Kekla, Bude and SuperSafa

Nasik campur

2010-06-28T20:00:00.000-07:00

Jek and Na,

OK, I know my last update was 1000 years ago..tp medical posting bz ok! I’d rather use any extra time to sleep…my baby needs enough rest, enough sleep and enough food (alasan utk bermalasan) :D

Anyway, something happened 2 days ago that I just HAD to share.

It was lunch time, So Bude and I went out to this gerai for lunch.

Bude picked his nasik campur first, put it on a table and walked to the sink.

Bila Kekla siap pilih food, Kekla pun pusing la…I saw Bude walking away from a table and ada nasik on that table. Hmph dia ni..pilih meja yang takdak kipas pulak…

So naturally I put my rice opposite Bude’s, and walked to the sink too.

Pastu lepas basuh tangan (Bude was in front of me, and he left the sink when I got there) Kekla pun patah balik kat nasik Kekla

Ya la nak pi mana lagi kan?

Tiba tiba ada sorang laki ni mai kat meja kekla..Baju dia tshirt buruk kaler merah…badan gempal gempal..rambut messy.

Tiba tiba dia angkat nasik bude

Then he tried to walk away.

Kekla pun pegang pinggan dia… “Eh awak nak bawak mane nasik ni??”

He looked at me. sengih sengih

Gigi jongang sikit…crooked…mata macam juling juling…pastu sambil sengih kerang kerang busuk dia kata “ Ni nasik saya…”

Ish…laki terencat mana pulak ni….

“Tak boleh tak boleh ni nasik suami saya” Kekla tarik balik pinggan

“Bukann bukkannnn ni nasik sayaaaa” dia kata

Ishhhhhhhhhh laki mental mana pulak niiiiiiiii .

Kekla tarik pinggan.

Dia tarik.

Kekla tarik.

Dia tarik.

Kekla tarik kuat.

Dia tarik lagi kuat.

Ish!

Tiba tiba

“ Sayang! You buat ape???”

I turned around… Bude was sitting at the next table, with a plate full of rice in front of him…

siap dah makan

Alamak…Kekla yang salah meja rupanyaaaaa!!!!!!

Dengan tersengih kerang busuk Kekla mintak maap and left the table…..

Oh Malunya……………………………….

pinggan mangkuk

2010-02-20T10:41:00.000-08:00

Ingat tak dulu Kekla penah cita pasai Miss Mangkuk..everytime orang masuk ortho akan ada mangkuk count. Pastu Kekla penah pegang record xdak mangkuk langsung....?

Well that record is about to change.

Kekla tinggai 3 hari ja lagi kat Ortho ni. So Kekla belagak aa kat nurses and housemen yang Kekla x penah kena mangkuk. Power siut kan?

Tiba2 si Mangkuk ni mai...buat round

Nampak macam senyum ja....so good mood kot. Ok...this is possibly my last round with her ever...what are the chances of me getting a mangkuk right? I only have 3 freaking days left.Plus people say she’s changed.

MM (Miss Mangkuk): Patient ni demam tak?
Kekla: Deman, 39 degrees .
MM: So what have you done?
Kekla: I’ve taken some bloods, changed his antibiotics blablablabla his blood result came back blablabla
MM: You tested for urine?
Me: no
MM:NO? What do you mean NO? You xde otak ke? potpetpotpet Ni yang buat i marah ni. Doktor macam ni la yang saya panggil...

Mulut terbukak. Oh dear. It’s coming out. Wait for it..Wait for iiiiittt........

MM: Mangkooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!

*tingggggg round 1. Mangkuk count: 1 *

MM: Dulu masa i HO, i bagus potpetpotpet Tak payah tunggu MO order baru nak buat keja. I cekap. Sebab i’m a good doctor potpetpotpetpot. I use my brain. Potpetpot

Buruk beno muke pompuan ni

MM: So what do you think we should send for?
Me:We could send for Blood C&S, UFEME, Urine C&S...
MM:UFEME? What the hell can you get from there? Do you have any brains?Potpetpotpetp

Ish tebainya mulut dia ni. Dah la tak pakai mekap langsung. I mean i know I don’t wear makeup either, but im easily 1000x prettier than her. God...that’s an ugly baju

MM: Oiii im talking to you. Nak hantar ape?

oh shit. I wasn’t listening.

Me: Hantar UFEME

MM: Awak dengar tak saya cakap apa tadi. Itula dah kata....

Oh no it’s coming out again...i can see her teeth. Yellow and hideous. Here it comes

MM: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGGGGKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKK!!!

*tingggg round 2. Mankok count: 2* sigh...

MM: Ha dah ada otak dah?
Me:(angguk angguk) ade..(hehe menjawap)

MM:Cube you pakai otak sikit. Otak ade taknak pakai. U rasa apa sebab die demam?

Patient ni Nampak macam nak nangis dah. Nenek dia dah menggeletar tangan

Me: His lungs are clear potpetpotpoet big wound potpeot sensitivity to vanco potpeotpotpet antiobiotic resistant popoeptopetpotpeotpeotpeotpeotpeotpeopepeotepeotpeot. SO I THINK IT’S FROM THE WOUND. Slurrrrrrp (tarik ayaq liuq)

Ha padan muka. ingat hang sorang ja boleh cakap banyak?aku pun cakap banyak

MM: Macam ni la houseman. Cakap ja pandai.

Me: (smile panjang panjang)

MM: MANGKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

*tingggg round 3. Mankok count: 3*

sigh...didn't see that one coming...

So there u go. 3months in ortho i never had any. On my last 3 days i got 3 mangkuks within 30mins. I don’t know what my lucky number is, but it definitely is not 3! :P

NEW RULING FOR HOUSEMEN

2010-02-08T05:57:00.000-08:00

PETALING JAYA (Feb 7, 2010): Newly-graduated doctors may soon need to serve the government for only four instead of five years now.

At present, they must serve two years housemanship and three years compulsory government service.

Health minister Datuk Seri Liow Tiong Lai said the government was considering reducing the period of compulsory service to two years.

He refuted claims that the ministry had planned to double the period of compulsory service to 10 years. "The suggestion is not practical at all.

We must make it attractive for doctors to join the service. We cannot force them to work," he said.

Liow said by reducing the term of compulsory service, young doctors will feel they are not tied down, and may want to stay on, adding that the ministry will monitor if the change causes any shortage in doctors.

"We have 300 to 400 doctors leaving us every year. However, we are confident that it won't leave us with a reduction in doctors as we have an increase in new housemen, from 700 in 2007, to 3,000 last year," he said.

Liow also said that housemen can from now on be assured they would get ample rest as the ministry had taken note of their complaints of being overworked.

"I made a ruling that all housemen on-call through the night are to work until noon the following day to hand over the job to other doctors, giving them ample time to rest and study," said Liow.

A circular to this effect which was sent to all government hospitals last month, stipulates that new housemen would undergo a two-week tagging period with a senior houseman or medical officer, from 7.30am to 10pm daily for six days a week, with a day off.

"If a houseman has been on call through the night, he or she can only work until noon the next day. After that they have to be given a break so they can rest," he said.

"Housemen can no longer work for 48 hours without a break. It has been made clear to all hospitals," he said.

Meanwhile, Liow said returning specialists would be exempted from compulsory service if they met certain criteria.

"They must be more than 40 years old, and offering a specialty we need," he said after launching B-Nes Sdn Bhd, a company processing birds nest products.

Liow said measures were being taken to alleviate a shortage of specialists in government hospitals. "We have only 2,500 specialists in all fields. We are working hard to produce more specialists and sub-specialists," he said, adding that the ministry had also recruited traditional and complementary medicine specialists, some from China, to lighten the workload at government hospitals.

He also said that under the Asean Free Trade Area (Afta) 2010 agreement, Malaysia would open its doors to foreign doctors.

"They must partner with a local doctor, and the maximum share that a foreign doctor can hold is 70%," he said, adding that before Afta, foreign doctors were allowed to have 50% stake.

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Hmmmm....boleh balik after lunch...and they said the circular was given last month. How come no one knew a thing about it?

Boredom + Internet = Google Image!

2010-01-31T23:37:00.000-08:00

Ok, Kekla boring sangat tadi so kekla start google image nama family kita. look what i found!!

LIANA

This liana climbs up and around another plant to reach the canopy where it spreads its leaves to catch the light.

Tu la na. mama letak nama na sempena nama pokok sebab hati na keras macam pokok and rambut na macam akar pokok hehehehe

JEK

I don't know why googling Jek's name came up with a picture of FHM's 35th sexiest female on earth. Adakah Jek akan berkahwin dengan Nadine? hmmmmmmm

AFIRA

Apparently it's a new UK based Womenswear Label. Cool betoi. Cheit

ABUDI

Monkeyin' around in Youngin Korea this week was seven-year-old trained chimpanzee, Rudi, who is learning how to play golf during 'the animal wonder stage' at the world famous Everland Amusement Park.

Rudi is not only attracting more guests, he's attracting thousands of viewers on the Internet.

err...i know Abudi played basketball in High School, never knew he trained in golf too...heheheh
KEKLA

Place and DOB: First gorilla born at Zoo Atlanta, March 15, 1989
Fun Facts: At 345 pounds, Kekla is a very large silverback. His name means “dawn” in Bawanese (a West African language). He is very friendly.
Favorite Food: Kekla’s least favorite food is onions.

Ceh. They named a gorilla after my name. Hampeh. (or abah named me after a gorilla? that's even worse!)

SUZIE

mmmm SUZIE's HOT!!

I'm married to a GEEK!

2010-01-31T22:13:00.000-08:00

When i fell in love with Bude, i thought i was falling for this macho, sporty, cool guy. And guess what he turned out to be...? A GEEK! (and he’s proud of it!!)

Nak bukti?

1.A few months ago he had a fall from his bike, so sustained some open wounds. After a week the wound was getting better and less painful.

Satu hari tu dia tengok tangan kanan, then kiri, then kanan, then kiri....

Tiba tiba dia kata dengan serious

“Sayang i rasa i ada darah Wolverine la. Tengok cepat betul luka i baik”

hmph...

2.Lately Bude asyik dok main comp game ni. Pastu game ni cakap banyak sangat sampai Kekla pun rimas.

Ada awek (character game) ni dok potpoetpotpet cakap banyak gila so Kekla pun kata la

“Ape game you ni cakap banyak. Lawan dah la buatpe nak sembang”.

Bude reply “ I kene ambik hati, ngorat awek ni, borak borak layan die kasi die suke kat i. Kalau tak nanti dia lari”

I was like...what???!

Seriously, should i be worried that he's trying to chat up a fictional character, or relieved that he’s not chatting up a real girl?

Haih..

Geek pun geek la, dah tersangkut kat geek, apa nak buat

Anyway that geek will be leaving me for 4 days to go to China sob sob sedeynyeeeeeeee
Terpaksalah daku tidor di hostel hospital and makan nasik bungkus. takbesnyaaaaaaa urghhhhh

Love
Kekla

DISCLAIMER : ORTHOPAEDIC MO's ARE SMART!

2010-01-05T03:52:00.000-08:00

Ok disclaimer ni dibuat khas untuk Kid

1. All doctors are smart( kembang kempis kembang kempis hidung ) and orthopaedic surgeons are doctors, hence they are, by default, smart. (puji diri sendiri nyiahahaha)

2. Keja ortho ni very mechanical and technical. So kena power practical skills. As oppose to physicians yang kena banyak pikiaq theory

3.So orang physician ni slalu prasan depa pandai aaa konon (sebab aku nak jadi physician so aku pun perasan aku pandai)

4.Orang ortho ni pulak jenis rileks and lepak. And depa tau orang physician ni perasan lagi pandai and depa tak peduli . Bukti? Joke no 1 was actually told by an orthopaedic MO!

5. You know how the majority of doctors are skema and nerds (me not included, of course)? Well the few which are not,end up as orthopaedic surgeons!

5.Doctors yang HENSEM HENSEM and lepak lepak and cool cool, banyak jadi orthopaedic surgeons. HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE

6.Tapi kesimpulannya, MO ortho aku banyak yang pandai, terer, baik, cool, rileks, lepak and supper best.

hehehe now, is there any chance that ALL my ortho MO's would read this post? hmmmmm

love,
syigha. (not kekla ok sebab post ni untuk KID)

Melayu dan Angin

2009-12-04T21:07:00.000-08:00

ANGIN CONVERSATION part 1

Doctor: Ok pakcik sakit apa, macam mana saya boleh tolong?

Patient 1: ANGIN masuk dalam badan saya banyak ni docter

Doctor:Oh kay….sakit macam mana tu pakcik

Patient 1: Sakit perut, cirit birit. ANGIN la doctor, ANGIN

Doctor :berapa lama dah sakit perut?

Patient 1: Sejak ANGIN masuk la dotor

Doctor: Sigh…ok bila tu

Patient 1: Semalam doctor, saya naik bas dari KL, bila masuk Kedah ja TUKAR ANGIN saya terus sakit perut

Doctor: Sapa lagi cirit ngan sakit perut camni?

Patient 1: Anak anak saya, isteri saya

Doctor: Bunyi macam keracunan makanan ja. Ada berenti makan kat luar ka?

Patient 1: Adala kat R&R. Tapi bukan makanan rosak.

Doctor: Tapi lepas makan tu, semua sakit perut dan cirit? Makanan rasa pelik tak?

Patient 1: Memang rasa pelik

Doctor: Jadi keracunan la tu

Patient 1: Bukan doctor. Saya pasti, bila masuk ja sempadan Kedah, saya boleh rasa ANGIN BERUBAH, terus masuk badan saya, terus sakit perut

Doctor: hmmm saya rasa keracunan makanan

Patient 1: bukan ANGIN?

Doctor: Saya belajaq kat UK pakcik, sana ANGIN UK lain kot, tak masuk dalam badan orang.

Patient 1: Tapi ni ANGIN kedah doctor

Doctor: Takdak ANGIN dalam medic ni. Saya bagi ubat cirit ngan sakit perut ok

Patient 1: Saya yakin ANGIN doctor

Doktor: ………

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ANGIN CONVERSATION part 2

Doctor: Ye akak, macam mane?

Patient 2: Akak mengandung 2 bulan. Tiba tiba sakit perut harini, kuat sangat. ANGIN masuk la akak rasa

Doctor: Sakit kat mane tu kak

Patient 2: Kat tempat ANGIN masuk

Doctor: Oh kay..kat mane tu

Patient: mula mula ANGIN masuk perut kat kiri..

Doctor: lepas tu?

Patient: lepas tu ANGIN naik pergi kat bahu

Doctor: ade bedarah kat bawah tak?

Patient: Angin tak buat jadi darah. Dia buat sakit je

*Scan perut*

Doktor: Akak…sebenarnya akak mengandung luar rahim..sebab tu sakit perut kuat

Patient: Ha…bukan ANGIN?

DOktor: Bukan…kite kene cepat buat operation ye kak…

*5 mins later*

Suami patient: Doktor, saya ada benda nak cakap boleh?

Doktor: Boleh boleh

Suami patient:Saya rasa ANGIN masuk kuat sangat sampai tolak kandungan die pergi luar rahim

Doktor: ……………..

I give up....................................

shapes and sizes

2009-11-19T22:31:00.001-08:00

Harini kekla tak pi keja. And now im feeling so guilty. Bukan guilty sebab takut keja tak jalan (ortho bukan banyak keja pun) tapi guilty sebab sayang cuti..tak pasai2 dah kena tolak 1 hari punya cuti…

Bukan kekla malas ok..orang sakit perut laa…stupid tummy! Anyway it’s already 2pm now…sigh…ruginya rasa…I wish I’m back in medical school…bila2 nak ponteng pun boleh without rasa guilty!
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Anyway baru teringat this personality test yang kekla buat time kat BTN dulu. (Finally something useful to remember besides dirty jokes!)

Among all these shapes below, which one represents you the most?

SQUARE, TRIANGLE, CIRCLE and WAVE

cup, gambar love, butterfly and taik tu only gambar hiasan ok? dont get distracted! (you wouldn't be if you chose triangle!)

Dah pilih shape? kena pilih dulu baru boleh scroll down ok??

Jangan tipuuuu pilih dulu! sapa tipu dosa!

OK? Dah pilih?

Here's the interpretation (or what i remembered from the real interpretation)

The square
Orang ni suka rules and regulation. Rasa safe dalam tempat sendiri, not too keen on changes sebab akan rasa insecure kalau bukan in control. Teratur, kemas buat keja apa pun semua jalan. (pendek kata :SUPER SKEMA! Hahaha) Rasa nya berdasarkan tahap kekemasan bilik kita semua, takdak kot anak abah masuk geng ni hehehee

The triangle
They are the planners and the achievers. Highly ambitious and motivated. Very opportunistic in whatever condition they are in. Tak cepat terpengaruh dengan distractions.They can also be quite BOSSY!! Tengok tu every corner pun tajam, so kalau kita tak bagi apa depa nak…ish..it can be very painful to us! KIASU jugak kot depa ni. (Kekla ras Abah masuk geng ni kikikiki kutuk bapak sendiri :P ehh some people are proud to be kiasu ok?!)

The circle
Jenis lepak lepak. Bulat macam bola so senang nak blend in dalam semua situation. Bulat tak semestinya physically bulat ok? Orang bulat ni banyak member sebab baik and senang terima perangai orang lain, tapi kadang kadang senang nak kena pushed around. More of a follower than a leader. Low profile plak tu.

The wave
Ok, this is OBVIOUSLY the BEST sebab this is the one I CHOSE! Hehehe

Orang ni pun jenis lepak jugak (cewah puji diri sendiri) , hates rules and regulation. Nanti rasa terkongkong ok! Thinks there are much more in life than money (or whatever the triangle people are so kiasu about). Creative and thinks outside the box (cewah angkat angkat!). Ada ka member kekla kata orang jenis ni indecisive and emotionally labile. Mana ada kekla emo dang you mc%&*njcejw**^weudchri!!!!! hehehe

So which shape respresents you?

Kekla tau :

Jek :bentuk love sebab suka usya pompuan hehe
Na: T**i sebab suka cuci toilet heheheheh

Love,
Kekla

mangkuk mangkuk

2009-11-14T22:51:00.000-08:00

Skarang Kekla kat orthopaedics..okla..rilek betui so far, bila keja xdak..rasa sangap sampai tersentuk2 kepala and asyik menguap every 5 seconds

Tiap2 hari pukui 5 dah punch out, and dapat masak dinner untuk Bude almost every night! Rasa macam isteri mithali siuts!!

Ortho best sebab majority of MO and specialist BAIK GILA!!! Memang cool habis, tak takut nak tanya soalan ka apa.

Except this one specialist. Spoiler la jugak. Orang panggil dia malignant. Bude panggil dia Miss Mangkuk. Reason? She likes to call people mangkuk!

So whenever anyone enters Ortho, we each have a Mangkuk Count. Meaning, brapa kali in total kena panggil mangkuk.

So far mangkuk count Kekla zero lagi sebab tak penah jaga Miss Mangkuk ni punya patient.

Aparently boleh naik pangkat dari mangkuk biasa to mangkuk hayun, mangkuk tandas, magkuk jamban and when she’s trying (her best) to be funny, jadi mangkuk Astro ngan
mangkuk meggi(oh god, what bad sense of humour this lady has)

This Miss Mangkuk buat ward round every Wednesday. SO hari rabu last week kekla memang bangun awai gilaaa aa kan. Tak leh tidoq semalaman bebbb, Gelabah weihssssss takut tak sempat buat round tak pasai pasai kena mangkuk sebijik. Dupdapdubdap jantung.

Pastu turun laaa ngan lift 12 tingkat tu. Bajet cun boleh sampai awai dari besa.

So pakai helmet, bersedia nak naik moto

Tiba tiba, heroku kata

“Sayang, I tertinggal stoken”

Kekla macam….huh? am I hearing this right? “tinggal ape?"

“Stoken. You tolong naik ambik boleh?”

Oh god, this is not happening.

“Eh mana boleh harini Miss Mangkuk buat round!!!”

“Habestu I nak pakai stoken ape?”

“You pinjam la stoken officemate you!”

“Mane ade orang bawak stoken extra pegi keje?!” Ha’ah ek. logik gak.Takkan nak share, sorang nak pakai sebelah kot.

“You tak payah pak…” hmm tak pakai stokeng buruk pulak, macam pak aji kat kampung main dam kat kedai kopi. Nanti orang kata Kekla x pandai jaga suami pulak. Baru nak claim isteri mithali..

Pffttffffff..!Haii laki aku ni time ni pulak dia nak buat tetinggal stokinggg!! So berlari larilah kekla naik tingkat 12 sambil baca doa dalam hati.Skali bila dah sampai bawah, terambik stoking koyak kat tumit hahahaha buat buat x nampak lantak la asalkan ada stoking hehehe~~!

Luckily Miss Mangkuk good mood so tak kena mangkuk. Mungkinkah ini ganjaran buat isteri mithali...kekla redha..ceeeeeeewaaaaaaaaaah!

hehe

Kekla dapat cuti raya haji so boleh balik kampung yeay!!!

Ps: Jek, Kekla jumpa Mr Fazir..fuh penuh charisma! Tapi Specialist jek yang hensem tapi nama pelik tu takdak pun!!!! frust kekla!!

love,
Kekla

Dates dates dates

2009-11-02T21:07:00.000-08:00

Lupa pulak nak cakap, 2 days ago Bude and I turned 1 year! time flies eh? hehehehe

The other night

2009-10-31T02:02:00.001-07:00

Bude and I are both on a week’s leave, so we decided to go back to Jitra. We decided to sleep in the guest room so that Bude doesn’t have to share toilet with Suzie and Suzie doesn’t have to wear tudung all the time and Bude doesn’t have to close his eyes whenever he sees Suzie without tudung blablabla.

But as you know, the guest room doesn’t have a fan. So we had to use the aircond which is belarrdi cold.

The first night we set the temperature at 23 degrees. It was so freezing cold that even my ears got cramps while my bones were so frozen I couldn’t even move my limbs. Bude on the other hand started to have runny nose the following day sokseksoksek (konon tersiksa sebab sejuk la tu)

So naturally on the second night, we changed the aircond setting to FAN.

But it turned out to be soooooo hot. Serious Kekla takleh tidoq tau. It was soo hot that my shirt was drenched in sweat. I kept on waking up in the middle of the night to wipe off sweat from my body.

I tried to change the mode back to aircond, but the remote control was too high tech, none of the buttons I pressed worked. (later I found out the buttons didn’t work because battery habis)

So I woke Bude up to help me. That's what husbands are for, right? To help their wives, right?

“Sayang tolong betulkan aircond ni please”

“Krohh krohh krohhhhh”

“Sayangg tolong please I panas sangat ni”

“Krohh krohhhh krohhhhh”

“Sayaaaanngggg pleaseeee I takleh tido ni peluh peluhhh ni”

“Krooohhh krooohh krooooooh kroooohh”

(Bengang) “ Sayaaanggg tolongla I takreti guna remote ni I dan tekan tak boleh jugak I panas gile peluh peluh asik takleh tidur panas ni selimut tebal potpetpotpet remote xleh pakai potpet peluh potpetpotpet panas”

“Ala you jangan la selimut krohh krohhh”

“Sayang!!”

“Achumm! Sokseksoksek” - bunyi hingus konon sejuk sangat la tu sampa hingus banyak

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii geram betuih Kekla.

So I turned my back on him. I threw the blanket and the pillows ON him hahaha padan muka biar dia panas.

I moved myself and slept on the far end of the bed (it was a king sized bed) so that he can’t hug me in his sleep. Super bengang ni tau.

Dengan penuh susah payah, and dengan penuh bengang,I forced myself to sleep.

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Next morning, i told him what happened . Guess what his reaction was?

“Hahahahahaha I tak sedar pun!!!”

“Serius you merajuk ngan I, I tak sedar pun hahahha”

“tah pape la you ni hahaha”

“Tu la you dependant kat I sangat ,nak betulkan remote pun kene suruh I hahaha”

And

“eh tapi power la I dalam tak sedar pun boleh bagi jawapan logic haha. Logic ape, kalau panas buat ape selimut hahaha. Waa I memang pandai dalam tido boleh berfikiran rasional. Terer la husband you , you x bangga kehusband terer cam ni hahaha”

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii geramnyaaaa kita bukan main marah satu malam, dia x sedaq pun and siap gelak lagi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sesi mengutuk MO

2009-10-05T08:04:00.000-07:00

There is this MO. She picks on me soo much! I don’t know why…she even remembers my name (and not other housemen’s~!). There were 2 housemen that day, me and another girl, tapi dia dok potpetpotpet beleteq kat Kekla sorang, iiii benci betui!!!!

Why do some people like to talk so much? Beleeeeteqqqqqq mengalahkan orang tua.

Let me tell you guys a trick. When it’s your turn to be a houseman, and you get bombarded by MO’s..here are some ways on how to deal with it

1.Pray that all the bad things would happen to them

This is the exact sms I sent to Bude 5 mins after that MO shouted at me

“ Menyampahnya kena marah ngan MO F**** tu. She’s stupid. Hideous, old, ugly, and I hate her. I pray she’ll stay stupid n ugly – FTUGLY (F**** sTUpid Ugly) ”

Of course it was only later that night Bude told me that Fugly has a different meaning, and it involves a swear word that starts with n F. Oh well, I guess she deserves that too! muahahaha evil laugh

Yes yes, I know. Doa menjatuhkan orang lain tak makbul. Tapi doa orang yang teraniaya tu mujarab kan kan kan? Cewah baru time ni nak bedoa

2 Imagine funny weird things about that person

This is Mama’s way.

Bila ada orang beleter, imagine that person in naked. Dengan perut berlipat lipat, pastu buncit, pastu pusat jenis terbonjol ke depan, pastu ada rambut keliling pusat, pastu bontot leper and lendut, pastu penuh ngan stretch mark pastu ada bulu kaki berpintal pintal…

Ofcourse,to put cherries on top, you have to imagine yourself having a hot body like angeline jolie. Well, Na, YOU have to imagine that. I, on the other hand, already have it hehehehe

3. Laugh at that person’s misfortune….or better still, spread them!

There was once this MO (that I absolutely hate) talking to another doctor, and I was there like a wall, totally being ignored. For some reason this MO told the other doctor that she has buasir!! Wooot??! Why in the world would you tell people that you have buasirrrr???????

Trust me, it took less than 5 minutes for the whole of labour room to know about it! Nyiahahahaha im meaaaaannnnnnn nyuhuhu (but she deserved it)

I hope this MO stumbles into my blog one day…

Cuba bayangkan.. dia baca baca pasai Kekla benci one MO…she'd be like..hmm i wonder which MO she hates so much....and turns out that MO has a buasir..and she’d be like….hmm MO mana aa ada buasir..jeng jeng jeng...oh shoot, that’s me! wakakakkaka

Anyhoo
Yesterday I fried karipap (karipap frozen), cooked lunch and dinner. And today I fried mee for dinner and made bread and butter pudding with custard for desert. I also cleaned the toilet and played Mario on Wii. Feels like a perfect housewife! hehe

Till then,
chiow~!

PS: Jek, Na, call la Kekla weekend ni ok?

Babies and me

2009-09-25T20:21:00.000-07:00

For the past 26 years of my life , I thought I love kids. I mean, im AMAYZING with kids. Kids love me. Im a KID MAGNET. Seriously. Any kid would be lucky to have me as their sister / aunt/ cousin/ neighbour.

I loved kids so much, I freaking got into medicine in the first place wanting to do paediatrics.

But as Bude said, my true self came out in the last 2 weeks.

I cant believe I’m saying this…but kid patients are driving me nuts!!! Seriously macam orang gila sakit kepala.

Currently im taking care of the newborns.

And each morning I have to examine these babies.

The problem is I like to talk, and as we all know, babies don’t talk.

Which drives me nuts because MO’s don’t talk to me cause they think I’m stupid, nurses don’t talk to me because they are just not bothered, and i dont talk to parents because they are..erm..annoying hehe.

So I end up talking to the wall, or not talking for a freaking whole day.

For someone who has a big mouth like me…Lenguh weeeeeiiii!

And then comes the examination part.

Imagine 20 babies lined next to each other. All sleeping quietly.

Slowly and gracefully I take out the first baby’s dress so that I can check his lungs. Out of the sudden,

Baby terkejut. Bukak mulut. Oh dear oh dear. Please don’t –

SHRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKK and the baby cries on top of his lungs.

Which startles and wakes the baby next to him, who would then start crying on top of HIS lungs.

Which then startles the baby next to him and next and next and next

Tup tup macam dominos, within 2 seconds, the whole ward cries!!!!

AAAAAA mau pekak telinga daku~~~!!!

Adakah kanak kanak ini rasa semua ini suatu pertandingan menyanyi. Oh Tuhan…

Their cries are so high pitched I think my brain bleeds every morning.

Anyways,

The conclusions are:

Although babies are small, their lungs are big and their cries might kill you in an instant.
The only way I would be a newborn specialist is if my brain bleeds too much causing me to be deaf.
My own children better be cute, smart, and CRY-LESS
If my children are not CRY-LESS, I’ll sell them. Hahahahha

OK chiow. slamat hari raya. sampai hati tak call Kekla noh . ingat dosa tak banyak ka? ha?

Love,
Kekla

the Queen is back

2009-09-12T00:12:00.000-07:00

Hokay, since Jek and Na have both gone back to uni, i guess i need to start blogging again. I apologise to my fans out there for the long delay ( yeap as suprising as it sounds, it's true, i do have A fan - don't worry Fadzihan Abbas i won't reveal your name hehe)

6 days ago i turned 26~! Bude was so sweet, he made sahur for me - sedap hingga menjilat jari. Walaupun pakai 2 peket instant adabi nasik goreng..tak kesah la...he woke up slowly at 4 ( I was post call so memang tidoq mati aa) then the next thing i knew he woke me up at 5 and tadaaa - nasik goreng tomyam babe!! sweet kan? if only my bday is everyday...fuhh best..

Bude also bought me a cake. kat secret recipe. tapikan...logik ka..kat kedai dok bertengkaq. I wanted a mango cake, but he preferred chocolate cake. Dia siap kata " Kalau x abes mango cake tu you makan aaa..." Apekahhhhhh how could someone buy a birthday cake to his birthday wife that the birthday wife doesn't want for her birthday?

Anyway, we went ahead with the mango (OBVIOUSLY) , which turned out to be super sour hahaha but who cares, i got what i wanted, that's the whole point! nyiahahaha

Muka puas hati potong kek (time ni tak tau lagi kek masam macam asam jawa)

So yeah, to summarise,

I'm a 26 year old girl, married to the man i love, ~~working the job i love~~
and living in a house i love. If only i have a baby, life would be perfect!! ( feeling a little broody sebab semalam main ngan anak payat yang super cute!!)

Till my next entry, adios!

love,
Kekla

Ps: yes Na, you totally forgot my birthday!! Hampeh punya adik...Cepat call mintak maaf!

Weddings and Gifts

2009-06-14T04:15:00.000-07:00

Here is the list of my favourite wedding gifts, for future reference if any of you are getting married, and don’t know what to ask from your family/friends/boss. (Kid, please take note)

No.1

Item: Water heater

Given by: Kekwa and Abg Zahrul

Kelebihan: You don’t have to suffer in the morning, especially if you live in my apartment where the water is freezing.

Kekurangan: Remember my stupid washing machine? I think they both are forming a team to turn me crazy. Last week…everytime I shower…the heater somehow doesn’t work. It’s belardi freezing at 6am!!! I had to count to 3 then baca Bismillah then lompat masuk bawah air.Tapi bila Bude shower, which is right after me,the heater is ok. Psycho takkk??!!! Nak sepak mcm washing machine tak boleh…tinggi sangat…

No.2

Item: Free accommodation for honeymoon, any where in the world

Given by: Abah and Mama

Kelebihan: The other option is expensive.

Kekurangan: You have to pay for transportation yourself. So try not to exhaust ~~all~~ most of your husband’s savings on diamond rings and hantarans and baju kawin and videography etc etc… because he’s the one paying for the trip too. It’s part of the pre-nuptial agreement, duh.

No.3

Item: Sandwich maker

Given by: Awanis (and Asa, although he probably doesn’t know it)

Kelebihan: Useful when you are oncall and has a ~~baby~~ husband at home that needs his regular feeding

Kekurangan: You still have to prepare the inti for your husband who, after only 6 months of marriage, somehow lost all his cooking skills. (Dulu time mengorat bukan main…siap hidang kat Kekla depan tv...ngade ngade betul laki aku ni)

No4

Item: Nintendo Wii

Given by: Jek and Na

Kelebihan: It’s super fun.

Kekurangan: When u work as a houseman, you are too tired to play it!

No5

Item: Bedcover

Given by: Those who matter

Kelebihan: If you get too many, you can recycle them as gifts for other people

Kekurangan: You just couldn’t give them away because they are too nice. At the same time, you don’t use them because they are too nice. So where are they? Nicely stacked in the cupboard!

love,
Kekla

My first time

2009-05-30T02:06:00.000-07:00

One day, I was oncall. The calls are usually busy calls, but that particular morning was surprisingly pretty chilled out. By 11 we’ve finished all the work, so my partner took a nap while I read a book.

Then 2 pm came, still there wasn’t much going on. Visitors started to pour in. I changed the shift with my partner, she looked after the ward while I took a nap. Oncalls here, no matter what time it is, if you have the opportunity to sleep, grab it, ‘cause u’ll never know when the next time the ward would be as peaceful as that.

I slept peacefully for 2 hours.

It was 4pm.

Suddenly,

Dr Syira…patient collapse!!!!

Like lightning, I jumped out of the chair and ran towards the patient.

She was slumped on a chair as I got there. Unresponsive.

I shook her shoulders. No response.

Pressed hard on her chest. No response

Makcik bangun makcik. Makcik jawap saya panggil ni. No response.

Shit.

I forced open her eyes. Both pupils dilated. SHITT.

Shined light onto her eyes. Both pupils not reactive. SHIT SHIT SHIT.

Doctor macam mana ni. Kakak taktau nak buat apa apa ni.That was the nurse. Chill out, chill out.

On the other side, the patients relatives started crying. Other visitors started to gather around. Some offered to help, most just busybodies.

The nurses stared at me, waiting for instructions.

Ok cool down. I’m in charged here. Rilex rilex.

This is my first time, I’ve only just started working. Damnit brain, THINK!!

Rilek, ok what did I learn in medical school? All theories, no real life experience. It’s ok, I can do this. I KNOW this. I’ve been trained 5 years for this.

So I took charge.

Kak, angkat patient letak atas katil. Tutup curtain. Family tunggu luar. Yang lain, go away. Kak, pegi call MO, Specialist dan Anaest. Jangan balik selagi tak dapat.

I opened the patient’s mouth to check her airways. Her tongue was slumped behind. Inserted an airway in.

Checked her breathing, Chest wasn’t moving. Negative.

Checked her neck pulse. Couldn’t find any. Negative.

Started an ECG monitor. Straight line. Oh dear.

Ok kita start dulu CPR. Skarang!!!!!!!

So I jumped on the bed, and performed the CPR for about 5 minutes before help came. The specialists arrived, and we continued some more.

It was the longest half and hour in my life. I was sweating, and I was so tired, my hands were getting into cramps.

She was still young. And she happily talked to me this morning. I can’t lose her, it’s not her time yet.

But I did lose her.

And she did die.

That night I kept on thing about her.

What could have gone better? What did I do wrong? Should I have done this? Maybe I shouldn’t have done that. Why do I feel so numb? Why am I not crying??? This morning she was alive now she’s gone!

And the M.O tried to counsel me

“ Syira I know this is your first time. Don’t get too hung up on it, you’ll encounter so many episodes like this, you’ll get used to it”

I DON’T want to get used to it, Dammit! I DON’T want to feel numb. I DON’T want to be heartless like you. I WANT to be hung up on it.

Right now, what im most scared of, is not losing a patient. I know that happens, it’s beyond my power.

But what I’m scared of, is turning into those doctors, who treat it just like any other day. Heartless and Cold.

Every doctor turns into that. Can I escape it??

6 months and counting

2009-05-14T03:21:00.000-07:00

Can you believe it, it has been 6 months since Bude and I got married. That’s exactly half a year!! Time flies so fast….Gila kan?

Can’t help from thinking, if I were not married to Bude, what would have happened to me..hmmm let's imagine...

Option 1

Working as an f1 doctor somewhere in an English kampong in Wales, treating sheep and goats as there aren’t enough ALIVE human beings around. Also single and desperate as the only available males below the age of 35 are white as ghosts, with red freckles and orange hair, and probably weighs 100pounds with ‘foldable stomach layers’ i.e perut berlipat lipat.

(ps: have u ever noticed how red haired men have orange-coloured bulu kaki? SUPER GROSS! errr..tell me again, why do i know these random things....?)

Option 2

Working as houseman in Aloq Setaq. Since Kekwa is there, MO or specialist would not dare to bully me. And whenever I’m on call Mama would send warm home-cooked food dengan air sirap. Best jugak..

But then, there aren’t enough cute single doctors there either. So I’d probably be dating the janitor. Except that unlike The Janitor in Scrubs, mine is probably brown and shiny, with shiny oily curly black hair, and still weighs 100pounds and still has ‘foldable stomach layers’.

E.U.W.W.

Option 3

Working as a houseman in Sabah. Did you know that in some cultures there, hantaran kawin is 10 ekor lembu? (told u i know random things) So if our grandpa is from Sabah, and all our aunts were married, he’ll have 70 cows by 1980s. And if Abah stays there, and all us girls are married, that’s an extra 40 cows. That is a hell lot of meat to cook!

Anyhoo, takdir dah menentukan, I’m stuck with Bude. Might as well love him. This shows how much i love him

By the way, on 1^st May, the moment we turned 6 months, Mama and Abah turned 32 years. Thats 396 months. Or 144540 days exactly. BRAVO BRAVO! clap clap clap!

Let’s hope that by the time Bude and I reach that level, he’d be upgraded from only washing the clothes, to cooking, moping, washing toilets, washing dishes and changing kids’ nappies.

May all my dreams come true

Love,
Kekla

good news at work

2009-04-29T07:44:00.000-07:00

hello everyone!
just to let u know, i'm still alive :)

anyhoos
i have good news at work
there exist these consultant and specialist, notorious for being killer bosses, kaki berleter and perfectionist. masa awai2 dulu kekla penah la kena marah ngan depa ni, benci sungguh la kat depa. rasa amacam nak sepak

but little did i know things were about to change...

one beautiful sunday, when my husband encik bude seronok bertiduran kat rumah, i was on call.
i looked after this one makcik (she calls herself tok), very very complicated case..anytime boleh tip to emergency case

so i looked after her very well la, takut patient collapse ka apa time kekla oncall, mampus beb..

then next day i was in clinic and sanother HO looked after her...

and then suddenly i got a phone call...

guess what?! the consultant and specialist wanted me to look after the patient!! they said..ask somebody else to cover clinic, ur good, we personally request u to be here

banggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaa siuttttttttt

and then kan kan kan ada laggggggiiiiiiii

tak habeh lagiiiiiii

another consultant came..they wanted me to call a 3rd consultant, tapi selalunya houseman xleh call consultant directly sebab biasala...we are kuli kuli bawahan...tahap macam hamba abdi camtu mana boleh cakap ngan raja kan.

and then suddenly the specialist said

EH, this girl shahiraN can la...she's very very good

and the 1st consultant said yes la, she's good, better than an M.O

nyiahahahahahahahhahaahha

riak sungguh diriku
padan muka MO
nyiahahahahahhahaha
im better than you. take that!

anyway, the only bad point is, nobody knows my real name
i'm either syahiraN or syakiraN or syakira

hmm
what's so hard about syahira la weh???

Ps: for those non medics out there...i know the only medicine u understand is greys anatomy. so here is the equivalent

houseman = adik meredith, o malley dan junior2 lain = kuli bapuk
Medical officer/MO = meredith, christina sekarang (1 level up)
specialist = takdak dalam cerita tu, i level below consultant
consultant = mc dreamy, mc steamy except that none of them look 1 inch as dreamy/steamy like that

ok more updates next entry

love,
kekla

PS: teka teki tu mama kata xxxxx sangat hehehehe so jawapannya sapa nak tau sila tanya kot fon ok heheheheheh not my fault aa, bude has corrupted my mind

teluk intan and teka teki

2009-04-04T21:31:00.000-07:00

Im currently in Teluk Intan. Finally i have a weekend off, thanks to Lan Helmy (sanggup berkorban untuk Kekla walaupun kena gossip tak berasas hehe)

Nakisha just got married a couple of days ago and i missed it!!! damn on call rotations!! CONGRATULATIONS sweetheart!

Im currently in Labour Room (i.e bilik beranak, untuk orang2 buta medic) .

Semalam time oncall ada patient ni kan..kalau sakit adoiii dia jerit satu hospital bergegar. Pegang perut sikit dia tepih tangan pastu lompat lompat atas katil tekejut kekla. Pastu dia tendang tendang kaki, tangan libas habih jatuh orang tepi2. Siap terbalik scan machine.sebijik macam exorcist. seriously kekla ingat dia kena rasuk. Kekla siap baca ayat kursi dalam hati. Tapi dia ni bangsa india kot jin tu tak paham arab susah la kan hehe

Turns out normal delivery ja. Anak nombor 2 plak tu. Haih.. drama queen sungguh

Anywhoo
Next week ada Sushi date ngan Salini..and Mama ngan Abah ngan Suzie nak mai KL at the end of the month. Kekwa pun nak mai KL. Kekla nak lawat kekwa nak tengok perut mak boyong.

Kekla suggest nama Rianna kalau anak pompuan taktau la Kekwa nak ka dak. Kekla nak nama tu tapi Bude kata macam omputih sangat. Nak nama Jasmine pun macam omputih, Delilah pun macam omputih. Dia nak anak nama Ahmad Banoffee bin Ahmad Faiz. sigh

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Teka teki

Seorang suami pergi berkelah mandi pantai. Hadiah apa dia bawak balik untuk isteri dia kat rumah?

teka jangan tak teka
teka jangan tak teka

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I love u guys

Bye!
Kekla

Ps: Na kekla nak mintak tlg beli hanpon!

Female doctors and teka teki

2009-03-21T01:35:00.000-07:00

People say it’s hard for female doctors to find husbands…I used to wonder why. Maybe they are too busy such that they have no time to socialise? Or maybe they only hang around male doctors, who, on the other hand, are more interested in nurses?

Now I have the answer

(Some) Of the female doctors are so bitchy…how could men be attracted to them??

Kekla bagi contoh ok (kisah benar)

This one female m.o, when she’s angry..semua perkataan mencarut keluar. I got an F word last night! First time ever in my life..!!and I didn’t even make a mistake!! Kalau Kekla almost bunuh patient..lain la cerita.

I was taken aback, but not totally surprised…let’s just say that I’ve been warned. And this M.O…she talks rudely at nurses (some who are older than her)..made jokes about how lembab and stupid people are..I got the impression that she thinks she is smarter than everyone else

And she’s not the only female doctor like that.

So what kind of men would be attracted to a woman who is rude, swears all the time, and thinks the whole world is stupid? Dah la tak penah senyum..sampai bekedut kedut dah muka. Kalau cun macam Kekla logic la jugak ni muka macam bontot kuali kena simbah acid ja. (hehehehehehe)

Anyway my point is, if you are always angry, rude, and moody…you feel miserable, you look miserable and you exert a miserable aura to everyone around you.

And just because you are a doctor, it doesn’t mean that everyone else is stupid. Cepat betul menyombong diri.

So everytime kena marah..dalam otak Kekla Cuma ‘Lantak hang la makcik oi. In 2 hours im going home to my husband..while u’ll be alone peluk bantal tengok tv sambil makan megi’ nyiahahahhaa padan muka

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On a brighter note,

There is this one female doctor. Garang gila ok. Dia (obviously) tak kawin lagi la kan. Muka memang masaaaaaaaaaaam sangat. Kawan kekla haritu siap kena halau dari wad...sampai nangis nangis.

Haritu dia ada bagi talk sikit. Sepanjang tu, Kekla terwonder wonder macam mana laaa muka dia ni kalau dia senyum.

Tiba tiba dia senyum

And dia panggil nama seorang houseman

Dengan lemah lembut

And muka yang ceria

Teka sapa houseman tu

Sapa lagi kalau bukan....

AZLAN HELMY! hahahahahahaha

Memang kena bantai gelak la ngan kawan kawan houseman Kekla yang lain

Shu sila berhati hati nanti nanti dapat madu sepcialist garang oiiiii pening kepala hehehehehehe

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Jek, it’s been 2 weeks, Kekla tak nangis lagi. Kalau Kekla menang bet, dapat adiah apa?

Weekend ni Kekla off. Sapa nak gayut sila telefon cepat. Nak keluaq pi OU ngan Bude romantic romantic sikit

Bye everyone!

The Whys and Hows

2009-03-14T06:06:00.000-07:00

A a person should become a doctor IN MALAYSIA if he/she wants to achieve these things

1.LOSE WEIGHT

Haritu for the whole day Kekla cuma minum segelas susu dari pukui 6 am sampai 10pm. Busy sangat sampai terlupa nak makan or minum…horror tak!!!

Kawan kekla jatuh berat badan from 45 kg to 38.kg..tak payah susah susah nak melompat atas dance mat…ye tak Kid? hehe

2 FORCE YOUR HUSBAND TO DO HOUSEHOLD CHORES

Kesian Bude dia pulak jadi surirumah separuh masa…siap tolong basuh baju, kemas rumah, cuci toilet…and he actually knows how to use the washing machine! (Desperate times call for desperate measures hehe) AND he offered to fry pisang goreng for me (offer saja la.. tak buat pun..)

3. LEARN SWEAR WORDS

If an M.O makes a mistake, they laugh it off. If a houseman makes the same mistake, he is B****H, B******G, B**I, B****P and semua yang berkaitan (Thank God Kekla belum kena lagi)

Basically, keja ni sesuai untuk orang yang suka merendah diri sebab HOUSEMAN = KULI.

Nyiahahahaa

It’s not that bad la actually. Most of the m.os and nurses are nice. Tapi ada satu dua yang rasa nak pelempang muka. Kekla juga belajar teknik teknik bodek nurse, contohnya

(i)Puji depa terror

‘ooooooooooooooooo macam tu ye kak. Lepas kanan letak kat kiri ye. Ish saye tak tahu pun..bende2 camni derang x ajar kat medical school..Cuma pengalaman yang besar ja baru boleh pandai macam kakak ni potpetpotpet (padahal semalam and semalam semalam dah ada nurse lain ajaq)

(ii)connect yourself to them

Kak..mak saya pun staff nurse midwife dulu… dia cakap best keja ni tapi susah..dia pi training lama gila dulu….keja ni kan susah, kena banyak experience and kena cekap . orang passionate je boleh potpetpotpet*selitkan teknik pujian (i)*

(iii) use your family

Kakak orang kelantan…ehhh mak saya orang kelantan gak… eh,bukan ek, kakak orang perak ek..ehhhh suami saya ni haa orang perak. Eh..kakak asal kedah rupenye? Sekapal la kite. La akak…adik sepupu mak sedare tiri belah ayah saya pun duduk kat Pahang tu ha…same rupenye kite ni ek? potpetpotpet

Baru seminggu berjalan. Setakat ni ada masa yang down macam nak nangis (belum nangis lagi), but at most times i enjoy myself and the staff are great.

Sabarudin sabarudin sabarudin tukang kasutttt…

Semoga kekla takkan terbang ditiup angin

Love,

Kekla

Pakaian Cinta

2009-02-26T09:49:00.000-08:00

I was told a pretty funny joke by one of the penceramahs. It goes like this..

Satu hari tu...sorang mak ni pi lawat ghumah anak laki dia, baru kawin 3 bulan. Sampai sampai tengok pintu dia tak kunci...anak laki dia pi kedai kot. So mak ni pun masuklaa terus pi dapuq..

Yang si anak menantu ni pulak, she was having a shower. Taktau la pulak mak metua dia mai. Mandi mandi dengan tak pakai baju..dia terus turun pi dapuq.

Masuk masuk dapuq...tekejut bangat la dia nampak mak metua. Tak sempat nak lari. Kantoi busuk punya.

Mak metua kata... “Awat hang loqlaq sangat ni jalan tak pakai baju?”

Dengan kavernya dia kata “mak...inilah pakaian cinta mak..”

Mak dia pun kata.. “ish hang ni...buat malu ja pi pakai baju”

Bila petang..

Mak ni pun balikla ghumah dia. Tapi fikiran dia asyik teringat kata kata anak menantu dia

“Hmmm...pakaian cinta ek...hmmmmm menarik konsep tu”

So mak pun fikir fikir nak cuba kat suami dia. Lepas isyak...mak dia dengaq bunyi gate dibuka. Pak aji dah balik dari surau..

Mak pun cepat cepat bukak baju...

and duduk atas sofa kat ruang tamu..

Pak aji pun masuk rumah...

Kuncikan grill...

Tutup pintu rumah..

Mak duduk dengan gaya manja...

Bagi senyuman paling sexy...

Pak aji terkejut.

Pak aji kata

“Mah..awat hang loqlaq ni tak pakai baju??”

Mak kata

“Abang...inilah pakaian cinta bang...”

Mak senyum lagi dengan semanis manisnya...

Pak aji berkata

“Mah....aku tak kira la pakaian cinta ka, pakaian apa.....................

tapi... HANG PI LA IRON BAJU TU DULU!”

Kursus

2009-02-26T09:47:00.002-08:00

LANGKAWI

Lama tak update...dok berkursus kat Langkawi ni..tapi tengok tengok blog ni....nampaknya nobody missed me :(

Anyway Kekla dah dapat placement...Kekla dapat...jeng jeng..HOSPITAL KUALA LUMPUR!

I’m happy..sebelah ngan menara PNB ja. Lunch time ka boleh sneak out paksa Bude makan ngan Kekla hehe

Anyway it has been 2 weeks now. BM kekla dah bunyi macam Indon. I'm having fun but i miss Bude so much...should've sneaked him into my luggage and brought him here!

5 days of BTN to go, then we'll be reunited :) :)

Love,

Kekla <3>

Nenek pergi BTN

2009-02-10T00:18:00.000-08:00

In less than a week, Kekla kena attend orientation programme and a freaking BTN. Im so not looking forward to it

Orientation apa tah sampai 18 hari. Malas betuiiiiiiii. Nasib baik kat hotel.

And BTN!! Aaaaa sekali pi tak cukup kaaa…malas betui la nak kena kawad pagi pagi, then sure kena jungle trekking..pastu kena pilih nama kumpulan berdasarkan tokoh kebangsaaan, lukis bendera kumpulan, then tulis misi dan visi kumpulan….bluweeeeeekkkk

And at one point, they’ll trick you into writing on your group flag. Kalau tak tulis, kita lawan cakap ketua, kalau tulis kita tak menghormati bendera.

Or make us write our aspirations on a paper then suruh kita pijak. Kalau tak pijak lawan cakap, kalau pijak kita menghancurkan impian sendiri.

Oh god….it’s gonna be the loooonnnngest 3 weeks of my life.

The worst thing about this is having to leave Bude..adoi berat sungguh hati ku. How in the world did we survive not seeing each other for 11 months..? I have no idea.. (actually I do, with lots of ~~tears~~ skype and webcams! hehe)

I mean, I’m a super cool, hot chick. I’m sure I can survive being away from him for 3 weeks. But can he? I mean, sure Bude rindu gila kat Kekla sampai nangis nangis tengah malam kan kan kan? Hehe

Maybe kalau tak kawin lagi, boleh gak nak usya doktor ka, pakcik askar btn ka, abang kantin ka..

Banyak keja tak siap lagi ni. That include, cook Bude’s favourite meals, freeze them, clean the toilets, clean the whole house, change the bedspread and pillowcases, wash all his office clothes, iron them, and finally, TEACH BUDE HOW TO USE THE WASHING MACHINE.

I think he can still remember how to cook rice..

Love,

Kekla

Ps: this reminds me of the time i had to leave Bude in 4th year. Kekla menangis horror gila atas plane. And sepanjang tu ada makcik indon ni dok usya senyum senyum tengok Kekla. Syok pulak tengok orang sedih. Sebok betui. Mentang mentang suami dia ada sebelah.You are fat, old and yugly. hahahaha ( i didnt actually think or her that way..sedih sangat sampai sembunyi muka dalam selimut)

All is fair?

2009-02-05T15:44:00.000-08:00

To the 4 betrayers

How could you stoop so slow? Have you no pride? Do you REALLY think back in March, people voted you because they actually want YOU? Orang vote ikut party la doboh.

To BN,

I wonder what perks you offered this time. If you want to win the people back, do it right. What you resorted to is simply SICK and UNETHICAL

To PR,

I’m surprised you are so mad. You poked them too hard. Federal government entah ke mana, Perak Government entah ke mana. Tu la tak sabar sangat. Now that you’ve tasted your own poison, it ain’t very sweet is it?

People chose fairly in March. If you want to take over anything, wait for the next GE. Same goes for you, Anwar.

But then again,

All’s fair in love and war…and politics

Except di akhirat of course.

Good to know there’s always that one last chance of justice

Topik Rojak #2

2009-02-04T15:45:00.000-08:00

Serious matter

For all of you out there who cares (ada la dalam 3-4 orang hehe) I’ve been called to pay my service. Meaning, I’ll start working soon.

Induction starts on the 15^th of this month in Langkawi, continued with BTN on the 28^th, in Yan Kedah

Adoiii ada mobile reception ka at those places? I’m gonna miss my husband! Dah la xleh balik weekend, baru ingat nak cau balik Jitra..

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Apple in the eye

Lupa nak habaq, Mama and Abah bought me a microwave oven. Hadiah kawin. Apparently it’s the most expensive in the store. Tu yang tak berenti dok bakaq ikan la, buat lasagna la..next will be baking cakes and muffins.

My point is, did mama buy YOU the most expensive microwave oven? Ha? JEK and NA?

Apparently NOT

Maksudnya Mama lagi sayang Kekla dari Jek and Na hahahahahahahahhhahaha sila jeles.

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Dumped

What is worse than being dumped by a guy?

Before I tell you the aswer, let me tell you a story. TRUE story

There was this boy I met 4 years ago. We first locked eyes in a hospital in Bristol, or rather that was the first time I laid my eyes on him. He just looked straight through me, as if I didn’t exist. But for me, that was better than nothing.

So that started our relationship. We hung out, laughed, ate together. I spent some late nights at his place, just so that I could be woken up the next day by his gentle touch.

I fell for him instantly.

I mean, who wouldn't?

He was the most beautiful thing ever created on earth.

His laugh lifted my spirit, his eyes captured my soul, his kisses were wet and full of passion, and his words…they melted my heart. I waited for him to tell me he loved me, and when he did, it sent me flying straight to seventh heaven.

And then I left for Malaysia.

And he met someone new.

Someone close to me who betrayed me.

She, who could never love him the way I do.

She, whom I consider to be my own sister.

He met NA!

Na, I can’t believe you stole Ciman from me!! I found him first!!!

Ciman, how could you've forgotten me???????

Which aunt was there first when you were born?

Which aunt played with you when you were small and others were too scared to hold you?

Which aunt babysitted you a thousand times, cooked for you, took you out on outings, played with you, bathed you, changed your diapers, and WATCHED POWER RANGERS EVERYDAY FROM 7AM to 8PM UNTIL SHE MEMORISED THE THEME SONGS?????????

Aaaaaaaaaa I’m so stressed!

I bet Na tak sayang sangat Ciman tu. Saja nak curi Ciman sebab jeles tak dapat microwave oven paling mahal dalam store.

Your name Ti Na was derived from MY NAME, for goodness sake. I bet that was your plan to confuse him. I can’t believe I trusted you Na and you stole him.

This is a conspiracy!

Kak Myra, cepat pindah balik Malaysia. I can’t wait to win Ciman back, even if it means I have to be his slave! I’ll even offer Faiz@Chot to be your gardener, F.O.C!

To Ciman, i will always love you..forever and ever and ever and forever ever ever forever

Us during the good times

So, What is worse than being dumped by a guy?
Answer: Being dumped by a BOY!

Ps: Na, bukan ada affair ngan Pakcik Zaini ka? Buatpa tukaq, dia lagi sesuai untuk Na…romantic gitu…naik keta meh-ceh-dis lagi..

Mari Makannnn!!

2009-02-02T06:54:00.000-08:00

lama betui tak menulis sori yeee banyak sangat cerita sampai jadi takdak cerita

tapi tu semua cerita lain kali

kali ni Kekla nak berkongsi berita gembira

jeng jeng jennnnngggggggggggggg

Kekla...

jeng..

berjaya......

jeng jeng jengggggggggg...

...

..

..

INVENT recipe!!!

so mari kita berkongsi kejayaan Kekla

Nama Masakan: LASAGNE KEKLA
Preparation time: berdasarkan kehandalan tukang masak (i.e Kekla lembab gila)
Serves: 4

peerghhhh nampak sedap gila meleleh leleh ayaq liurku

Red Sauce

Daging or ayam cincang
Broccoli potong kecik kecik
Carrot potong slices then potong 4
Bawang besar 1 or 2 (depending on size)
Bawang putih 3
Halia 1 inch
Cili kering 15
Lada hitam 1 sudu kecil
Tomato puree
Spagetti sauce dalam tin (optional)
Mixed italian herbs 1/2 sudu kecil (optional)

1.Rebus carrot and broccoli saaaat ja, dalam 2-3 minit, drain and put aside
2.Mesin bawang besar, garlic, halia, cili kering, lada hitam.
3. Panas minyak and tumis bahan mesin for about 15-20 minutes, tambah air kalau kering sangat.
4.Masukkan daging or ayam cincang
5. Bila daging almost masak, masuk carrot and broccoli
6. Masuk tomato puree and spagetti sauce, about 3-4 spoons each
7. Tambah garam, gula, mixed herbs and chicken stock, adjust bagi rasa pedas and masam masam

White sauce

Butter 2 sudu besar
Plain flour 2 sudu besar
Susu 3 cawan
Grated Mozzarella or cheddar cheese segenggam
Black pepper

1. Panaskan butter
2.Bila butter cayaq, masuk tepung gaul sampai rata
3. SLow down the heat, add in the milk, kacau sampai pekat. Adjust bagi white sauce sama banyak ngan red sauce, kalau tak cukup simply add milk
4.Bila cukup pekat, tambah cheese and kacau sampai semua cheese tak beketul. Add salt, black pepper.

The Baking
1. Preheat oven to 180'. Line the baking tray with aluminium foil
2.Sapu 1 layer of red sauce on the tray. Then white sauce, then arrange the lasagne sheets.
3. Continue arranging red sauce-white sauce-lasagne sheets . Make sure the lasagne sheets are covered well with the red sauce 0n top.
4. Finish with the white sauce on top. Sprinkle some parmesan cheese and italian herbs kalau ada.
5. Bake for 30-40 minutes

Haf fun trying! It sounds quite hard, but it actually is simple and yummy!

Love,
Kekla

Ps: maybe lepas ni kalau tak larat nak jadi dokter boley la bukak restaurant hehehehe
Pss: lasagne sheets tu masak ikut arahan belakang kotak okeh? i suggest u buy jenis yang takyah rebus, terus masuk oven

Beletiaq sat neh...

2009-01-22T00:25:00.000-08:00

Since Kekla and Bude kawin, there are 2 questions that we get asked almost everyday.

The first one is, “when are you planning to start work?”

Aiyoo people, I’ll be working for the next 40 years of my life insyaAllah..so what’s the rush? Let me live my life the way I like it.

And that question is usually followed by, “tak mengandung lagi ke?”

Kekla tak kesah pun sebenaqnya orang tanya benda benda ni. Tau, depa saja nak buat conversation, tak pun saja sebok, eh I mean, saja ambik berat hehe

Tapi yang Kekla paling tak tahan bila setengah orang tu try nak impose their beliefs on me.

“ Orang kata kalau before first pregnancy dah pakai family planning nanti susah dapat anak. Kalau lepas anak first xpa”

I wonder who this orang is. So Kekla akan Tanya balik “iya? Orang mana kata camtu?”

And depa jawap balik “orang laaaaa…orang…”

Hmmm....

or worse, they react macam ni

“Ish, tak elooookkk ambik pill ni. Macam tolak rezeki. Nanti nak mengandung Tuhan tak bagi dah, kena balasan.”

And Kekla akan jawap “iya? Sapa kata camtu?”

And depa jawap “alaa orang laaa kata… orang”

Aiyooo, can somebody please tell me who this encik Orang ni. Pandai sungguh dia berkata kata, satu Malaysia ikut cakap dia.

Kepada Encik Orang, Tuhan tu Maha Pemurah dan Pemberi Rahmat. Tuhan juga sangat memahami. Tuhan tak zalim, tak punish his servants tak pasai pasai.

Secondly, pakai family planning bukan ertinya tolak rezeki…ertinya orang tu praktikal.

Cuba bayangkan, if a mother is on call 3 kali times a week, that leaves her 4 nights to catch up with her sleep.

Kalau anak tengah menangis malam malam, do u think she would have the heart to ask her husband get up? She wants to be with her child, but she’s tired. Is that fair to her, her husband, or her child?

Abes tu kalau dia tak adil kat anak or suami dia cemana? Kena punish lagi?

Orang lain boleh, awat kita tak boleh? Hmm..tak betul ni..nanti kena punish

Adoi mak...Penat sungguh jadi isteri and emak camni..

Thirdly, kalau a couple tu cuba mengandung tapi x dapat..for all you know maybe dia ada penyakit ka..or just takdak rezeki. Buat pa nak pi pandai2 cakap tu la tolak rezeki. Saja nak bagi couple tu rasa guilty and blame themselves?

We shouldn’t live in this world thinking that buat ni dosa, kena hukum ni, buat tu dosa kena hukum tu.

Contraceptives ni ada cara yang halal, ada cara yang haram.Macam other things in life. Jadi kalau alim ulama dah cakap sesuatu cara tu halal, kenapa nak impose threat and insecurity kat orang lain?

Islam is beautiful, but (Malay?) people tend to stress on what we CAN’T do. Why don’t we enjoy the things that we CAN do instead.

It’ll make world a much better place, trust me.

Kekla

Outing bersama suami

2009-01-18T23:22:00.000-08:00

IP MAN

Last weekend, Kekla and Bude keluaq tengok wayang. We watched Ip Man atas recommendation Duggie. Cita betui, pasai kungfu master yang femes. BEST GILA! Highly recommended, especially untuk Jek. Dijamin Jek akan layan cita ni dengan bestnya sekali. Mungkin bakal menitiskan air mata jantan.

My new crush yang sangat cute and macho

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ANNOYING NEIGHBOUR

Kekla and Bude duduk kat couple's seat. First time in our history as a couple.Best la boleh peluk peluk (read : Kekla peluk tangan Bude, dia busy pegang ayaq sebelah tangan, pegang popcorn sebelah lagi)

Sebelah Kekla ada 1 couple melayu. Student lagi kot. Time iklan dok potpetpotpet 2 orang tu, dalam hati Kekla, takpa takpa satgi cita start depa stop la tu.

Tapi bila cita stat dok potpetpotpet lagi. Dalam hati Kekla lagi, takpa takpa satgi 5 minit dia stop la tu.

Sampai separuh movie pun dok potpetpotpet lagi

Contoh conversation depa

Skrin: Seorang lelaki cina jumpa balik layang layang lama dia

Awek : Eh tu laki tu. laki cina tu
Balak : Tu la yang abang dia cina tu
Awek : Dia dapat layang layang
Balak : Layang layang yang dia main tadi tu
Awek : Dapat balik layang layang tu
Balak : Abang dia simpan
Awek : Abang dia bagi balik
Balak :Dia dapat balik layang layang
Kekla : ...................
Bude : crunch crunch crunch slurrrrrp burppppp

or

Skrin : Anak hero main beskal 3 roda

Balak: Eh anak dia keluaq
Awek : Awww kiutnya...
Balak: Comelnya naik basikal
Awek : Alalalalaaa comeeeeeeeeeel
Balak: Basikal 3 roda
Awek : geramnyeeeeeee iiii
Balak: Anak dia naik basikal ada 3 roda
Awek: awww aww awww comeeeeel
Kekla: ...........................
Bude : crunch crunch crunch slurrrrrp burppppp

Halfway through the movie, they were still talking. So Kekla teguq suruh diam. Diam la sat, dalam 10 minit pastu stat cakap balik.

I wasn’t gonna let these 2 hopeless people ruin such a great movie..so Kekla pun stat kunyah popcorn and minum and burp kuat kuat. Janji boleh layan cita baekkkk punya, kan?

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NEW COUPLE

I have a feeling that awek and balak yang suka bercakap tu, masih baru berpacaran. Takpun dalam proses ngorat lagi. Yang pasti definitely tak kawin lagi la. The reasons I said so are as below:

1. Depa tak share ayaq.

2.Walaupun minum ayaq gas banyak gila, sepanjang muvie tu sekali pun awek tu tak burped kuat kuat. tak ka ajaib tahap kekontrolan itu?

3. Awek dia gelak tutup mulut.

4. Everytime ada babak comel, si Awek akan berkata dengan nama lemah lembut “Awww…’’ “kiutnyeeeeerrrr’’ or “alalalaaaa’’.
Tujuan kata kata itu adalah untuk menunjukkan si Awek adalah comel, manja dan in touch dengan sifat kewanitaan.

5. Everytime ada babak gaduh si Awek akan berkata “aduhhh’’, “awww” or “uuuu sakitnyeee’’.
Tujuan kata kata ini adalah untuk menunjukkan si Awek tu lemah, tidak suka keganasan, dan perlu lelaki (si Balak) untuk memprotect dia

6.Everytime ada babak ganas, si Balak akan kata “cayalah’’ “ambik kauuu’’ or “fuiyoooooo’’. Tujuan kata kata ni adalah untuk menunjukkan si Balak ni macho dan kuat la konon

6.They seat at a couple’s seat, but were MILES apart. Kat tengah tengah tu boleh letak ~~setan~~ orang ketiga

Orang kata, bila 2 lelaki dan wanita tidak muhrim keluaq bersama, orang ketiga adalah syaiitoooooonnnnnnnnn

Hahaha syok betui kutuk orang tak kawin lagi ni

Tak gitu, Kid? :P

Kesimpulannya cepat cepatla kawin, boleh peluk sambil tengok movie, boleh kutuk orang lain, and boleh burp kuat kuat lepas minum ayaq gas.

Love,
Kekla

Another step taken

2009-01-13T01:05:00.000-08:00

The Night Before

Pagi tadi intebiu ngan SPA. Malam tu memang super nervous la Kekla, sebab kalau dia tanya pasai medic memang satu hapa pun x ingat. What,the heart is on the left side? reallly??

So tidoq pun asyik terjaga jaga sebab takut oversleep.

Tiba tiba di hening subuh Bude kata 'Alamak!!' dengan nada tekejut.

Kekla pun melompat dari tilam cari jam. Did i oversleep? shoot shoot mampus.Belardi hell. Dalam proses cari jam tu ada la terpijak and tersiku Bude sekali sampai dia pun terjaga 'Eh u ni asal ni???'

Ghupa ghupanya baru pukui 4.30 am and Bude sleep talked! False alarm. ceit. padan muka Bude kena siku.

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The registration (disaster)

And so drive la seorang diri ke Putr*jay*. Alhamdulillah tak sesat mana mana. Tapi jam punya horror gila trefic lite ijau pun keta xleh gerak.

Kekla pakai baju kurung feveret Kekla, Kaler purple-pink, rasa cun aa siap mekap2.Breakfast makan roti kosong sambil drive.

Sampai sampai i was first interviewee to arrive. YESS!!

Pi la register, and guess what, nama Kekla takdak dalam list!! Rasa macam nak nangis. Depa kata silap tarikh, nama Kekla listed untuk esok, 14 January. And depa suruh mai balik esok. Shoooootttt...

Kekla pun buat muka tak puas hati. 'Kak tolong la squeeza nama saya masuk'. 'Betuiiii orang tu call cakap hari Selasa'. 'Jauh saya mai ni dari Kepong pukui 6.30 lagi dah gerak' and etc etc tapi nampak gaya xdak effect. Hmmmm

'Kak, Tan Sri *toot toot* tu kawan bapak saya dia yang arrange untuk hari ni'

Hehehehe terus dapat intebiu, siap jadi first in line!

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The evening

So bila sampai ja rumah lepas intebiu Kekla terus cari kertas yang tulis detail interview. Tak puaih ati aa orang kata Kekla salah

Time: 8am .....betui
Bawak: IC,Surat beranak, Sijil,Result......betui
Pakaian: Baju kurung....betui
Place: Tingkat 6 Kompleks C....betui
Tarikh: 14 January 2009...be...what????

Memang salah Kekla rupanya kehekehekeh i hope they will never find out :S

Sori Tan Sri tersalah pakai nama Tan Sri huhuhu

Love,
Kekla

Ps: The interview went well. Seminggu dua lagi depa akan call untuk induction, and then i'm off working as a doctor!

Cinta tapi benci

2009-01-09T00:12:00.000-08:00

I was looking at some of my friends’ pictures on fb. Budak budak UK. Teringat pulak zaman dulu. I wonder what life would be had I stayed and worked overthere.

The first year kat UK, I still felt like an outsider. Lagi lagi kota Bristol yang penuh ngan mat salleh, duduk kat kawasan mat salleh, surrounded by mat salleh friends, I was the only one yang bertudung dalam the whole batch. Rasa janggal, tak reti nak bukak topic bersembang. Dalam kelas, I struggled to understand their jokes and they struggled to understand my accent. I turned down invitations to go out with them, nanti awkward so might as well just save the trouble.

Mat Salleh ni bukan senang nak berkawan. They won’t make the first move. We have to make all the efforts. Kalau tak, they just shut you out. If you are they only coloured girl in a group of 30 mat sallehs, you don’t really have a choice.

Tapi after a few years, I was a stranger no more, Bristol WAS my home. I felt belonged. Dah banyak kawan, slang pun dah berubah. I went out with them at nights, but leave before they get drunk. I got along well with doctors and patients (siap kena ngorat dengan specialist!), received wedding invitations, got invited to parties…I was finally having fun fitting in.

But back then, I missed home all the time. And for that I struggled. I missed my parents, my siblings, my boyfriend, my friends.

I missed Malaysia so much that I hated Bristol.

Now that I’m in Malaysia, I’m missing Bristol.

I miss the rain. I miss my winter clothes. I miss the train. I miss the food. I miss cheese. I miss Kak Myra. I miss Ciman. I miss Jonet and Shu.I miss my warm boots. I even miss the freakin' S*insbury's!

Bristol to me is like a love-hate relationship. Can’t live with it, can’t live without it.

I love my husband and I love my family. I love every minute I’m spending in Malaysia. No regrets there. Yet I can’t help myself from wondering, did I leave too soon?

Terserius pulak entry kali ni. Padahal baru lepas tengok Raja Lawak

I miss you Jek and Na

Love,
Kekla

pss: rasa rindu kat UK ni datang sekali sekala ja. Usually bila tengok gambar gambar UK. Tapi bila Bude balik semua feeling ni akan pergi. He makes the scale tips heavily towards loving Malaysia :)

I'm gonna be an aunt?

2009-01-06T22:45:00.000-08:00

I had the most funny/ strange/ shocking/ disturbing DREAM last night.

SUZIE MENGANDUNG ANAK KEMBAR AT THE AGE OF 16!!

Suzie sekarang bekerja di klinik Abah sepenuh masa. Tengah sarat mengandung, Suzie panjat tangga untuk ambik ubat kat belah atas. Tiba tiba Suzie jatuh tangga.

Dapat gegaran kat otak pastu Suzie mula fitting. Kekla sebagai hero mimpi pun cepat cepat bagi CPR dan Suzie kembali normal.

Tiba tiba Suzie beranak kat klinik gak. (i.e. tiba tiba 2 baby muncul tepi Kekla). Baby first diberi nama Wan Suzanna Marni. Marni tak bernafas, Kekla cek dalam mulut rupanya ada serpihan biskut marie terlekat kat tekak (?). Kekla pun suck out biskut dan baby Marni bernafas macam biasa. Hero saved the day again.

Dalam busy busy menyelamatkan Marni, semua orang lupa kat baby kedua, Wan Julie Maria (Kekla bagi nama). Maria dah biru muka. Semua panik! Kekla cek cek rupanya ada duit 2 kupang ngan 5 kupang terlekat kat tekak (?? Suzie ni makan apa time mengandung?) Kekla suck out duit duit Maria pun bernapas balik..tapi baby Maria still nampak keletihan.

Finally ambulance sampai, dalam bentuk kereta Wira. Driver seorang pakcik Cina. Tengah dok drive nak pi hospital, pakcik refused untuk bukak siren so asyik stuck kat traffic light. Kekla marah pakcik tu, jadi pakcik pun bukak siren. Lagu jingle bells.

Pakcik driver sesat taktau jalan nak pi hospital, dia turun tanya orang kat Perumahan Awam Mergong. Kekla pun dengan heronya (Kekla dok belakang, Suzie dok depan) drive keta tu dari belakang guna kaki.

Finally sampai Hospital Sultan*h B*hiyah dan semua selamat. Once again, the day was saved by ~~the powerpuff girls~~ Kekla!

Tapi masih banyak misteri yang belum terjawap.

1. Macam mana Suzie boleh mengandung pada umur 16 tahun?
2.Siapakah ayah kepada anak anak Suzie?
3.Adakah ayah kepada anak anak Suzie telah berkahwin atau akan berkahwin dengan Suzie?
4. Mengapa Suzie berkerja sepenuh masa di klinik Abah?
5.Macam mana Kekla memandu kereta menggunakan kaki dari belakang? Siapa yang tekan minyak dan tukar gear?
6. Adakah ini suatu 'sign' untuk kita memantau kehidupan sosial Suzie? Semalam Suzie prektis merentas desa anjuran sekolah, mungkinkan Suzie ada hubungan sulit dengan pakcik pesawah?
7.Tapi anak anaknya comel dan putih, mungkinkan pesawah itu orang putih?

Jek dan Na, and most importantly Suzie, tolong beri jawapan kepada misteri misteri ini.

Love,
Kekla

Sultanah Asma Rocks!

2009-01-05T21:54:00.000-08:00

Kekla memang niat nak ajak member mai makan makan kat ghumah. But I didn’t know if I have the energy (and expertise) to cook for 10 girls (yang super pandai memasak). Pressure woo. Satgi pakat dok cirit birit keracunan makanan kena poisoned by dokter pulak susah tu kan.

So Iena The Great mencadangkan buat potluck and it turned out to be such an amaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyzing idea!

Chef Iena bersama spaghetti hebatnya. Kesian Bude, Kekla lupa nak simpan spaghetti sikit for him…kebuluran nak makan spaghetti. So Iena kenala masak sekali lagi spesel utk Chot ok?

So ikut plan semua orang kena sampai ghumah Kekla by 11am. Sebagai gadis gadis ayu yang mulia, lemah lembut dan berbangga dengan adat resam orang melayu, semua sampai after 12noon!

First to arrive was Nida My Super Cool Cousin ngan geng apartment mewah – Mimie and Suzie. Nida bawak macam macam gila I think the award for orang paling rajin jatuh ke tangan Nida. Ada ayam golek gaya Tok Mak, biskut konflek super sedap (weh I was the host I should get more than the rest dammit!) and buat ayaq cocktail yang sedap.

She still has that sweet smile that lights up the whole room!

Pastu sampai2 Mimie n Suzie menayangkan GULAI KETAM hebat. Perghhhh gulai ketam beb bukan senang. Tak sia sia ketam tu mati. Jangan depa masak ni depan Mak Bude dah, nanti sayang depa dari Kekla mana boleh

Pastu kelam kabut menggoreng ayam masak madu. dengan
minyak yang diimport dari aparment mewah depa tu (sure minyak
jenama mahai omega 3 ka apa kan kata apartment mewah) Itam legam kuali Kekla.Kena rendam 44 hari 44 malam baru keluaq ni itam itam ni. (tipu ja....keluaq malam tu gak)

Pastu tiba tiba Kid called, she was with Iena. Cemana tatau bleh terlepas sampai roundabout kat Batu Caves. Ngat sambutan Deepavali ka apa pi sana. Kid sampai sampai terus ajaq Kekla cemana nak siang sotong. Dia buat senang betui Kekla buat abeh keluaq ink itam, itam legam sink tu (seems like everything in my kitchen jadi itam legam!).

Sotong sedap Kid. Sotong ni pun x menyesal dikorbankan, dah la sedap nanti pas masuk perut boleh kawan ngan ketam. (x sure makanan laut kawan tak ngan ayam Mimie, tapi Kekla rasa depa kawan ngan sayuran dalca Kekla. Maybe spagetti Iena tak kawan kot sebab dia kan westerner, jatuh aa kelas)

Makan makan sampai perut kembung then Nasrah pun sampai dalam baju kurung super sweet kaler oren, just in time untuk kisah membuka mata dan minda from Iena and Kid, followed by dance mat competition.

Bunyi gung gang gung gang sure orang bawah ingat bawak anak gajah masuk rumah. At least member2 Kekla setuju nak sponser duit semen kalau lantai belubang hehe :P Pastu pakat gelak mengilai ngilai, hantu pun tercabaq. In the end semua dah terrer. (aku silap weh, satu dance mat tu gherga rm35 ja…bukan 70. Pi beli kaih nanti bleh celen aku cewahh)

F yang comel momel bawak buah buahan segar sebagai pelawas memudahkan pencernaan makanan

Pastu main Nintendo wii plak.. Orang main 100m lari pakai tangan tapi Mimie and Suzie siap lari ngan kaki. Again orang bawah terpaksa tahan dengan bunyi gungganggunggang. Kid pulak main sampai xmau makan nasik (tapi makan donut yang Dr Juen bawak, banyak gila cover balik semua calories yang dah burnt!)

Kekla happy gila semalam, I hope you guys enjoyed it too. I’m so glad lepaih kawin I can still hang out with my super great pals macam zaman dolu dolu. Tenkiu guys for coming, I lap you guys so much!!

But more importantly suamiku Bude yang sanggup berkorban main game dalam bilik sepanjang kawan kawan Kekla ada. That is from12noon until 11pm, I wonder if dah naik kematu kat bontot dia.. You see how geeky my husband is?!! Hehe Takpa la, dia geek yang sweet (Although I suspect that he actually enjoyed playing pc games without me disturbing him every 15minutes) Thank you sayang!

I had a super great time

Super great food, super great company, couldn’t have been better!

Love,

Kekla

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Ps: Untuk member member yang xleh mai (termasuk yang duduk nun jauh di Perlis, or lagi jauh di Australia) maybe next time kita buat gathering yang lagi besaq ok?

Pss: Saturday 11 January ni Nida plan nak piknik kat Ulu Langat. Don’t know if I can make it, but I’ll try. Bawak suami suruh jaga beg boleh tak?

Psss: Next big gathering, maybe umah Nasrah time Chinese New Year. (Kekla pandai pandai suggest tu) Kena bawak Chinese food ka? Pastu lawan makan chopstick kan. And semua pakai baju kaler merah, bestnya!

Me Vs The Washing Machine

2009-01-04T23:28:00.000-08:00

Orang kata keta kenari tu macam washing machine (jatuh pangkat sebab hampeh). If that is the level, then washing machine Kekla ni tahap toilet seat kot!

Dah la memang tak cun, 4 segi macam kotak nak letak tv. Pastu dia xdak instruction untuk letak softener. Kesimpulannya Kekla main letak ja tapi bila habeh basuh baju langsung xdak bau.Bau softener xdak, bau washing liquid jauuuhhh sekali.Peghabeh duit ja..

Pastu, dia punya la kuat spin, habeh semua baju jadi keromok keromok. Sampai t-shirt ngan seluaq dalam pun habeh jadi bekedut. Seluaq dalam kedut..!! Takkan nak iron seluaq dalam kot? gila apa, baik main dance mat.

Paling tension bila nak gosok baju keja Bude. Semalam, the same baju Kekla gosok EMPAT kali, Diulangi EMPAT kali. Isteri mithali pun x gosok baju EMPAT kali tau? Siap letak febreeze, ayaq, and anti wrinking punya spray...dok kronyok lagu tu gak. Sampai Kekla tension dok maki maki washing machine. Pastu siap tangan melecuq kena iron. Cewah dramatik sikit, macam Cinderella (pronounced as Chin-de-re-le-la, ok?)

Satu lagi, dia punya la kuat spin, sampai time Kekla nak basuh curtain (cewah rajin isteri mithali la kan) tengok tengok curtain to koyak rabakkkkkkkkkk!! Terpaksa la Kekla tidoq di bawah cahaya matahari selama 1 minggu. Ultimate penyiksaan.

Kekla komplen kat Mama, mama suruh pakai washing machine punya safety net ni, so that baju baju delicate tak koyak. Guess what...dengan net net tu sekali koyak!!

Masa Kekwa dok sini, i dont remember her complaining pasai washing machine ni. Either dia tak basuh baju (Hmmm...) or washing machine ni saja cari pasai ngan Kekla.

Haritu Kekla sepak tepi washing machine ni. Tapi kaki Kekla yang sakit huhuhu

Adoi...sapa nak bagi hadiah washing machine baru kat Kekla? In return dia dapat kasih sayang dah doa dari kakak mithali.

Anyone????

Love,
Kekla

My house is wayyyyy cooler than yours

2008-12-30T23:47:00.000-08:00

Rumah kekla skarang ni macam sanctuary untuk permainan permainan. Tapi untuk adults ok and games yang cool cool only ok. Games koman koman macam Jek punya Jutaria tu and anak patung monyet super buruk macam Na punya,bolayan aaa..

Nintendo Wii

Firstly, my current favourite the amayyzing Nintendo Wii. Baru beli 2 hari..tangan dah cramp dok main (Boleh ka pi spa suruh depa urut ketiak?). Kekla siap cipta world record dalam javelin throw ok??! Hebat gila okkkk!

Nintendo wii yang berkilat kilat selepas dipasang, memanggil manggil dengan suara kecilnya “sesungguhnya mainlah kamu sebelum kamu dimainkan (huh?)’’mendayu dayu bagai angin sepoi sepoi bahasa

Bude dengan excitednya mengoyakkan Wii contoller dari pack. Seyuman gembira mungkin bagaikan kerang masam di mata orang lain tapi tetap forever wangi di mata dan hidung Kekla hehe (bodek suami dengan harapan xyah masak dinner)

My feveret game, olimpik ping pong, walaupun sentiasa kalah. Harini kena rest la..tangan dah cramp nak goreng mi pun x larat.xleh la buat keja umah camni cewah (plis ignore the fact that there's a screw driver atas tv. bukan Kekla x simpan rumah ok, dia mysteriously menjelma dalam gambaq.Macam hantu lilin)

Selain Nintendo Wii , rumah ni jugak ada game game lain untuk mengeratkan sirraturrahim sesama ahli keluarga dan rakan taulan termasuklah

PS2

Dance mats.

Harini Kekla tak tidoq lepas subuh, menari dance Mat for 1 hour, which is equivalent to jogging for 1.7 miles! Fuh finally now ~~Jessica Alba can look like me~~ I can look like Jessica Alba.

Poker Set

Not that I encourage gambling…ish Na ni, dosa la bejudi. Baru dok UK 3 taun dah lupa daratan

Drinking shot snake and ladder

Ni hadiah kawin ni from kawan Bude. Kekla pun tatau nak main cemana, minum kopi itam pekat kot pastu tengok sapa kena lari pi toilet dulu? Any suggestions on how to play this game (without, of course, having to drink alcohol!)?

I feel like rumah ni bukan rumah orang kawin. Macam rumah remaja remaja. Maybe Kekla ni berjiwa muda kot ceeeewahh dah la muka awek muda

That's all people.
Nak pi kemas depan ruang tamu selerak macam sarang tikus sebab sepagian main games. Satgi suami balik tekejut sakit jantung kena confiscate game bahaya tu.

Bye!

Love,
Kekla

We got a Wii! Weeeeeee!!!!

2008-12-29T16:10:00.000-08:00

Finally semalam Bude ngan Kekla beli Nintendo Wii. Dapat harga murah gak. Balik balik rumah (10pm) terus main Wii sampai tgh malam!!

Peluh gila basah ketiak ok!!!! Lama gila tak bersenam macam ni

Dapat game Mario Olimpics. Best!!!! Esok dia nak bagi game Wii Sports pulak.

Kekla dok lawan ngan Bude, main sampai cramp ketiak ok. Tau la Kekla ni kan kiasu bab lawan lawan ni, Bude tu pulak bukannya boleh bagi can. Bila Kekla kalah dia boleh gelak terkekeh kekeh x sweet punya suami.

Kekla pulak tengok aksi Bude main, semangat gila nampak macam nak tercabut pergelangan tangan tu. Kekla gelak sampai terguling guling nak pecah perut!!

Balik balik Bude dapat nombor second last, Kekla nombor last. Pastu bila Kekla power sikit, Kekla pulak second last, Bude turun jadi last. Dua2 boleh tahan hampeh!

Gambar takleh nak upload. Nanti kekla letak aksi aksi bersukan pasangan pengantin baru. Kekla rasa macam ~~monyet dapat bunga~~ ~~katak dapa lalat~~ budak budak dapat permainan.

Kesimpulannya this wedding present rocks!! Tenkiu Na and Jek!!!

Love, hugs n kisses.

Kekla

P.s: 1 Jan ni kawan kawan Kekla nak mai potluck kat umah. Plan Kekla is sumbat Bude bagi makan sampai kenyang., pastu suruh dia main game dalam bilik, pastu main Wii ngan dance mats ngan kawan kawan

P.s.s : Adik adik cepat la mai rumah Kekla. I challenge you to play ping pong kat Wii!!

Bad dreams and bad girls

2008-12-25T22:10:00.000-08:00

Maaf wahai adik adikku lama betui tak update. Internet ni macam saja nak caghi pasai ngan Kekla..bila Kekla guna dia buat perangai. Bila Bude guna dia ok pulak.

Serious macam pompuan tengah period!!

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Mimpi ngeri

Lately ni kan Kekla selalu betui mimpi ngeri. Ingatkan mimpi kalau Na ada dah cukup ngeri nyiahahaha rupanya boleh jadi lebih ngeri.

Once Kekla mimpi kawan skolah rendah Kekla kena rasuk hantu. Kepala dia siap pusing 360º pastu dok jegey mata tengok Kekla. Dia mai ligan masuk surau woo wuiiiii takut gila..

Sekali tu mimpi dah masuk bulan April tapi Kekla tak stat study Add Maths lagi. SPM lagi 8 bulan ok!! Dekat dah mana dan nak study dahhh..nanti tak dapat stret A1.Tu lagi takut dari hantu ok! (Bude thinks i'm a nerd to consider this a nightmare. eleh sebok, dia tu computer geek )

Pastu finally a few days back, Kekla mimpi Bude nak KAWIN LAIN. wth?!!!Baru kawin x sampai 2 bulan dah nak kawin lain, ngan member skolah rendah Kekla plak tu (i need new friends, seriously!) What's worse, dia nak kawin lain bukan sebab dia suka budak tu tapi just because dia ada quota lagi 3 tak isi.

Dah la tak cun, Kekla lagi jauh lagi cun (well it was MY dream). iiiiiiiiiiii kecik ati gilaaaa. Rasa macam betui betui terasa hati sampai terjaga dari tidoq. Tapi bila cerita kat Bude, dia gelak ja. Cis.

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Cemburu

This dream reminds me of a girl yang Kekla penah jeles. One day, tiba tiba Bude puji budak pompuan ni cute la comel la. Siap usya gambaq budak ni a few times la.

Dalam fon Kekla buat buat cool. Juai mahai la mana bleh tunjuk kita bengang.

Tapi betui betui OFKOS la kekla jeles kan!!! pompuan mana tak jeles, dah la time tu Kekla kat UK and budak tu lagi dekat ngan Bude. kalau kena ngorat ngan budak tu cemana Kekla nak lawan kan!!! ii geram geram.

Kekla pun cari la gambaq budak tu. And call Na and Suzie melepaskan perasaan. Depa pun kata budak tu comei.Siap kata lagi comei and femes and banyak peminat dari Kekla, pastu gelak kat Kekla. Tak supportive langsung!

Ni gambaq budak tu

Nama dia Horikita Maki, blakon dalam Hanazakari no Kimitachi e. Eleh dia ingat baru blakon drama tv sikit dah baguih sangat aa tu.Tengok tu tak aa comei sangat kan macam laki. Kekla lagi comel Kekla ada lesung pipit pastu bulu mata Kekla lagi tebai. Pastu Kekla baik pakai tudung tutup aurat dia ni mesti macam gadis gadis liar bohsia tu kan. Kekla manis dan ayu dan lemah lembut.

OK la i exagerrated a bit la... dia cute la jugak...boleyy laaaaaaaa. I mean, she deserves some credit untuk buat Kekla tercabar kan....

BUT I WON! Padan muka hang Horikita Maki (tengok nama pun macam patut kena maki) HA HA HA HA HA

To get even with Bude, Kekla pun nak minat co-stars dia. Semua cute, i dono how to chose, so i picked all three to be my crushes. so cuteeeeeeeee

(I personally designed this collage to prove how deep my love is)

It's all in the hair, innit? Kalau kekla potong rambut Bude style macam ni sure Bude jadi macam heart-throb Jepun gak kan. Tah tah lagi hensem. Takleh takleh nanti banyak pompuan minat.

MUST. KEEP. HIM. AWAY. FROM. MY. PRIMARY. SCHOOL. FRIENDS.

The main casts of Hanazakari no Kimitachi e. Very cute and very funny! Highly recommended, especially if you are a house-bound housewife like me.

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Kesimpulan

So the conclusions of this blog post are :

1. Don't trust your primary school friends. Either they are possessed, or worse, they want to steal your husband away.

2. Japan is closer to Malaysia than UK. Make sure your husband/boyfriend watches Mexican series instead. Or better still, British series. Then you can haunt the girl down.

3.If your sister is jelous of a famous japanese star, you should tell her (your sister) that she is prettier, cuter, cooler, funnier, smarter and more popular. seriously, adik adikku!!!!

Love,
Kekla

Topik rojak

2008-12-17T15:35:00.000-08:00

Tips Pasangan Bahagia #1 - cokodok

If you make cokodoks that dont look or smell like one, your husband won't eat any of it. Therefore you can ~~enjoy~~ eat them all by yourself, tak payah share share nyiahahahha

(But if they dont look or smell like cokodok..chances are they don't taste like one either. So Projek Cokodok : FAIL! )

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Projek nasik tomato was a major success. It was so good it'd bring tears to Gordon Ramsay's eyes! I'm back baby!

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Haritu Kekla stat main solitaire kat PDA Bude, tapi selalu sangat kalah. Pastu dia tolong (which, annoyingly, buat Kekla menang). Pastu tiba tiba dia pulak dok hooked kat game tu...siap main kat ofis pastu msg Kekla kata markah dia power. Yang Kekla pulak dok kalah camtu aa...iiiii geram betui

So semalam masa Bude dah tidoq..Kekla senyap senyap main solitaire kat atas katil. Sampai finally menang ngan markah powerr baru boleh tidoq! Harharhar tapi hasilnya koi 1 lebih baru tidoq pastu terbangun lambat hehhe

This was the congratulary text from him, received at 8:26am

''Wah power 3644. x sia2 jd wife i ''

Aren't we such supportive couple?? (actually Bude yang supportive, Kekla asyik jeles dia menang)

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Bizzare consultation #2

Patient: Dokter, tengok dak Aji Din tadi?
Dokter : Ha..sapa?
Patient: Aji Din la, kat simpang nuh. Takkan Dokter taktau kot
Dokter: Ha? Haji Din? Sapa Haji Din ni?
Patient:Aji Din la..banyak oghang tadi Dokter. Mecehdis belaga ngan proton. Ghamai oghang pi tengok takkan dokter taktau
Dokter:???

Rupa rupanya Aji Din ialah accident antara sebuah mercedes ngan sebuah proton....

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Tips Pasangan Bahagia #2 - stinking salak

If your sister buys buah salak from Indon,they are highly precious and you should eat them as soon as possible. Don't keep them in the kitchen as once they get wet, they stink!!!

However if stinking salak happens and you are scared of food poisoning but the salaks are too precious to be thrown away, get your husband to finish them up. That's what husbands are for.

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I love my husband more than anything in this world. His birthday is 6 days from now. Please God please please please dont make me not realise they day when it comes

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That's all folks

Love,
Kekla

Marriage changes me...to the better?

2008-12-16T22:41:00.000-08:00

1. I wake up at 11 on weekdays, and at 8 on weekends.
terbalik dari zaman belajaq belajaq dulu.Tapilepas keja nanti either bangun koi 6 tiap tiap hari...or tak bangun langsung sebab x tidoq sebab oncall!

2. Dalam masa sebulan setengah kawin, baru SEKALI makan AYAM MASAK KICAP!!!
Aaaaa stressssssssss .That food is like, the best food like, everrrrrrrrrr! Bude ni makan asyik kena pedaih2 so aritu dia kenyang xmau dinner so Kekla buat ayam masak kicap dengan penuh passion dan kasih sayang. Meleleh leleh ayaq liuq time tengah masak.Bila siap dia teliuq so curi ayam and nasik Kekla..sebukkkkkkkkkk!! menyesai pi offer.

3.Start tengok bola tengah tengah malam and actually understands it.
Tapi Bude selalu tetidoq depan tv so slow slow kekla turn down volume and tengok The Nanny/Powerpuff girls/Malam Sehati Berdansa. Khai and Rosmah are so cool...tapi Kekla rasa depa kalah aa..sebab Lisdawati lagi terrer aa. ish Kekla nak vote Bude dah veto x bagi.Sob sob sedey..

4. Start makan breakfast.
Pukui 6.30 pg ok, then teruih tidoq sampai 11.Hence mengapa bontot ku semakin membesar, NA JEK NASRAH KID tolong jangan jeles ok nyiahahaha

5. Kekla pandai gosok baju and seluaq laki.
Woooo laju wooooo macam salesgirl Hankyou Jaya camtu woooooo. Tapi ada sekali tu Kekla lupa langsung nak gosok baju..dah koi 7am baru sedaq seb bek ada baju backup.Kurang la point nak jadi isteri mithali.Anyway gaya Kekla gosok camni. Pasang iron, letak baju.Ciung ciang ciung (gosok) Sprettt spreeet (sembur ayaq sikit) ciungg ciungggg (gosok lagi)...siap. nexttttt!!!!

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Semalam Kekla pi umah Achik, adik kepada Mak Bude. Opah pun ada situ...Opah Bude ni cool gila!!! Tiap tiap hari Ahad tengok Melodi! Siap bukak cerita pasal Lina Hangat wooo haha Pastu Opah masak perghhh sedap gilaaaaaa stress aa kena kontrol2 makan ni...ikutkan hati nak tambah 3 - 4 kali lagi tapi sebab nak kontrol ayu terpaksa telan ayaq liuq saja huhuhu

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Ok nak keluaq beli barang masak. Malam ni Bude mintak buat nasik tomato so itulah menu malam ni. Sedap ka tak lain cerita janji habih.

Bye people

Love,
Kekla

picture time!

2008-12-15T00:24:00.000-08:00

Since masa kekla nikah haritu adik adik Kekla x leh mai, i've decided to put up some pictures. Gambaq yang dug ambik x siap2 lagi so terpaksa la letak gambaq Kekwa ambik, hence the less artistic pictures --- no offence but calling Kekwa not-artistic is an understatement! hehe joking, sister (not that she reads this blog so we are free to kutuk her muahahaha)

Semua gaya kontrol padahal baru baik cirit birit sebab makan bihun sup beli tepi jalan

Ni gambaq malam khatam Al-Quran. Mula mula ingatkan kena duduk ataih bantai besaq pastu pakai mike macam Siti Nurhaliza dulu..memang Kekla ketaq gila la...prektis almost every night tau. Fortunately everything went well (unfortunately though, part preaktis baca Al-Quran tiap tiap malam stopped lepas malam tu hehe)

Gambaq ngan family minus Abudi and Abg Zahrul before nikah starts.

Janji ngan Bude suruh mai pukui 11am. Bajet2 dia mai lambat la sikit (timing Melayu) sekali pukui 11am tepat dok depan gate rumah dah! Gatai tak sabaq nak kawin sangat dah kot...

Renungan tajam Bude bagi kat Abah.

Abah pulak yang tersilap cakap masa lafaz nikah tu.Pastu Bude pi teguq Abah memang kena gelak la (Bude kata dia takut nanti tak sah pulak nikah kalau silap). Sekali lafaz ja dah sah (See told u Bude gatai x sabaq nak kawin) Cepat gila..Kekla xdan nak sedih sedih nak posing keluaq ayaq mata ka apa kan. ceh. pastu Bude pi semayang sunat..lama pulak tu. Kekla terpikiaq, semayang seribu rakaat ka apa laki aku ni.

Haa ciuman pertama di atas dahi. Anak tudung keras tidak menjadi halangan.

Best woo kena cium kat dahi. Rasa terharu dalam hati cewah. Tak pecaya tengok muka Suzie..macam jeles and teringin kan? Takpa Suzie..anak Ansar single lagi. boleh dapat cameraman and videoman free kan?

Finally, Gambaq ngan family Bude

Ramai gila side Perak mai, 8 kereta. Terharu sungguh. Skarang Kekla dah hapai semua nama nama, all i need to do is match the faces to the names! Selalu gila kena quiz ngan Bude. The trick is kalau dia tanya nama Uncle/Auntie/first cousin/ 2nd cousin/3rd cousin yang kita x tau, kita tukaq kepada topik yang dia suka.

contoh

Suami: Ape nama anak kepada adik kepada sepupu kedua kepada nenek kepada anak sedara kepada makcik kepada sepupu Mak?
Isteri: Errr.. eh sayang tengok tu ada bola la Man U main waaa hensemnya macam u la waaa body pun mantap macam u
Suami: Mana mana? haa betul la betul hensem kan i ni (kembang kempis hidung)
Isteri: nyiehehehehe

ok next entry, i'll put pictures kat hotel and kat teluk intan ok?

Take care people

Love,
Kekla

Ps: Bude kena keja lama kat ofis arini. Sob sob sedey

daku dan line intenet

2008-12-13T06:59:00.000-08:00

yes! line intenet dah masuk. finally.siap dapat fon free wooo...boleh ganti fon nokia kotak ni.tapi dulu pakai fon nokia kotak ni langsung x paranoid orang nak curi. skarang dah paranoid balik asik kepit henbag sampai cramp ketiak.

anyhoo. nanti kekla akan update. ni weekend ni kena jaga suami ni, and by that i mean teman dia pi servis keta sampai terlena dalam ofis proton atas kusyen sambil tv menayangkan perbincangan pasai senario bola tanah air (i think the conclusion was that it sucks), diikuti dengan menemani suami tercinta round PC fair for 2 hours sampai kaki melecet dan cramp, and kepala pening.malam ni teman tengok bola sampai esok pagi.esok pulak teman pi low yat repair ps2 and beli graphic card and usya nintendo wii... ohno..dont get me wrong my husband is not a geek..he's SUPER geek! hehehehe

anyway tadi layan bolt. lawak gila!!! pastu makan kat tony romas sempena duit gaji pertama kekla..rasa macam orang kaya kaya. best steak i've ever tasted in my life!! mahal nak mampus la tapi, teruih rasa miskin balik. waiter tu dok buat baik bodek bodek sengih sengih nak tips la kot..sekali kekla n bude bayaq pakai kredit card..masam teruih muka haha

to jek, sabaq la noh laptop rosak. semoga banyak dosa jek diampuni Tuhan. maybe lepaih ni jangan dok jaga sangat laptop tu..buat macam Kekla n Nano nano, hantam saja x rosak rosak pulak.

bye i love u all!

hugs,
kekla

Bizzare Consultation #1

2008-12-04T00:57:00.000-08:00

One sunny Afternoon...diceritakan oleh a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend

Patient: Dokter, tolong sain borang ni boleh. Saya nak sambung lesen dreber bas. Banyak taun dah bawak

Dokter: Bleh bleh takdak masalah. Slalu pakcik sain kat mana sebelum ni?

Patient: Slalu kat dokter *toot*. Slalu dia tak cek apa apa pun dia sembang sembang lagu ni la...

Dokter: Oooo.. dia kenai pakcik xpa la. Saya baru petama kali jumpa..jadi saya cek sikit sikit la noh pakcik noh

Patient: haa sila sila tapi takdak papa aihh sehat jaaaa

Dokter pun cek n cek n cek, Cek jantung cek darah cek paghu paghu

Dokter pun cek mata

Dokter : Eh pakcik...rabun ni..pakcik x pakai spek ka (dalam hati : oih gila rabun pakcik ni tulisan dalam bilik pun x nampak.thats baaaaaaaaaadddddd)

Patient: Cek dah haritu tapi nak buat spek mahai sgt

Dokter: Habis tu pakcik dok bawak bas pakai apa?

Pakcik: Kalau tengah hari x pakai apa

Dokter: Kalau malam?

Pakcik: Saya pinjam spek bini

Dokter: wth??!!

Pakcik....lain orang lain spek punya power..mana boleh main pinjam pinjam . Ingat ni raber pensel ka nak share2.

Kekla cerita kat Mama Abah...Mama Abah gelak ja...depa kata what do u expect in this country.

Seriously?

I am soooooo not getting on public buses ever again!

love
kekla

To Jek and Na

2008-12-03T18:18:00.000-08:00

. Kekwa has some ~~good great~~ amayyyzing news. Why don’t u guys call her up :)

2. Bude thinks the picture that i posted didn't do him justice. Didn't bring out his beautiful eyes kot. hehe. So here is the un-edited version

Yang dah touch up lagi hensem kan? Kak Lis and Athirah next to me and Abang Eddi next to Bude. Taktau la pasaipa Suzana kat belakang tu tidur berdiri sambil mencebik.

3. Na, daku memohon ampun kerana engkau gullible. I played no parts in it. I mantain my innocence.

4. Semalam kekla merajuk sorang sorang kat Bude. Pastu call habaq kat dia malam tu ( FYI Na, with men, kita kena habaq kita merajuk kalau x depa xtau). Mula mula kena veto (sebagai husband i arahkan u habaq pasaipa u merajuk.muahahaha <---gelak orang jahat berkuasa cis...lately ni selalu betui kena veto mcm ni). lepas habaq teruih kena gelak (hahahahaha merepek la u ni) pastu kena pujuk (*toot* *toot* <---insert words using your own imagination - but not too wild ok) pastu kena ceramah motivasi (Kita dah kawin la bukan zaman kapel lagi u dah xleh merajuk merajuk macam dulu)

Asal plak dah kawin x leh merajuk? x aci betui

Anyway..dah 3 hari dah dok jauh dari Bude ni. Kekla risau betui..Bude boring dak..makan ok tak..tidoq ok tak..boleh bangun pagi tak..rindu Kekla dak..sekali bila call..dok main game ngan dok tengok tv series. ceh.

2 more days to see him again. How in the world did we survive not seeing each other for 11 months??

5. Jek exam haritu ok x?

Love,
Kekla

After 1 month

2008-12-03T16:51:00.000-08:00

Menurut countdown anniversary kat ataih tu kekla baghu kawin sebulan lebih sikit.

Kadang kadang rasa macam dah lama kawin (especially time kena basuh baju. seriously. baju takkan habis dibasuh walaupun kita basuh tiap tiap hari. Mama pun kata macam tu).

Tapi kadang kadang rasa macam baruuuuu ja kawin (e.g. inai ada lagi. cincin kawin slalu lupa nak pakai. kat facebook orang dok wish lagi. Which reminds me Kekla lupa nak habaq kat kawan2 UK kekla kata Kekla kawin. ooppps)

My daily routine goes like this

6.30am : Jam Kekla bunyi. Snooze.

6.32 am : Jam Bude bunyi.

6.35 am : Jam Bude still berbunyi. Oh right, dia tidoq mati. So kekla yang kena snooze kan. Seriously, EVERYTIME!

6.40am : Try nak gerak Bude dengan gaya konon habis manja iaitu dengan mencium di pipi. Sekali tu dia mamai dia cebik muka pastu almost tolak muka kekla ngan tangan. cis! but then again the day before that kekla masak petai....

7.00 am: Prepare breakfast untuk suami tersayang dengan penuh tungkus lumus. Menu cereal ngan susu. hehe. susah wooo. but it takes twice longer time sebab dok mamai.

7.15am: Suami pi kerja. Kekla masuk bilik, tutup lampu, tarik selimut, and TIDOQ~!

11.30am: Alamak alamak dah pukui 11. malunya fooh mintak mintak satgi Bude tak tanya bangun pukui brapa. Ok kalau dia tanya habaq kata bangun koi 9 pastu tertidoq balik. Cek hp. Alamak ada msg from him pukui 9.30am. Kantoi. Everytime. Dang!

12.am : Mandi. Cuci toilet sekali. Basuh pinggan. Basuh baju. sidai baju. lipat baju. basuh baju lagi.

5.o0pm: Oh yeah my hubby is coming home. Rumah dah kemas. Baju dah basuh. Badan dah tak bau bawang. Oh shoot sampah tak buang lagi. Tadi dah ikat, siap balut 2 kali and spray perfume sikit.What't that white thing on the tip of the garbage bag? sekali pandang macam nasik, dua kali pandang..it moves. Ewwww cepat betui membiak semalam dah buang dah sampah. Belllardi maggots! Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew all the way to tempat pembuangan ~~najis~~ sampah.

5.40pm: Bude comes back to a perfect house and a perfect wife!

By the way gambar kawin dah siap. Kekla edit sendiri. Enjoy!

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Love,
Kekla