek, apa nak buat

Anyway that geek will be leaving me for 4 days to go to China sob sob sedeynyeeeeeeee
Terpaksalah daku tidor di hostel hospital and makan nasik bungkus. takbesnyaaaaaaa urghhhhh

Love
Kekla

DISCLAIMER : ORTHOPAEDIC MO's ARE SMART!

Ok disclaimer ni dibuat khas untuk Kid

1. All doctors are smart( kembang kempis kembang kempis hidung ) and orthopaedic surgeons are doctors, hence they are, by default, smart. (puji diri sendiri nyiahahaha)

2. Keja ortho ni very mechanical and technical. So kena power practical skills. As oppose to physicians yang kena banyak pikiaq theory

3.So orang physician ni slalu prasan depa pandai aaa konon (sebab aku nak jadi physician so aku pun perasan aku pandai)

4.Orang ortho ni pulak jenis rileks and lepak. And depa tau orang physician ni perasan lagi pandai and depa tak peduli . Bukti? Joke no 1 was actually told by an orthopaedic MO!

5. You know how the majority of doctors are skema and nerds (me not included, of course)? Well the few which are not,end up as orthopaedic surgeons!

5.Doctors yang HENSEM HENSEM and lepak lepak and cool cool, banyak jadi orthopaedic surgeons. HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE

6.Tapi kesimpulannya, MO ortho aku banyak yang pandai, terer, baik, cool, rileks, lepak and supper best.

hehehe now, is there any chance that ALL my ortho MO's would read this post? hmmmmm

love,
syigha. (not kekla ok sebab post ni untuk KID)

Melayu dan Angin

ANGIN CONVERSATION part 1

Doctor: Ok pakcik sakit apa, macam mana saya boleh tolong?

Patient 1: ANGIN masuk dalam badan saya banyak ni docter

Doctor:Oh kay….sakit macam mana tu pakcik

Patient 1: Sakit perut, cirit birit. ANGIN la doctor, ANGIN

Doctor :berapa lama dah sakit perut?

Patient 1: Sejak ANGIN masuk la dotor

Doctor: Sigh…ok bila tu

Patient 1: Semalam doctor, saya naik bas dari KL, bila masuk Kedah ja TUKAR ANGIN saya terus sakit perut

Doctor: Sapa lagi cirit ngan sakit perut camni?

Patient 1: Anak anak saya, isteri saya

Doctor: Bunyi macam keracunan makanan ja. Ada berenti makan kat luar ka?

Patient 1: Adala kat R&R. Tapi bukan makanan rosak.

Doctor: Tapi lepas makan tu, semua sakit perut dan cirit? Makanan rasa pelik tak?

Patient 1: Memang rasa pelik

Doctor: Jadi keracunan la tu

Patient 1: Bukan doctor. Saya pasti, bila masuk ja sempadan Kedah, saya boleh rasa ANGIN BERUBAH, terus masuk badan saya, terus sakit perut

Doctor: hmmm saya rasa keracunan makanan

Patient 1: bukan ANGIN?

Doctor: Saya belajaq kat UK pakcik, sana ANGIN UK lain kot, tak masuk dalam badan orang.

Patient 1: Tapi ni ANGIN kedah doctor

Doctor: Takdak ANGIN dalam medic ni. Saya bagi ubat cirit ngan sakit perut ok

Patient 1: Saya yakin ANGIN doctor

Doktor: ………

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ANGIN CONVERSATION part 2

Doctor: Ye akak, macam mane?

Patient 2: Akak mengandung 2 bulan. Tiba tiba sakit perut harini, kuat sangat. ANGIN masuk la akak rasa

Doctor: Sakit kat mane tu kak

Patient 2: Kat tempat ANGIN masuk

Doctor: Oh kay..kat mane tu

Patient: mula mula ANGIN masuk perut kat kiri..

Doctor: lepas tu?

Patient: lepas tu ANGIN naik pergi kat bahu

Doctor: ade bedarah kat bawah tak?

Patient: Angin tak buat jadi darah. Dia buat sakit je

*Scan perut*

Doktor: Akak…sebenarnya akak mengandung luar rahim..sebab tu sakit perut kuat

Patient: Ha…bukan ANGIN?

DOktor: Bukan…kite kene cepat buat operation ye kak…

*5 mins later*

Suami patient: Doktor, saya ada benda nak cakap boleh?

Doktor: Boleh boleh

Suami patient:Saya rasa ANGIN masuk kuat sangat sampai tolak kandungan die pergi luar rahim

Doktor: ……………..

I give up....................................

shapes and sizes

Harini kekla tak pi keja. And now im feeling so guilty. Bukan guilty sebab takut keja tak jalan (ortho bukan banyak keja pun) tapi guilty sebab sayang cuti..tak pasai2 dah kena tolak 1 hari punya cuti…

Bukan kekla malas ok..orang sakit perut laa…stupid tummy! Anyway it’s already 2pm now…sigh…ruginya rasa…I wish I’m back in medical school…bila2 nak ponteng pun boleh without rasa guilty!
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Anyway baru teringat this personality test yang kekla buat time kat BTN dulu. (Finally something useful to remember besides dirty jokes!)

Among all these shapes below, which one represents you the most?


SQUARE, TRIANGLE, CIRCLE and WAVE

cup, gambar love, butterfly and taik tu only gambar hiasan ok? dont get distracted! (you wouldn't be if you chose triangle!)

Dah pilih shape? kena pilih dulu baru boleh scroll down ok??

Jangan tipuuuu pilih dulu! sapa tipu dosa!

OK? Dah pilih?

Here's the interpretation (or what i remembered from the real interpretation)


The square
Orang ni suka rules and regulation. Rasa safe dalam tempat sendiri, not too keen on changes sebab akan rasa insecure kalau bukan in control. Teratur, kemas buat keja apa pun semua jalan. (pendek kata :SUPER SKEMA! Hahaha) Rasa nya berdasarkan tahap kekemasan bilik kita semua, takdak kot anak abah masuk geng ni hehehee

The triangle
They are the planners and the achievers. Highly ambitious and motivated. Very opportunistic in whatever condition they are in. Tak cepat terpengaruh dengan distractions.They can also be quite BOSSY!! Tengok tu every corner pun tajam, so kalau kita tak bagi apa depa nak…ish..it can be very painful to us! KIASU jugak kot depa ni. (Kekla ras Abah masuk geng ni kikikiki kutuk bapak sendiri :P ehh some people are proud to be kiasu ok?!)

The circle
Jenis lepak lepak. Bulat macam bola so senang nak blend in dalam semua situation. Bulat tak semestinya physically bulat ok? Orang bulat ni banyak member sebab baik and senang terima perangai orang lain, tapi kadang kadang senang nak kena pushed around. More of a follower than a leader. Low profile plak tu.

The wave
Ok, this is OBVIOUSLY the BEST sebab this is the one I CHOSE! Hehehe

Orang ni pun jenis lepak jugak (cewah puji diri sendiri) , hates rules and regulation. Nanti rasa terkongkong ok! Thinks there are much more in life than money (or whatever the triangle people are so kiasu about). Creative and thinks outside the box (cewah angkat angkat!). Ada ka member kekla kata orang jenis ni indecisive and emotionally labile. Mana ada kekla emo dang you mc%&*njcejw**^weudchri!!!!! hehehe

So which shape respresents you?

Kekla tau :

Jek :bentuk love sebab suka usya pompuan hehe
Na: T**i sebab suka cuci toilet heheheheh


Love,
Kekla

mangkuk mangkuk

Skarang Kekla kat orthopaedics..okla..rilek betui so far, bila keja xdak..rasa sangap sampai tersentuk2 kepala and asyik menguap every 5 seconds

Tiap2 hari pukui 5 dah punch out, and dapat masak dinner untuk Bude almost every night! Rasa macam isteri mithali siuts!!

Ortho best sebab majority of MO and specialist BAIK GILA!!! Memang cool habis, tak takut nak tanya soalan ka apa.

Except this one specialist. Spoiler la jugak. Orang panggil dia malignant. Bude panggil dia Miss Mangkuk. Reason? She likes to call people mangkuk!

So whenever anyone enters Ortho, we each have a Mangkuk Count. Meaning, brapa kali in total kena panggil mangkuk.

So far mangkuk count Kekla zero lagi sebab tak penah jaga Miss Mangkuk ni punya patient.

Aparently boleh naik pangkat dari mangkuk biasa to mangkuk hayun, mangkuk tandas, magkuk jamban and when she’s trying (her best) to be funny, jadi mangkuk Astro ngan
mangkuk meggi(oh god, what bad sense of humour this lady has)

This Miss Mangkuk buat ward round every Wednesday. SO hari rabu last week kekla memang bangun awai gilaaa aa kan. Tak leh tidoq semalaman bebbb, Gelabah weihssssss takut tak sempat buat round tak pasai pasai kena mangkuk sebijik. Dupdapdubdap jantung.

Pastu turun laaa ngan lift 12 tingkat tu. Bajet cun boleh sampai awai dari besa.

So pakai helmet, bersedia nak naik moto

Tiba tiba, heroku kata

“Sayang, I tertinggal stoken”

Kekla macam….huh? am I hearing this right? “tinggal ape?"

“Stoken. You tolong naik ambik boleh?”

Oh god, this is not happening.

“Eh mana boleh harini Miss Mangkuk buat round!!!”

“Habestu I nak pakai stoken ape?”

“You pinjam la stoken officemate you!”

“Mane ade orang bawak stoken extra pegi keje?!” Ha’ah ek. logik gak.Takkan nak share, sorang nak pakai sebelah kot.

“You tak payah pak…” hmm tak pakai stokeng buruk pulak, macam pak aji kat kampung main dam kat kedai kopi. Nanti orang kata Kekla x pandai jaga suami pulak. Baru nak claim isteri mithali..

Pffttffffff..!Haii laki aku ni time ni pulak dia nak buat tetinggal stokinggg!! So berlari larilah kekla naik tingkat 12 sambil baca doa dalam hati.Skali bila dah sampai bawah, terambik stoking koyak kat tumit hahahaha buat buat x nampak lantak la asalkan ada stoking hehehe~~!

Luckily Miss Mangkuk good mood so tak kena mangkuk. Mungkinkah ini ganjaran buat isteri mithali...kekla redha..ceeeeeeewaaaaaaaaaah!

hehe

Kekla dapat cuti raya haji so boleh balik kampung yeay!!!

Ps: Jek, Kekla jumpa Mr Fazir..fuh penuh charisma! Tapi Specialist jek yang hensem tapi nama pelik tu takdak pun!!!! frust kekla!!

love,
Kekla

Dates dates dates

Lupa pulak nak cakap, 2 days ago Bude and I turned 1 year! time flies eh? hehehehe

The other night

Bude and I are both on a week’s leave, so we decided to go back to Jitra. We decided to sleep in the guest room so that Bude doesn’t have to share toilet with Suzie and Suzie doesn’t have to wear tudung all the time and Bude doesn’t have to close his eyes whenever he sees Suzie without tudung blablabla.

But as you know, the guest room doesn’t have a fan. So we had to use the aircond which is belarrdi cold.

The first night we set the temperature at 23 degrees. It was so freezing cold that even my ears got cramps while my bones were so frozen I couldn’t even move my limbs. Bude on the other hand started to have runny nose the following day sokseksoksek (konon tersiksa sebab sejuk la tu)

So naturally on the second night, we changed the aircond setting to FAN.

But it turned out to be soooooo hot. Serious Kekla takleh tidoq tau. It was soo hot that my shirt was drenched in sweat. I kept on waking up in the middle of the night to wipe off sweat from my body.

I tried to change the mode back to aircond, but the remote control was too high tech, none of the buttons I pressed worked. (later I found out the buttons didn’t work because battery habis)

So I woke Bude up to help me. That's what husbands are for, right? To help their wives, right?

“Sayang tolong betulkan aircond ni please”

“Krohh krohh krohhhhh”

“Sayangg tolong please I panas sangat ni”

“Krohh krohhhh krohhhhh”

“Sayaaaanngggg pleaseeee I takleh tido ni peluh peluhhh ni”

“Krooohhh krooohh krooooooh kroooohh”

(Bengang) “ Sayaaanggg tolongla I takreti guna remote ni I dan tekan tak boleh jugak I panas gile peluh peluh asik takleh tidur panas ni selimut tebal potpetpotpet remote xleh pakai potpet peluh potpetpotpet panas”

“Ala you jangan la selimut krohh krohhh”

“Sayang!!”

“Achumm! Sokseksoksek” - bunyi hingus konon sejuk sangat la tu sampa hingus banyak

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii geram betuih Kekla.

So I turned my back on him. I threw the blanket and the pillows ON him hahaha padan muka biar dia panas.

I moved myself and slept on the far end of the bed (it was a king sized bed) so that he can’t hug me in his sleep. Super bengang ni tau.

Dengan penuh susah payah, and dengan penuh bengang,I forced myself to sleep.

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Next morning, i told him what happened . Guess what his reaction was?

“Hahahahahaha I tak sedar pun!!!”

“Serius you merajuk ngan I, I tak sedar pun hahahha”

“tah pape la you ni hahaha”

“Tu la you dependant kat I sangat ,nak betulkan remote pun kene suruh I hahaha”

And

“eh tapi power la I dalam tak sedar pun boleh bagi jawapan logic haha. Logic ape, kalau panas buat ape selimut hahaha. Waa I memang pandai dalam tido boleh berfikiran rasional. Terer la husband you , you x bangga kehusband terer cam ni hahaha”

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii geramnyaaaa kita bukan main marah satu malam, dia x sedaq pun and siap gelak lagi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sesi mengutuk MO

There is this MO. She picks on me soo much! I don’t know why…she even remembers my name (and not other housemen’s~!). There were 2 housemen that day, me and another girl, tapi dia dok potpetpotpet beleteq kat Kekla sorang, iiii benci betui!!!!

Why do some people like to talk so much? Beleeeeteqqqqqq mengalahkan orang tua.

Let me tell you guys a trick. When it’s your turn to be a houseman, and you get bombarded by MO’s..here are some ways on how to deal with it

1.Pray that all the bad things would happen to them

This is the exact sms I sent to Bude 5 mins after that MO shouted at me

“ Menyampahnya kena marah ngan MO F**** tu. She’s stupid. Hideous, old, ugly, and I hate her. I pray she’ll stay stupid n ugly – FTUGLY (F**** sTUpid Ugly) ”

Of course it was only later that night Bude told me that Fugly has a different meaning, and it involves a swear word that starts with n F. Oh well, I guess she deserves that too! muahahaha evil laugh

Yes yes, I know. Doa menjatuhkan orang lain tak makbul. Tapi doa orang yang teraniaya tu mujarab kan kan kan? Cewah baru time ni nak bedoa

2 Imagine funny weird things about that person

This is Mama’s way.

Bila ada orang beleter, imagine that person in naked. Dengan perut berlipat lipat, pastu buncit, pastu pusat jenis terbonjol ke depan, pastu ada rambut keliling pusat, pastu bontot leper and lendut, pastu penuh ngan stretch mark pastu ada bulu kaki berpintal pintal…

Ofcourse,to put cherries on top, you have to imagine yourself having a hot body like angeline jolie. Well, Na, YOU have to imagine that. I, on the other hand, already have it hehehehe

3. Laugh at that person’s misfortune….or better still, spread them!

There was once this MO (that I absolutely hate) talking to another doctor, and I was there like a wall, totally being ignored. For some reason this MO told the other doctor that she has buasir!! Wooot??! Why in the world would you tell people that you have buasirrrr???????

Trust me, it took less than 5 minutes for the whole of labour room to know about it! Nyiahahahaha im meaaaaannnnnnn nyuhuhu (but she deserved it)

I hope this MO stumbles into my blog one day…

Cuba bayangkan.. dia baca baca pasai Kekla benci one MO…she'd be like..hmm i wonder which MO she hates so much....and turns out that MO has a buasir..and she’d be like….hmm MO mana aa ada buasir..jeng jeng jeng...oh shoot, that’s me! wakakakkaka


Anyhoo
Yesterday I fried karipap (karipap frozen), cooked lunch and dinner. And today I fried mee for dinner and made bread and butter pudding with custard for desert. I also cleaned the toilet and played Mario on Wii. Feels like a perfect housewife! hehe

Till then,
chiow~!

PS: Jek, Na, call la Kekla weekend ni ok?

Babies and me

For the past 26 years of my life , I thought I love kids. I mean, im AMAYZING with kids. Kids love me. Im a KID MAGNET. Seriously. Any kid would be lucky to have me as their sister / aunt/ cousin/ neighbour.

I loved kids so much, I freaking got into medicine in the first place wanting to do paediatrics.

But as Bude said, my true self came out in the last 2 weeks.

I cant believe I’m saying this…but kid patients are driving me nuts!!! Seriously macam orang gila sakit kepala.

Currently im taking care of the newborns.

And each morning I have to examine these babies.

The problem is I like to talk, and as we all know, babies don’t talk.

Which drives me nuts because MO’s don’t talk to me cause they think I’m stupid, nurses don’t talk to me because they are just not bothered, and i dont talk to parents because they are..erm..annoying hehe.

So I end up talking to the wall, or not talking for a freaking whole day.

For someone who has a big mouth like me…Lenguh weeeeeiiii!

And then comes the examination part.

Imagine 20 babies lined next to each other. All sleeping quietly.

Slowly and gracefully I take out the first baby’s dress so that I can check his lungs. Out of the sudden,

Baby terkejut. Bukak mulut. Oh dear oh dear. Please don’t –

SHRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKK and the baby cries on top of his lungs.

Which startles and wakes the baby next to him, who would then start crying on top of HIS lungs.

Which then startles the baby next to him and next and next and next

Tup tup macam dominos, within 2 seconds, the whole ward cries!!!!

AAAAAA mau pekak telinga daku~~~!!!

Adakah kanak kanak ini rasa semua ini suatu pertandingan menyanyi. Oh Tuhan…

Their cries are so high pitched I think my brain bleeds every morning.

Anyways,

The conclusions are:

1. Although babies are small, their lungs are big and their cries might kill you in an instant.
2. The only way I would be a newborn specialist is if my brain bleeds too much causing me to be deaf.
3. My own children better be cute, smart, and CRY-LESS
4. If my children are not CRY-LESS, I’ll sell them. Hahahahha

OK chiow. slamat hari raya. sampai hati tak call Kekla noh . ingat dosa tak banyak ka? ha?

Love,
Kekla

the Queen is back

Hokay, since Jek and Na have both gone back to uni, i guess i need to start blogging again. I apologise to my fans out there for the long delay ( yeap as suprising as it sounds, it's true, i do have A fan - don't worry Fadzihan Abbas i won't reveal your name hehe)

6 days ago i turned 26~! Bude was so sweet, he made sahur for me - sedap hingga menjilat jari. Walaupun pakai 2 peket instant adabi nasik goreng..tak kesah la...he woke up slowly at 4 ( I was post call so memang tidoq mati aa) then the next thing i knew he woke me up at 5 and tadaaa - nasik goreng tomyam babe!! sweet kan? if only my bday is everyday...fuhh best..

Bude also bought me a cake. kat secret recipe. tapikan...logik ka..kat kedai dok bertengkaq. I wanted a mango cake, but he preferred chocolate cake. Dia siap kata " Kalau x abes mango cake tu you makan aaa..." Apekahhhhhh how could someone buy a birthday cake to his birthday wife that the birthday wife doesn't want for her birthday?

Anyway, we went ahead with the mango (OBVIOUSLY) , which turned out to be super sour hahaha but who cares, i got what i wanted, that's the whole point! nyiahahaha


Muka puas hati potong kek (time ni tak tau lagi kek masam macam asam jawa)

So yeah, to summarise,

I'm a 26 year old girl, married to the man i love, working the job i love
and living in a house i love. If only i have a baby, life would be perfect!! ( feeling a little broody sebab semalam main ngan anak payat yang super cute!!)

Till my next entry, adios!

love,
Kekla

Ps: yes Na, you totally forgot my birthday!! Hampeh punya adik...Cepat call mintak maaf!

Weddings and Gifts

Here is the list of my favourite wedding gifts, for future reference if any of you are getting married, and don’t know what to ask from your family/friends/boss. (Kid, please take note)

No.1

Item: Water heater

Given by: Kekwa and Abg Zahrul

Kelebihan: You don’t have to suffer in the morning, especially if you live in my apartment where the water is freezing.

Kekurangan: Remember my stupid washing machine? I think they both are forming a team to turn me crazy. Last week…everytime I shower…the heater somehow doesn’t work. It’s belardi freezing at 6am!!! I had to count to 3 then baca Bismillah then lompat masuk bawah air.Tapi bila Bude shower, which is right after me,the heater is ok. Psycho takkk??!!! Nak sepak mcm washing machine tak boleh…tinggi sangat…

No.2

Item: Free accommodation for honeymoon, any where in the world

Given by: Abah and Mama

Kelebihan: The other option is expensive.

Kekurangan: You have to pay for transportation yourself. So try not to exhaust all most of your husband’s savings on diamond rings and hantarans and baju kawin and videography etc etc… because he’s the one paying for the trip too. It’s part of the pre-nuptial agreement, duh.

No.3

Item: Sandwich maker

Given by: Awanis (and Asa, although he probably doesn’t know it)

Kelebihan: Useful when you are oncall and has a baby husband at home that needs his regular feeding

Kekurangan: You still have to prepare the inti for your husband who, after only 6 months of marriage, somehow lost all his cooking skills. (Dulu time mengorat bukan main…siap hidang kat Kekla depan tv...ngade ngade betul laki aku ni)

No4

Item: Nintendo Wii

Given by: Jek and Na

Kelebihan: It’s super fun.

Kekurangan: When u work as a houseman, you are too tired to play it!

No5

Item: Bedcover

Given by: Those who matter

Kelebihan: If you get too many, you can recycle them as gifts for other people

Kekurangan: You just couldn’t give them away because they are too nice. At the same time, you don’t use them because they are too nice. So where are they? Nicely stacked in the cupboard!

love,
Kekla

My first time

One day, I was oncall. The calls are usually busy calls, but that particular morning was surprisingly pretty chilled out. By 11 we’ve finished all the work, so my partner took a nap while I read a book.

Then 2 pm came, still there wasn’t much going on. Visitors started to pour in. I changed the shift with my partner, she looked after the ward while I took a nap. Oncalls here, no matter what time it is, if you have the opportunity to sleep, grab it, ‘cause u’ll never know when the next time the ward would be as peaceful as that.

I slept peacefully for 2 hours.

It was 4pm.

Suddenly,

Dr Syira…patient collapse!!!!

Like lightning, I jumped out of the chair and ran towards the patient.

She was slumped on a chair as I got there. Unresponsive.

I shook her shoulders. No response.

Pressed hard on her chest. No response

Makcik bangun makcik. Makcik jawap saya panggil ni. No response.

Shit.

I forced open her eyes. Both pupils dilated. SHITT.

Shined light onto her eyes. Both pupils not reactive. SHIT SHIT SHIT.

Doctor macam mana ni. Kakak taktau nak buat apa apa ni.That was the nurse. Chill out, chill out.

On the other side, the patients relatives started crying. Other visitors started to gather around. Some offered to help, most just busybodies.

The nurses stared at me, waiting for instructions.

Ok cool down. I’m in charged here. Rilex rilex.

This is my first time, I’ve only just started working. Damnit brain, THINK!!

Rilek, ok what did I learn in medical school? All theories, no real life experience. It’s ok, I can do this. I KNOW this. I’ve been trained 5 years for this.

So I took charge.

Kak, angkat patient letak atas katil. Tutup curtain. Family tunggu luar. Yang lain, go away. Kak, pegi call MO, Specialist dan Anaest. Jangan balik selagi tak dapat.

I opened the patient’s mouth to check her airways. Her tongue was slumped behind. Inserted an airway in.

Checked her breathing, Chest wasn’t moving. Negative.

Checked her neck pulse. Couldn’t find any. Negative.

Started an ECG monitor. Straight line. Oh dear.

Ok kita start dulu CPR. Skarang!!!!!!!

So I jumped on the bed, and performed the CPR for about 5 minutes before help came. The specialists arrived, and we continued some more.

It was the longest half and hour in my life. I was sweating, and I was so tired, my hands were getting into cramps.

She was still young. And she happily talked to me this morning. I can’t lose her, it’s not her time yet.

But I did lose her.

And she did die.

That night I kept on thing about her.

What could have gone better? What did I do wrong? Should I have done this? Maybe I shouldn’t have done that. Why do I feel so numb? Why am I not crying??? This morning she was alive now she’s gone!

And the M.O tried to counsel me

“ Syira I know this is your first time. Don’t get too hung up on it, you’ll encounter so many episodes like this, you’ll get used to it”

I DON’T want to get used to it, Dammit! I DON’T want to feel numb. I DON’T want to be heartless like you. I WANT to be hung up on it.

Right now, what im most scared of, is not losing a patient. I know that happens, it’s beyond my power.

But what I’m scared of, is turning into those doctors, who treat it just like any other day. Heartless and Cold.

Every doctor turns into that. Can I escape it??

6 months and counting

Can you believe it, it has been 6 months since Bude and I got married. That’s exactly half a year!! Time flies so fast….Gila kan?

Can’t help from thinking, if I were not married to Bude, what would have happened to me..hmmm let's imagine...

Option 1

Working as an f1 doctor somewhere in an English kampong in Wales, treating sheep and goats as there aren’t enough ALIVE human beings around. Also single and desperate as the only available males below the age of 35 are white as ghosts, with red freckles and orange hair, and probably weighs 100pounds with ‘foldable stomach layers’ i.e perut berlipat lipat.

(ps: have u ever noticed how red haired men have orange-coloured bulu kaki? SUPER GROSS! errr..tell me again, why do i know these random things....?)

Option 2

Working as houseman in Aloq Setaq. Since Kekwa is there, MO or specialist would not dare to bully me. And whenever I’m on call Mama would send warm home-cooked food dengan air sirap. Best jugak..

But then, there aren’t enough cute single doctors there either. So I’d probably be dating the janitor. Except that unlike The Janitor in Scrubs, mine is probably brown and shiny, with shiny oily curly black hair, and still weighs 100pounds and still has ‘foldable stomach layers’.

E.U.W.W.

Option 3

Working as a houseman in Sabah. Did you know that in some cultures there, hantaran kawin is 10 ekor lembu? (told u i know random things) So if our grandpa is from Sabah, and all our aunts were married, he’ll have 70 cows by 1980s. And if Abah stays there, and all us girls are married, that’s an extra 40 cows. That is a hell lot of meat to cook!

Anyhoo, takdir dah menentukan, I’m stuck with Bude. Might as well love him. This shows how much i love him

By the way, on 1^st May, the moment we turned 6 months, Mama and Abah turned 32 years. Thats 396 months. Or 144540 days exactly. BRAVO BRAVO! clap clap clap!

Let’s hope that by the time Bude and I reach that level, he’d be upgraded from only washing the clothes, to cooking, moping, washing toilets, washing dishes and changing kids’ nappies.

May all my dreams come true

Love,
Kekla

good news at work

hello everyone!
just to let u know, i'm still alive :)

anyhoos
i have good news at work
there exist these consultant and specialist, notorious for being killer bosses, kaki berleter and perfectionist. masa awai2 dulu kekla penah la kena marah ngan depa ni, benci sungguh la kat depa. rasa amacam nak sepak

but little did i know things were about to change...

one beautiful sunday, when my husband encik bude seronok bertiduran kat rumah, i was on call.
i looked after this one makcik (she calls herself tok), very very complicated case..anytime boleh tip to emergency case

so i looked after her very well la, takut patient collapse ka apa time kekla oncall, mampus beb..

then next day i was in clinic and sanother HO looked after her...

and then suddenly i got a phone call...

guess what?! the consultant and specialist wanted me to look after the patient!! they said..ask somebody else to cover clinic, ur good, we personally request u to be here

banggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaa siuttttttttt

and then kan kan kan ada laggggggiiiiiiii

tak habeh lagiiiiiii

another consultant came..they wanted me to call a 3rd consultant, tapi selalunya houseman xleh call consultant directly sebab biasala...we are kuli kuli bawahan...tahap macam hamba abdi camtu mana boleh cakap ngan raja kan.

and then suddenly the specialist said

EH, this girl shahiraN can la...she's very very good

and the 1st consultant said yes la, she's good, better than an M.O

nyiahahahahahahahhahaahha

riak sungguh diriku
padan muka MO
nyiahahahahahhahaha
im better than you. take that!

anyway, the only bad point is, nobody knows my real name
i'm either syahiraN or syakiraN or syakira

hmm
what's so hard about syahira la weh???

Ps: for those non medics out there...i know the only medicine u understand is greys anatomy. so here is the equivalent

houseman = adik meredith, o malley dan junior2 lain = kuli bapuk
Medical officer/MO = meredith, christina sekarang (1 level up)
specialist = takdak dalam cerita tu, i level below consultant
consultant = mc dreamy, mc steamy except that none of them look 1 inch as dreamy/steamy like that

ok more updates next entry

love,
kekla

PS: teka teki tu mama kata xxxxx sangat hehehehe so jawapannya sapa nak tau sila tanya kot fon ok heheheheheh not my fault aa, bude has corrupted my mind

teluk intan and teka teki

Im currently in Teluk Intan. Finally i have a weekend off, thanks to Lan Helmy (sanggup berkorban untuk Kekla walaupun kena gossip tak berasas hehe)

Nakisha just got married a couple of days ago and i missed it!!! damn on call rotations!! CONGRATULATIONS sweetheart!

Im currently in Labour Room (i.e bilik beranak, untuk orang2 buta medic) .

Semalam time oncall ada patient ni kan..kalau sakit adoiii dia jerit satu hospital bergegar. Pegang perut sikit dia tepih tangan pastu lompat lompat atas katil tekejut kekla. Pastu dia tendang tendang kaki, tangan libas habih jatuh orang tepi2. Siap terbalik scan machine.sebijik macam exorcist. seriously kekla ingat dia kena rasuk. Kekla siap baca ayat kursi dalam hati. Tapi dia ni bangsa india kot jin tu tak paham arab susah la kan hehe

Turns out normal delivery ja. Anak nombor 2 plak tu. Haih.. drama queen sungguh

Anywhoo
Next week ada Sushi date ngan Salini..and Mama ngan Abah ngan Suzie nak mai KL at the end of the month. Kekwa pun nak mai KL. Kekla nak lawat kekwa nak tengok perut mak boyong.

Kekla suggest nama Rianna kalau anak pompuan taktau la Kekwa nak ka dak. Kekla nak nama tu tapi Bude kata macam omputih sangat. Nak nama Jasmine pun macam omputih, Delilah pun macam omputih. Dia nak anak nama Ahmad Banoffee bin Ahmad Faiz. sigh

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Teka teki

Seorang suami pergi berkelah mandi pantai. Hadiah apa dia bawak balik untuk isteri dia kat rumah?

teka jangan tak teka
teka jangan tak teka

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I love u guys

Bye!
Kekla

Ps: Na kekla nak mintak tlg beli hanpon!

Female doctors and teka teki

People say it’s hard for female doctors to find husbands…I used to wonder why. Maybe they are too busy such that they have no time to socialise? Or maybe they only hang around male doctors, who, on the other hand, are more interested in nurses?

Now I have the answer

(Some) Of the female doctors are so bitchy…how could men be attracted to them??

Kekla bagi contoh ok (kisah benar)

This one female m.o, when she’s angry..semua perkataan mencarut keluar. I got an F word last night! First time ever in my life..!!and I didn’t even make a mistake!! Kalau Kekla almost bunuh patient..lain la cerita.

I was taken aback, but not totally surprised…let’s just say that I’ve been warned. And this M.O…she talks rudely at nurses (some who are older than her)..made jokes about how lembab and stupid people are..I got the impression that she thinks she is smarter than everyone else

And she’s not the only female doctor like that.

So what kind of men would be attracted to a woman who is rude, swears all the time, and thinks the whole world is stupid? Dah la tak penah senyum..sampai bekedut kedut dah muka. Kalau cun macam Kekla logic la jugak ni muka macam bontot kuali kena simbah acid ja. (hehehehehehe)

Anyway my point is, if you are always angry, rude, and moody…you feel miserable, you look miserable and you exert a miserable aura to everyone around you.

And just because you are a doctor, it doesn’t mean that everyone else is stupid. Cepat betul menyombong diri.

So everytime kena marah..dalam otak Kekla Cuma ‘Lantak hang la makcik oi. In 2 hours im going home to my husband..while u’ll be alone peluk bantal tengok tv sambil makan megi’ nyiahahahhaa padan muka

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On a brighter note,

There is this one female doctor. Garang gila ok. Dia (obviously) tak kawin lagi la kan. Muka memang masaaaaaaaaaaam sangat. Kawan kekla haritu siap kena halau dari wad...sampai nangis nangis.

Haritu dia ada bagi talk sikit. Sepanjang tu, Kekla terwonder wonder macam mana laaa muka dia ni kalau dia senyum.

Tiba tiba dia senyum

And dia panggil nama seorang houseman

Dengan lemah lembut

And muka yang ceria

Teka sapa houseman tu

Sapa lagi kalau bukan....



AZLAN HELMY! hahahahahahaha

Memang kena bantai gelak la ngan kawan kawan houseman Kekla yang lain

Shu sila berhati hati nanti nanti dapat madu sepcialist garang oiiiii pening kepala hehehehehehe

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Jek, it’s been 2 weeks, Kekla tak nangis lagi. Kalau Kekla menang bet, dapat adiah apa?

Weekend ni Kekla off. Sapa nak gayut sila telefon cepat. Nak keluaq pi OU ngan Bude romantic romantic sikit

Bye everyone!