Jek and Na,
OK, I know my last update was 1000 years ago..tp medical posting bz ok! I’d rather use any extra time to sleep…my baby needs enough rest, enough sleep and enough food (alasan utk bermalasan) :D
Anyway, something happened 2 days ago that I just HAD to share.
It was lunch time, So Bude and I went out to this gerai for lunch.
Bude picked his nasik campur first, put it on a table and walked to the sink.
Bila Kekla siap pilih food, Kekla pun pusing la…I saw Bude walking away from a table and ada nasik on that table. Hmph dia ni..pilih meja yang takdak kipas pulak…
So naturally I put my rice opposite Bude’s, and walked to the sink too.
Pastu lepas basuh tangan (Bude was in front of me, and he left the sink when I got there) Kekla pun patah balik kat nasik Kekla
Ya la nak pi mana lagi kan?
Tiba tiba ada sorang laki ni mai kat meja kekla..Baju dia tshirt buruk kaler merah…badan gempal gempal..rambut messy.
Tiba tiba dia angkat nasik bude
Then he tried to walk away.
Kekla pun pegang pinggan dia… “Eh awak nak bawak mane nasik ni??”
He looked at me. sengih sengih
Gigi jongang sikit…crooked…mata macam juling juling…pastu sambil sengih kerang kerang busuk dia kata “ Ni nasik saya…”
Ish…laki terencat mana pulak ni….
“Tak boleh tak boleh ni nasik suami saya” Kekla tarik balik pinggan
“Bukann bukkannnn ni nasik sayaaaa” dia kata
Ishhhhhhhhhh laki mental mana pulak niiiiiiiii .
Kekla tarik pinggan.
Dia tarik.
Kekla tarik.
Dia tarik.
Kekla tarik kuat.
Dia tarik lagi kuat.
Ish!
Tiba tiba
“ Sayang! You buat ape???”
I turned around… Bude was sitting at the next table, with a plate full of rice in front of him…
siap dah makan
Alamak…Kekla yang salah meja rupanyaaaaa!!!!!!
Dengan tersengih kerang busuk Kekla mintak maap and left the table…..
Oh Malunya……………………………….
Monday 28 June 2010
Saturday 20 February 2010
pinggan mangkuk
Ingat tak dulu Kekla penah cita pasai Miss Mangkuk..everytime orang masuk ortho akan ada mangkuk count. Pastu Kekla penah pegang record xdak mangkuk langsung....?
Well that record is about to change.
Kekla tinggai 3 hari ja lagi kat Ortho ni. So Kekla belagak aa kat nurses and housemen yang Kekla x penah kena mangkuk. Power siut kan?
Tiba2 si Mangkuk ni mai...buat round
Nampak macam senyum ja....so good mood kot. Ok...this is possibly my last round with her ever...what are the chances of me getting a mangkuk right? I only have 3 freaking days left.Plus people say she’s changed.
MM (Miss Mangkuk): Patient ni demam tak?
Kekla: Deman, 39 degrees .
MM: So what have you done?
Kekla: I’ve taken some bloods, changed his antibiotics blablablabla his blood result came back blablabla
MM: You tested for urine?
Me: no
MM:NO? What do you mean NO? You xde otak ke? potpetpotpet Ni yang buat i marah ni. Doktor macam ni la yang saya panggil...
Mulut terbukak. Oh dear. It’s coming out. Wait for it..Wait for iiiiittt........
MM: Mangkooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!
*tingggggg round 1. Mangkuk count: 1 *
MM: Dulu masa i HO, i bagus potpetpotpet Tak payah tunggu MO order baru nak buat keja. I cekap. Sebab i’m a good doctor potpetpotpetpot. I use my brain. Potpetpot
Buruk beno muke pompuan ni
MM: So what do you think we should send for?
Me:We could send for Blood C&S, UFEME, Urine C&S...
MM:UFEME? What the hell can you get from there? Do you have any brains?Potpetpotpetp
Ish tebainya mulut dia ni. Dah la tak pakai mekap langsung. I mean i know I don’t wear makeup either, but im easily 1000x prettier than her. God...that’s an ugly baju
MM: Oiii im talking to you. Nak hantar ape?
oh shit. I wasn’t listening.
Me: Hantar UFEME
MM: Awak dengar tak saya cakap apa tadi. Itula dah kata....
Oh no it’s coming out again...i can see her teeth. Yellow and hideous. Here it comes
MM: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGGGGKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKK!!!
*tingggg round 2. Mankok count: 2* sigh...
MM: Ha dah ada otak dah?
Me:(angguk angguk) ade..(hehe menjawap)
MM:Cube you pakai otak sikit. Otak ade taknak pakai. U rasa apa sebab die demam?
Patient ni Nampak macam nak nangis dah. Nenek dia dah menggeletar tangan
Me: His lungs are clear potpetpotpoet big wound potpeot sensitivity to vanco potpeotpotpet antiobiotic resistant popoeptopetpotpeotpeotpeotpeotpeotpeopepeotepeotpeot. SO I THINK IT’S FROM THE WOUND. Slurrrrrrp (tarik ayaq liuq)
Ha padan muka. ingat hang sorang ja boleh cakap banyak?aku pun cakap banyak
MM: Macam ni la houseman. Cakap ja pandai.
Me: (smile panjang panjang)
MM: MANGKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
*tingggg round 3. Mankok count: 3*
sigh...didn't see that one coming...
So there u go. 3months in ortho i never had any. On my last 3 days i got 3 mangkuks within 30mins. I don’t know what my lucky number is, but it definitely is not 3! :P
Well that record is about to change.
Kekla tinggai 3 hari ja lagi kat Ortho ni. So Kekla belagak aa kat nurses and housemen yang Kekla x penah kena mangkuk. Power siut kan?
Tiba2 si Mangkuk ni mai...buat round
Nampak macam senyum ja....so good mood kot. Ok...this is possibly my last round with her ever...what are the chances of me getting a mangkuk right? I only have 3 freaking days left.Plus people say she’s changed.
MM (Miss Mangkuk): Patient ni demam tak?
Kekla: Deman, 39 degrees .
MM: So what have you done?
Kekla: I’ve taken some bloods, changed his antibiotics blablablabla his blood result came back blablabla
MM: You tested for urine?
Me: no
MM:NO? What do you mean NO? You xde otak ke? potpetpotpet Ni yang buat i marah ni. Doktor macam ni la yang saya panggil...
Mulut terbukak. Oh dear. It’s coming out. Wait for it..Wait for iiiiittt........
MM: Mangkooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!
*tingggggg round 1. Mangkuk count: 1 *
MM: Dulu masa i HO, i bagus potpetpotpet Tak payah tunggu MO order baru nak buat keja. I cekap. Sebab i’m a good doctor potpetpotpetpot. I use my brain. Potpetpot
Buruk beno muke pompuan ni
MM: So what do you think we should send for?
Me:We could send for Blood C&S, UFEME, Urine C&S...
MM:UFEME? What the hell can you get from there? Do you have any brains?Potpetpotpetp
Ish tebainya mulut dia ni. Dah la tak pakai mekap langsung. I mean i know I don’t wear makeup either, but im easily 1000x prettier than her. God...that’s an ugly baju
MM: Oiii im talking to you. Nak hantar ape?
oh shit. I wasn’t listening.
Me: Hantar UFEME
MM: Awak dengar tak saya cakap apa tadi. Itula dah kata....
Oh no it’s coming out again...i can see her teeth. Yellow and hideous. Here it comes
MM: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGGGGKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKK!!!
*tingggg round 2. Mankok count: 2* sigh...
MM: Ha dah ada otak dah?
Me:(angguk angguk) ade..(hehe menjawap)
MM:Cube you pakai otak sikit. Otak ade taknak pakai. U rasa apa sebab die demam?
Patient ni Nampak macam nak nangis dah. Nenek dia dah menggeletar tangan
Me: His lungs are clear potpetpotpoet big wound potpeot sensitivity to vanco potpeotpotpet antiobiotic resistant popoeptopetpotpeotpeotpeotpeotpeotpeopepeotepeotpeot. SO I THINK IT’S FROM THE WOUND. Slurrrrrrp (tarik ayaq liuq)
Ha padan muka. ingat hang sorang ja boleh cakap banyak?aku pun cakap banyak
MM: Macam ni la houseman. Cakap ja pandai.
Me: (smile panjang panjang)
MM: MANGKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
*tingggg round 3. Mankok count: 3*
sigh...didn't see that one coming...
So there u go. 3months in ortho i never had any. On my last 3 days i got 3 mangkuks within 30mins. I don’t know what my lucky number is, but it definitely is not 3! :P
Monday 8 February 2010
NEW RULING FOR HOUSEMEN
PETALING JAYA (Feb 7, 2010): Newly-graduated doctors may soon need to serve the government for only four instead of five years now.
At present, they must serve two years housemanship and three years compulsory government service.
Health minister Datuk Seri Liow Tiong Lai said the government was considering reducing the period of compulsory service to two years.
He refuted claims that the ministry had planned to double the period of compulsory service to 10 years. "The suggestion is not practical at all.
We must make it attractive for doctors to join the service. We cannot force them to work," he said.
Liow said by reducing the term of compulsory service, young doctors will feel they are not tied down, and may want to stay on, adding that the ministry will monitor if the change causes any shortage in doctors.
"We have 300 to 400 doctors leaving us every year. However, we are confident that it won't leave us with a reduction in doctors as we have an increase in new housemen, from 700 in 2007, to 3,000 last year," he said.
Liow also said that housemen can from now on be assured they would get ample rest as the ministry had taken note of their complaints of being overworked.
"I made a ruling that all housemen on-call through the night are to work until noon the following day to hand over the job to other doctors, giving them ample time to rest and study," said Liow.
A circular to this effect which was sent to all government hospitals last month, stipulates that new housemen would undergo a two-week tagging period with a senior houseman or medical officer, from 7.30am to 10pm daily for six days a week, with a day off.
"If a houseman has been on call through the night, he or she can only work until noon the next day. After that they have to be given a break so they can rest," he said.
"Housemen can no longer work for 48 hours without a break. It has been made clear to all hospitals," he said.
Meanwhile, Liow said returning specialists would be exempted from compulsory service if they met certain criteria.
"They must be more than 40 years old, and offering a specialty we need," he said after launching B-Nes Sdn Bhd, a company processing birds nest products.
Liow said measures were being taken to alleviate a shortage of specialists in government hospitals. "We have only 2,500 specialists in all fields. We are working hard to produce more specialists and sub-specialists," he said, adding that the ministry had also recruited traditional and complementary medicine specialists, some from China, to lighten the workload at government hospitals.
He also said that under the Asean Free Trade Area (Afta) 2010 agreement, Malaysia would open its doors to foreign doctors.
"They must partner with a local doctor, and the maximum share that a foreign doctor can hold is 70%," he said, adding that before Afta, foreign doctors were allowed to have 50% stake.
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Hmmmm....boleh balik after lunch...and they said the circular was given last month. How come no one knew a thing about it?
At present, they must serve two years housemanship and three years compulsory government service.
Health minister Datuk Seri Liow Tiong Lai said the government was considering reducing the period of compulsory service to two years.
He refuted claims that the ministry had planned to double the period of compulsory service to 10 years. "The suggestion is not practical at all.
We must make it attractive for doctors to join the service. We cannot force them to work," he said.
Liow said by reducing the term of compulsory service, young doctors will feel they are not tied down, and may want to stay on, adding that the ministry will monitor if the change causes any shortage in doctors.
"We have 300 to 400 doctors leaving us every year. However, we are confident that it won't leave us with a reduction in doctors as we have an increase in new housemen, from 700 in 2007, to 3,000 last year," he said.
Liow also said that housemen can from now on be assured they would get ample rest as the ministry had taken note of their complaints of being overworked.
"I made a ruling that all housemen on-call through the night are to work until noon the following day to hand over the job to other doctors, giving them ample time to rest and study," said Liow.
A circular to this effect which was sent to all government hospitals last month, stipulates that new housemen would undergo a two-week tagging period with a senior houseman or medical officer, from 7.30am to 10pm daily for six days a week, with a day off.
"If a houseman has been on call through the night, he or she can only work until noon the next day. After that they have to be given a break so they can rest," he said.
"Housemen can no longer work for 48 hours without a break. It has been made clear to all hospitals," he said.
Meanwhile, Liow said returning specialists would be exempted from compulsory service if they met certain criteria.
"They must be more than 40 years old, and offering a specialty we need," he said after launching B-Nes Sdn Bhd, a company processing birds nest products.
Liow said measures were being taken to alleviate a shortage of specialists in government hospitals. "We have only 2,500 specialists in all fields. We are working hard to produce more specialists and sub-specialists," he said, adding that the ministry had also recruited traditional and complementary medicine specialists, some from China, to lighten the workload at government hospitals.
He also said that under the Asean Free Trade Area (Afta) 2010 agreement, Malaysia would open its doors to foreign doctors.
"They must partner with a local doctor, and the maximum share that a foreign doctor can hold is 70%," he said, adding that before Afta, foreign doctors were allowed to have 50% stake.
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Hmmmm....boleh balik after lunch...and they said the circular was given last month. How come no one knew a thing about it?
Sunday 31 January 2010
Boredom + Internet = Google Image!
Ok, Kekla boring sangat tadi so kekla start google image nama family kita. look what i found!!
LIANA
This liana climbs up and around another plant to reach the canopy where it spreads its leaves to catch the light.
Tu la na. mama letak nama na sempena nama pokok sebab hati na keras macam pokok and rambut na macam akar pokok hehehehe
JEK
I don't know why googling Jek's name came up with a picture of FHM's 35th sexiest female on earth. Adakah Jek akan berkahwin dengan Nadine? hmmmmmmm
AFIRA
Apparently it's a new UK based Womenswear Label. Cool betoi. Cheit
ABUDI
Monkeyin' around in Youngin Korea this week was seven-year-old trained chimpanzee, Rudi, who is learning how to play golf during 'the animal wonder stage' at the world famous Everland Amusement Park.
Rudi is not only attracting more guests, he's attracting thousands of viewers on the Internet.
err...i know Abudi played basketball in High School, never knew he trained in golf too...heheheh
KEKLA
Place and DOB: First gorilla born at Zoo Atlanta, March 15, 1989
Fun Facts: At 345 pounds, Kekla is a very large silverback. His name means “dawn” in Bawanese (a West African language). He is very friendly.
Favorite Food: Kekla’s least favorite food is onions.
Ceh. They named a gorilla after my name. Hampeh. (or abah named me after a gorilla? that's even worse!)
SUZIE
mmmm SUZIE's HOT!!
LIANA
This liana climbs up and around another plant to reach the canopy where it spreads its leaves to catch the light.
Tu la na. mama letak nama na sempena nama pokok sebab hati na keras macam pokok and rambut na macam akar pokok hehehehe
JEK
I don't know why googling Jek's name came up with a picture of FHM's 35th sexiest female on earth. Adakah Jek akan berkahwin dengan Nadine? hmmmmmmm
AFIRA
Apparently it's a new UK based Womenswear Label. Cool betoi. Cheit
ABUDI
Monkeyin' around in Youngin Korea this week was seven-year-old trained chimpanzee, Rudi, who is learning how to play golf during 'the animal wonder stage' at the world famous Everland Amusement Park.
Rudi is not only attracting more guests, he's attracting thousands of viewers on the Internet.
err...i know Abudi played basketball in High School, never knew he trained in golf too...heheheh
KEKLA
Place and DOB: First gorilla born at Zoo Atlanta, March 15, 1989
Fun Facts: At 345 pounds, Kekla is a very large silverback. His name means “dawn” in Bawanese (a West African language). He is very friendly.
Favorite Food: Kekla’s least favorite food is onions.
Ceh. They named a gorilla after my name. Hampeh. (or abah named me after a gorilla? that's even worse!)
SUZIE
mmmm SUZIE's HOT!!
I'm married to a GEEK!
When i fell in love with Bude, i thought i was falling for this macho, sporty, cool guy. And guess what he turned out to be...? A GEEK! (and he’s proud of it!!)
Nak bukti?
1.A few months ago he had a fall from his bike, so sustained some open wounds. After a week the wound was getting better and less painful.
Satu hari tu dia tengok tangan kanan, then kiri, then kanan, then kiri....
Tiba tiba dia kata dengan serious
“Sayang i rasa i ada darah Wolverine la. Tengok cepat betul luka i baik”
hmph...
2.Lately Bude asyik dok main comp game ni. Pastu game ni cakap banyak sangat sampai Kekla pun rimas.
Ada awek (character game) ni dok potpoetpotpet cakap banyak gila so Kekla pun kata la
“Ape game you ni cakap banyak. Lawan dah la buatpe nak sembang”.
Bude reply “ I kene ambik hati, ngorat awek ni, borak borak layan die kasi die suke kat i. Kalau tak nanti dia lari”
I was like...what???!
Seriously, should i be worried that he's trying to chat up a fictional character, or relieved that he’s not chatting up a real girl?
Haih..
Geek pun geek la, dah tersangkut kat geek, apa nak buat
Anyway that geek will be leaving me for 4 days to go to China sob sob sedeynyeeeeeeee
Terpaksalah daku tidor di hostel hospital and makan nasik bungkus. takbesnyaaaaaaa urghhhhh
Love
Kekla
Nak bukti?
1.A few months ago he had a fall from his bike, so sustained some open wounds. After a week the wound was getting better and less painful.
Satu hari tu dia tengok tangan kanan, then kiri, then kanan, then kiri....
Tiba tiba dia kata dengan serious
“Sayang i rasa i ada darah Wolverine la. Tengok cepat betul luka i baik”
hmph...
2.Lately Bude asyik dok main comp game ni. Pastu game ni cakap banyak sangat sampai Kekla pun rimas.
Ada awek (character game) ni dok potpoetpotpet cakap banyak gila so Kekla pun kata la
“Ape game you ni cakap banyak. Lawan dah la buatpe nak sembang”.
Bude reply “ I kene ambik hati, ngorat awek ni, borak borak layan die kasi die suke kat i. Kalau tak nanti dia lari”
I was like...what???!
Seriously, should i be worried that he's trying to chat up a fictional character, or relieved that he’s not chatting up a real girl?
Haih..
Geek pun geek la, dah tersangkut kat geek, apa nak buat
Anyway that geek will be leaving me for 4 days to go to China sob sob sedeynyeeeeeeee
Terpaksalah daku tidor di hostel hospital and makan nasik bungkus. takbesnyaaaaaaa urghhhhh
Love
Kekla
Tuesday 5 January 2010
DISCLAIMER : ORTHOPAEDIC MO's ARE SMART!
Ok disclaimer ni dibuat khas untuk Kid
1. All doctors are smart( kembang kempis kembang kempis hidung ) and orthopaedic surgeons are doctors, hence they are, by default, smart. (puji diri sendiri nyiahahaha)
2. Keja ortho ni very mechanical and technical. So kena power practical skills. As oppose to physicians yang kena banyak pikiaq theory
3.So orang physician ni slalu prasan depa pandai aaa konon (sebab aku nak jadi physician so aku pun perasan aku pandai)
4.Orang ortho ni pulak jenis rileks and lepak. And depa tau orang physician ni perasan lagi pandai and depa tak peduli . Bukti? Joke no 1 was actually told by an orthopaedic MO!
5. You know how the majority of doctors are skema and nerds (me not included, of course)? Well the few which are not,end up as orthopaedic surgeons!
5.Doctors yang HENSEM HENSEM and lepak lepak and cool cool, banyak jadi orthopaedic surgeons. HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE
6.Tapi kesimpulannya, MO ortho aku banyak yang pandai, terer, baik, cool, rileks, lepak and supper best.
hehehe now, is there any chance that ALL my ortho MO's would read this post? hmmmmm
love,
syigha. (not kekla ok sebab post ni untuk KID)
1. All doctors are smart( kembang kempis kembang kempis hidung ) and orthopaedic surgeons are doctors, hence they are, by default, smart. (puji diri sendiri nyiahahaha)
2. Keja ortho ni very mechanical and technical. So kena power practical skills. As oppose to physicians yang kena banyak pikiaq theory
3.So orang physician ni slalu prasan depa pandai aaa konon (sebab aku nak jadi physician so aku pun perasan aku pandai)
4.Orang ortho ni pulak jenis rileks and lepak. And depa tau orang physician ni perasan lagi pandai and depa tak peduli . Bukti? Joke no 1 was actually told by an orthopaedic MO!
5. You know how the majority of doctors are skema and nerds (me not included, of course)? Well the few which are not,end up as orthopaedic surgeons!
5.Doctors yang HENSEM HENSEM and lepak lepak and cool cool, banyak jadi orthopaedic surgeons. HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE
6.Tapi kesimpulannya, MO ortho aku banyak yang pandai, terer, baik, cool, rileks, lepak and supper best.
hehehe now, is there any chance that ALL my ortho MO's would read this post? hmmmmm
love,
syigha. (not kekla ok sebab post ni untuk KID)
Friday 4 December 2009
Melayu dan Angin
ANGIN CONVERSATION part 1
Doctor: Ok pakcik sakit apa, macam mana saya boleh tolong?
Patient 1: ANGIN masuk dalam badan saya banyak ni docter
Doctor:Oh kay….sakit macam mana tu pakcik
Patient 1: Sakit perut, cirit birit. ANGIN la doctor, ANGIN
Doctor :berapa lama dah sakit perut?
Patient 1: Sejak ANGIN masuk la dotor
Doctor: Sigh…ok bila tu
Patient 1: Semalam doctor, saya naik bas dari KL, bila masuk Kedah ja TUKAR ANGIN saya terus sakit perut
Doctor: Sapa lagi cirit ngan sakit perut camni?
Patient 1: Anak anak saya, isteri saya
Doctor: Bunyi macam keracunan makanan ja.
Patient 1: Adala kat R&R. Tapi bukan makanan rosak.
Doctor: Tapi lepas makan tu, semua sakit perut dan cirit? Makanan rasa pelik tak?
Patient 1: Memang rasa pelik
Doctor: Jadi keracunan la tu
Patient 1: Bukan doctor. Saya pasti, bila masuk ja sempadan Kedah, saya boleh rasa ANGIN BERUBAH, terus masuk badan saya, terus sakit perut
Doctor: hmmm saya rasa keracunan makanan
Patient 1: bukan ANGIN?
Doctor: Saya belajaq kat
Patient 1: Tapi ni ANGIN kedah doctor
Doctor: Takdak ANGIN dalam medic ni. Saya bagi ubat cirit ngan sakit perut ok
Patient 1: Saya yakin ANGIN doctor
Doktor: ………
ANGIN CONVERSATION part 2
Patient 2: Akak mengandung 2 bulan. Tiba tiba sakit perut harini, kuat sangat. ANGIN masuk la akak rasa
Doctor: Sakit kat mane tu kak
Patient 2: Kat tempat ANGIN masuk
Doctor: Oh kay..kat mane tu
Patient: mula mula ANGIN masuk perut kat kiri..
Doctor: lepas tu?
Patient: lepas tu ANGIN naik pergi kat bahu
Doctor: ade bedarah kat bawah tak?
Patient: Angin tak buat jadi darah. Dia buat sakit je
*Scan perut*
Doktor: Akak…sebenarnya akak mengandung luar rahim..sebab tu sakit perut kuat
Patient: Ha…bukan ANGIN?
DOktor: Bukan…kite kene cepat buat operation ye kak…
*5 mins later*
Doktor: Boleh boleh
Suami patient:Saya rasa ANGIN masuk kuat sangat sampai tolak kandungan die pergi luar rahim
Doktor: ……………..
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